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Key master and no master of the universe. But then He-Man claimed: "For The Power Of Grayskull", and turned into...

picking up castle black skull and screamed "Because a man can see, he does not look", and everybody fell on...

A monstruous pile of shit, while they were falling they started the crumble talk: ...

Oi maamme, Suomi, synnyinmaa,
soi, sana kultainen!
Ei laaksoa, ei kukkulaa,
ei vettä, rantaa rakkaampaa
kuin kotimaa tää pohjoinen,
maa kallis isien.
Sun kukoistukses kuorestaan
kerrankin puhkeaa;
viel' lempemme saa nousemaan
sun toivos, riemus loistossaan,
ja kerran laulus, synnyinmaa
korkeemman kaiun saa .

But...

I hate this perculapekkalanguage that noone understands and I will knock out everyone that dare to TALK this shit. Come on if you dare so...

The poor lil' guy that posted that anthem was so sorry because he doesn't speak finnish and didn't know what he was writting. So the lovely woman...

kicked him on a very weak spot and told him to never try that shit again, because then she would kill him. He...

Grab his poor nuts, crying in pain and promised for Priapus not to do that again - EVER!. After this episode...

Must we talk about NUTS all the time? OK again then.

he decided to never have anything to do with nuts of any kind and took his guitarra and played a sad song he just had composed. It was about...

A poor boy who was kicked in the nuts (yeap, again ) by his sister, and he was now claiming for her forgiveness. But then the sad song turned into a satanic anthem, leaving the poor saddened boy...

What a nasty sister!

in tears, but still hopeful, and he started to sing with his broken voice. Halleluja, oh Halleluja I am now a gay girl without nuts and I am...

satanist pekka, that holds, weary and frenchified, the anthem of life... the two little siblings then..

Fisting an elderly mans rectum is troublesome. The red rocket penetrated his skull, brains are on his kitchen table, juice boxes along his mantle, his curtains are see through....and, so is his mind

fucked and apalled... a phallus came in flying through the mighty gate of ponyworld, where a white pony was copulating with a thoothfairy...

"This is a neverending story about shit, microphallus, nuts, rectums, diarrea, constipation,fucking, asses, penises of all sorts, small, big, square, reptillike, oval, untidy, unsafe,and now I, the toothfairy is going on with a white pony," said the blackmetaltoothfairy and jumped up on...

a massive elephant cock which was inside a duck's moisty rectum. Midst these fucking impossibility, he said: ...

Is this what you consider wise?

I am one of AGAG's very strange constructions and I am not real, so I jump out of this story and start to sing an die Freude for...

Who said this thread was about wiseness, I think it's more of anti-wiseness

...Wagner himself, who was, with a severe and thoughtful look on his face, being blowjobbed by a very strange man called nietzsche, that kept saying: ...

"Love is blind, friendship closes it's eyes and you Richard are my big idol. I will do everything for you even if you by your looks not seem to appreciate what I do now. Please be more...

Thoughtful while I admire the bigness and harmony of your art... then a pony entered the room and...

started to neigh in D and Richard jumped up like the tongenius he was,"Take that atonal beast out of my house, I will only have music here, and you can stop that blowing too. I will not have Nietscheidiots to blow here. You are too pessimistic for my mission in life and by the way...

"Si puedes leer esto, una de dos. O estás usando el traductor Google y te acaba de salir una cosa rarisima que se va a entender a medias, o dos, hablas español y quiero que sepas que este post no tiene el más mínimo sentido de la lógica o la razón D:"

he said, but then the aliens came from a planet called Globex and their leader was called Hank Scorpio and he...

Couldn't talk spanish... hence he killed everyone with sour and poisonous finnish goat milk that was extracted from...

the Big GoatBull and they all got on their feet again and started to...(no I know what will come here so I go on) sing Hunting but in spanish so...

The Abominable Snowman came down from the Himalayas to spread his reign of terror for singing weird songs in even weirder languages. Everybody then...

started to sing in their own language and it was a wonderful chorus, like Freude, schower Goetterfunken, may Germany gain Fussball-WM not drunken and...

They thought germans could suck their balls; but they didn't feel like doing it, so instead they...

So now we are over at the balls? I think we can go back to the nuts again than.

the Germans were going after the nuts of their antagonists, and what a success. They won with 8-0 and the WmM was open for them if only...

Nuts were the squirrel's support for winter; so then one squirrel quoted "Oh, I couldn't find any nuts around the ground for this upcoming winter, so I'm going to die" and he indeed died. That's funny because...

he had his nuts where he used to have them and now he was a spiritsquirrel with his nuts in...