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ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BODYBUILDING??
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XpKjmJjkCW

PAGE 101!!!!

Could we dance instead? That sort of body-building isn't good for the spine.



101 yesss it is progress.

Let's do the robot dance!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aZmDmd3RDdg

It sounds fun! Your place or mine?

A hotel! We can shit all over the room and dance the night away.

Sorry babe! I'm NOT the shitting type, so you have to invite someone else. Maybe Flavio would be interested. He writes a lot of shit.

Let's change the subject.
Post your favorite song from the past couple months.
Here's mine :
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hJvxgrtLLcw


P.s.
I know there's a similar thread in spam but this is just between us two.

How is Paenis doing? Are you snowed in?


I haven't liked opera especially much before, but I got a record this Christmas and now I have a new idol. A German singer, Jonas Kaufman. He sings among other operapieces, Puccini and has a great voice.


Then I listen to my old favorites Glenn Gould's Goldberg-variations, on vinyl, and my old friend Keith Jarrett, that I never give up.

But, but do you really mean that we shouldn't talk about shit anymore. Doesn't that give you abstinence?

We've got 12 inches of snow so far or more. But that's probably nothing compared to what you're used to! Yesterday before it started snowing I got a bottle of whiskey to hold me over through the snow storm! But I must have got a bad batch, it gave me a stomach ache and diarrhea after one drink.

Opera, Bach and jazz!
I have one Bach for you: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q1o8hTYh2m8

If tonight there's more whiskey, l will be in a shitting type of mood. Prepare!!

P.s.
There's a website where people upload pictures of their shit and rate it.

Oh dear!I can feel how you are burning to show us, that compareyourshitsight, but please. Don't! The
new Strato-admin is fussy and hard, and not at all so tolerant, as dear Jens. We risk to be deleted or even banned, as Flavio seems to be.

So please, restrain yourself, even if it demands stamina of a very special kind. I think I know how much you suffer.

Who's the new admin?
My guess is it's browneyedgirl.
No, it's definitely kööski.

Sure you are right. Either Browneye or Kööski. Or my father Stock. He is German you know. And fussy!

Here's a little surprise shit!



Now if you excuse me, I'm going to take a shower in anti bacterial soap.

You think that woolshit is okey?

Why the soap? Are you suddenly bacteral? What sort then?

I have heard that those soaps are dangerous!!!In Sweden we use them mostly before surgery.

I don't feel clean enough until scrubbing myself with anti bacterial soap. There's the problem that it leads to bacteria that is resistent to antibiotics then too. But, maybe it's just my household that are germaphobes. Regular soap just doesn't seem to clean enough. Can't get that clean feeling using regular soap. Maybe I'm buying the wrong kind of soap.

Ever hear of orange pumice? It smells great but it's mainly used by mechanics and people who have filthy hands. http://www.amazon.com/Gojo-0955-Natural ... B000CCOK6Q

It is your bacteria and you do with them what you find best. I can only say, vojne, vojne, for what you are breeding, there in your bathroom...maybe you should be more careful with the shit. In that glob it swarms with nasty things with brown scary heads...Huh for those...

Do you ever eat Swedish fish in Sweden? It's a question I've always wanted to know.

These Swedish fish: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Fish

P.s.
Forgot to tell you , ran out of toilet paper in the middle of the blizzard

Bonus soap:
http://www.amazon.com/Bath-Buzz-Caffein ... B000H0ESTM

But of course! This colored fish are our main food.

The red ones are smoked in sugar and you can only eat them twice a week. They are full of mercury.

The yellow ones are sus-trömming. Fermented red mercury-trömming. Taste terrible.

The green ones are for vegetarians. Taste grass, since they only eat sea-grass.

The black ones are the most adventures. They live in cyanide-waters and can, if you are unlucky, have eaten big amounts of the poison.
So I will advice you to NOT eat Swedish fish.




PS The coffeinsoap? Is that for eating?

I used to eat those Swedish fish as a kid. Only tried the red ones. It's good to know the back story on them. here's another candy, ever eat these before? UFOs!


P.s.

The caffeine soap is used to caffenate you in the shower or bath! no eating involved. Do a coffee enema in the mean time.

Sorry I missed those small candybuttons! But I am sure they are aliendelicious.

But if you have eaten a lot of red Swedish Fish, you must have amassed a lot of mercury. You must look as an old type of clinical thermometer and "shine in the dark." You can be used as a flashlight there in dark Paenis.

Flashlight? I'm into fleshlights.
http://www.amazon.com/Fleshlight-Origin ... B0026P3P7M

They sell Swedish fish flavored vodka. You will stick the mercury filled thermometer up your ass while drinking it.

Fleshlight??? Never heard of before, but I can figure it out on you, after your big intake of red Swedish. Fleshlight=Flashlight in your case.

I have got a PM, from a finical "chemist" . He told me that Mercury doesn't make bodies shine in the dark. At all! Did I say, that it does?

Of course NOT! But everyone, with the most rudimental knowledge, knows that 40%Mercury+30%Radium+30%Uranium
give the radioactive soup, where Swedish red trömmings swim around.

Are you happy now, Mr Besserwisser? If not? Look at our dear Fuck. He is really shining from all those red trömmings he has gulped...

I miss O10. She was such a darling....

Have you ever heard of uranium glass? It's radioactive!!
It glows under black light.


http://i.imgur.com/KQVbKGf.png

Exactly like you then! Glowing in black light!

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:I miss O10. She was such a darling....

A darling?

I'm sure she has missed you too. Terribly much! Who wouldn't?

But, but, wasn't she also a really ignorant fool, that you left in the desert? Without water?

I hear Arnold layne and ö10 are dating.

Date Ö10? Nonono! My brother has ambitions and he is actually dating Hillary. He is her guard and toy-boy and you can see her behind Arnold, where ever she goes. She loves his soft flesh. No flash in his case.

Now I will write a song for you.

Fuck's song.


When you were young and life had just begun,
You lived in Paenis Sun,
And never know, that you one future day,
Would eat Mercury-trömmings in the Swedish way.
And that you would nag and say,
Give me more trömmings, or I will soon be gay.


Now you are shining in the dark,
And sing with all your heart,
A song about red trömmings,
And your shine will follow you,
Where ever you gogo.


You are what become of you,
You shine in the night and in the day too,
If it is rainy and gray,
A darkening day,
You make it bright, all the way.

I fear no more, that you will go,
And post somewhere else, about your shining poo,
I'm sure you will be here somewhere,
And be writing about pee and poo,
It will be so haha and hoho.

You guys are family? Just perform incest then.
Very nice lyrics! Here's a super gay song from the 80s.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A

Haha as Flavio says. I can "perform" whatever I want. I am a fantasyperson and don't follow ordinary rules. I can change from Arnold's sister to an American farmgirl in a second. She meets Arnold, the guard and toyboy, at Clinton's summerhouse, where she works in the kitchen. Pure love and recognition appear. She is namely as fat as Arnold.



HAHAHAHA. Flavio again