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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:17 pm
by Dave
Beast_Pete wrote:I killed this thread big times. Worship me!

Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:37 pm
by browneyedgirl
Dave wrote:Beast_Pete wrote:I killed this thread big times. Worship me!

It's not dead yet---as long as we can think of jokes about chickens!

Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:37 am
by stratoplayer
Because the road is a bridge to the Overchicken.
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:20 am
by Stealth
Because it wanted to.
Yeah, I take great pleasure in ruining jokes. That's my humour, so what?
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:50 am
by Silke

It wants to commit suicide because is better than getting the flu

Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:34 pm
by Beast_Pete
To tell everyone, that Beast_Pete killed this thread.

Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:00 pm
by NeonVomit
Beast_Pete wrote:To tell everyone, that Beast_Pete killed this thread.

Again? Damn...
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:16 am
by stratoplayer
He is a serial thread-killer...
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:44 am
by Stealth
Because it saw a comet crossing the sky.
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:27 pm
by Dave
Allison: Because the chick(en) is a bitch!!, it's drinking the same coffee and using the same pencil-sharpener as i do, and it wants to copy me in every way and therefore it's a bitch and i hate it so much and and and and...!!!!1111
*hopes that wasn't too offensive*

Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:34 pm
by Stealth
@ Dave: I feel offended because you forgot to hold "Shift" four times and so your comment ends with four number ones instead of four exclamation marks. That's just unacceptable behaviour!
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:45 am
by stratoplayer
that is syntaxis GENOCIDE!!!
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:10 am
by Beast_Pete
!!!!11ELEVEN
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:59 am
by stratoplayer