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It's the Jens army

Josse just called me. He was very happy and the reason was that he has made a song about peace and love among all religions. He hoped it would sound a bit like Polaris and it's nice of him to try. But we will see how it sounds or rather hear. It's not so common that Polarissongs grow in that soil.

Look at me!!! I'm Jens too!!!

Me too!!

And I exploded a toilet in Hungary !!

And this thread lives on, and on, and ooooon

We do not forgive
We do not forget
We are legion (of the twilight) \m/

Hi it is my religious side again. Josse just called and confirmed the order of Polaris. But I had got it wrong. It wasn't 50 ex, it was 500. Finnish for 50 is fixti and 500 is fixtixi and it is easy to make mistakes. Well well. They are going to sell Polaris in the churchshop after the mass and after Josse has blessed them holy and sacred. So everyone that has his ways close by that place - I will not say the name because I do not wish to end up i Google - can buy a blessed Polariscopy. Something for your collection isn't it.

Jensmania!!

Hi, my name is Jens Johnasson, and this stunt is called Keyboardist Skateboard Backflip using a blindfold.

While balancing upon a thimble thread

Very creative thread!

Stratowarius wrote:What to do?

RAPE!

YEAH!!! ME FIRST!!!

ALL ABORT THE RAPE-TRAIN!

Brilliant!! But who.

I can imagine someone under my bed heavily breathing.

gg

Thank Josse for that. He holds his hand over you from now on. Maybe you could be so nice and harass the cursed i-google for me. They seem to leave you in peace but are at my heels.

iGoogle hacked my Wandows-

You are right. There is nothing left but RAPE. And now we know who. You came up with the idea, so you got the first try. They are not easy that's for sure, so you have to be careful...

I'm gonna be like this guy!

No, no, no. Not scary enough! You can't look that nice. This is better. Come on now. They deserve every evil thing you can bring about.

Then where is Ronald Mcdonald? Sorry couldn't resist

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Whoever loses this match gets raped!

May Josse be with us all and may his blessing hands be over our heads in this trying times.

hiro23 wrote:Then where is Ronald Mcdonald? Sorry couldn't resist

Sorry too. i-Google assaulted Ronald early last week. He will not come back.

well that sucks, that would have been fun

To make it up to you, "Jens", I have this--

NeverendingAbyss wrote:Remember that gif from gordon ramsay?

Explain to me, please, what has that poor chef to do with RAPE and nasty i-Google. And why has he that stupid thing on his forehead??? Is he going to be an unicorn??