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I have a second vote too!!!

Although the thread refers to you as a she

Ragehead91 wrote:Although the thread refers to you as a she

Hahaha

"It's a HE!!
No, it's a SHE!!
HE!
SHE!"

Let's just say he is shemale for the sake of ending this disscusion

No Rage! You're wrong!

I'm a man from monday till friday. In the weekend I'm a she!

So you a exchangable Vagina? Can I borrow it?

I'm so confused!!!

I voted for you Rik

Hey thanks! But who was the other one? Another mystery...

NeverendingAbyss wrote:
I'm so confused!!!

Do you really have to slurp so loud when you eat your damn waffles ?

Stratowarius wrote:

NeverendingAbyss wrote:
I'm so confused!!!

Do you really have to slurp so loud when you eat your damn waffles ?

Oh crap did I wake you up??? Sorry.
It was just soooooo tasty! Those waffles made me go NOM NOM NOM!

Please! No "NOMNOMNOM " tonight. Yes?

Fair enough, but to the condition that you have to turn the lights by 10. I have to work early tomorrow!

Ok. Ok. As long there is no NOMNOMNOM I will do ANYTHING.

What on earth are you up to NOW? Don't you think you will have a more pleasant time by the guy with a questionmark for head and brown boots on his feet? Those last nights has been a bit to much even for me.

Are you telling me that I have to move to that guy on boots, who doesn't even have a constructive facial expression?
It is scary. You never know what he could be thinking. Maybe he is asking himself something, but what???
And besides, you are not annoying you are very respectful for letting me sleep under your bed. I am thankful forevermore

I kind of got used to your breathing and sometimes it even feels cosy. If you move to the place which begins with the letter L, I will maybe even miss you, but the slurping, all the crumbles, the neighbours suspicious, jaundiced eyes and now also your old sniveling dog is a bit over the limit. And must you really eat all night long?
The waffles may be NOMNOMNOM, but they can't be healthy for you in the long run and why didn't you take the fishliveroil I gave you?
The questions from the guy, ten minutes from A10, is usually about Mr Tolkki and don't concern you, but I think he is the singing type so you have to buy earplugs.
Would it not be a great fun to move to almost Seattle and during the days you could amuse yourself at the little tower they have there.

Sorry, but again

I did take the fish liver oil you gave me! It's just that I needed to alleviate myself and that was the only bowl I could find. You confused it!
Besides, I do have to eat all night otherwise my heavy breathing will vanish. I have to eat junk food so that I could have a successful bad breathing.
I visited Seattle yesterday, did you not notice my silence that day? Maybe it's because you are so used to my noises you tend to hear them even when I'm not making them.
Oh well, I will clean up the crumbles left behind, but you must bring me more fish liver oil!
Oh and I also used your towel the other day because I spilled some milk on my favorite shirt. It's not easy to make a living under someone's bed!

It's like the Odd couple

Neverending Abyss! You will soon be a very wellknown personality. I have got inquires about you and our relation from both American Journal of Psychiatry and New Scientist. And I am going to write a paper about you and your ability to stay in two places at the same time. And how you in less than a second can move your invisible body from one continent to another.
I will also talk about how I came to discover you and that the first thing I detected was your heavy breathing under my bed. I am sure you earlier have breathed under a lot of beds, but your victims haven't understood that you were a phenomenon with a special gift and not a simple ghost. I happened to be on the same wavelength and so we made history.
You and I have an unique capacity and I am sure we can use it for enlightening the humanity about the possibilities to travel in time an thought. I am sure this is the beginning of something grand and we can only imagine what will come out of our discoveries.
Maybe a really revolutionary renaissance...

:spin2:
Among the experiences that I had breathing under people's bed, I have yet to attain a permanent residency. Renting is cheap but it does not help my economical situation right now.
Perhaps I will sleep under Obama's bed or under STINKY's bed, but who knows what I will encounter with those two! Although I am looking forward to sleep under Tolkki's bed
I am grateful forevermore. No one has dared to write something related to my heavy breathing, for they are too insipid to write anything. But not you!
We indeed made history. Our time has come to smash those light-breathing totalitarians. HEAVY BREATHING RULES!!!
Of course, I will visit you often. My ability to be in two places at once will allow me to do so. And fear not, users in Stratoforum, I will come to you when possible!
Until next time, and I hope your manuscript is encrypted in a government database.

NeverendingAbyss wrote:Although I am looking forward to sleep under Tolkki's bed

I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO SLEEPING IN TOLKKI'S BED!

KISSES,
STINKY

I hope you don't mean that ! Are you pregnant now again and have those strange feelings so push them back in your hormonstinking brain. Mr Tolkki is nothing for you and he will throw you out before you even come under the blanket. I say this for your own good. I hate to see you in tears and believe me, there will be lakes of them if you try something so stupid.


Edit: And I am sure you are not as invisible as Neverending.

I will rape him if he doesn't stop screaming at my eyes! x.x
I'm sure he will enjoy it

Perhaps I will sleep under Obama's bed

Watch out for Michelle's shoes because I heard that her feet stink!

No please! I came to know Obama and he is a horrible snorer!

It was Michelle I know and she uses foottincture with beer and it smells good. Obama uses oftens no shoes at all.He is a naturechild at home And this is not cacafuego...

NeverendingAbyss wrote:I will rape him if he doesn't stop screaming at my eyes! x.x
I'm sure he will enjoy it

Whom will you rape? And who dare to scream at your invisible eyes? Shall I help you with something? I have said it before and I will say it again. Don't breath under beds you are not safe with. Mr Tolkki is not the safest you can find that's for sure...