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Hello StratoForum! HO HO HO!

Today is the day I collect your wish lists!
Judging from the look of this place, most you will be getting COAL and reindeer turds for Christmas!!
HO HO HOLOL!

So far I have:

AAAAAAAAAA: George Formen grill.

ggonza43: Infinite Visions DVD.

Bathory Killcraft: Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler.

miditek: If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans by Ann Coulter.

Susie: Life sized cardboard cutout of Hugo Chávez.

adrian9: Life sized cardboard cutout of Hugo Chávez.

NeonVomit: 1 man purse.

Rebel: Guitar string jewelry.

Jens: A keyboard that is not held together by duct tape and popsicle sticks.

Lauri: New scarf.

Kotipelto: New shampoo and conditioner.

Jorg: Stronger Than Cancer By Connie Payton

Matias: New socks.

rikkertje: REINDEER TURDS!

hiro23: The Book of Mormon: The Original 1830 Edition by Joseph Smith.

Arnold Layne: Arnold Layne.

robocop656: HUMAN TURDS!

Timo Toikki: REINDEER TURDS!

icecab21: New personality.

RazielSR: FATAL1TY 2020 Laser Mouse.

NeverendingAbyss: Redheaded girlfriend.

AGAG: Water bottles, Backstreet Boys CD.

Carcass: REINDEER TURDS!

browneyedgirl: Windows 7.

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ: Life sized cardboard cutout of Lauri.

Ragehead91: Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler.

Hubble86: Subscription to Natural Geographic.

Chang: Bamboo Chinese Dragon pipe.

Kosmo: REINDEER TURDS!

nefertari: Life sized cardboard cutout of Captain Jack Sparrow.

WOOO! HO HO HO!
Ms. Clause has the wipe the sweat from my brow after that list!
The elves are REALLY busy and Rudolph is READY!

HO HO HO !
Remember, I KNOW WHO IS NAUGHTY OR NICE!!

HO HO HO! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

OH YES! WATERBOTTLES AND BACKSTREET BOYS







Thank you mr Santa

The semen looks like christmas light if you pay attention.

Santa Claus wrote:Hello StratoForum! HO HO HO!

Today is the day I collect your wish lists!
Judging from the look of this place, most you will be getting COAL and reindeer turds for Christmas!!
HO HO HOLOL!

So far I have:

AAAAAAAAAA: George Formen grill.

ggonza43: Infinite Visions DVD.

Bathory Killcraft: Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler.

miditek: If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans by Ann Coulter.

Susie: Life sized cardboard cutout of Hugo Chávez.

adrian9: Life sized cardboard cutout of Hugo Chávez.

NeonVomit: 1 man purse.

Rebel: Guitar string jewelry.

Jens: A keyboard that is not held together by duct tape and popsicle sticks.

Lauri: New scarf.

Kotipelto: New shampoo and conditioner.

Jorg: Stronger Than Cancer By Connie Payton

Matias: New socks.

rikkertje: REINDEER TURDS!

hiro23: The Book of Mormon: The Original 1830 Edition by Joseph Smith.

Arnold Layne: Arnold Layne.

robocop656: HUMAN TURDS!

Timo Toikki: REINDEER TURDS!

icecab21: New personality.

RazielSR: FATAL1TY 2020 Laser Mouse.

NeverendingAbyss: Redheaded girlfriend.

AGAG: Water bottles, Backstreet Boys CD.

Carcass: REINDEER TURDS!

browneyedgirl: Windows 7.

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ: Life sized cardboard cutout of Lauri.

Ragehead91: Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler.

Hubble86: Subscription to Natural Geographic.

Chang: Bamboo Chinese Dragon pipe.

Kosmo: REINDEER TURDS!

nefertari: Life sized cardboard cutout of Captain Jack Sparrow.

WOOO! HO HO HO!
Ms. Clause has the wipe the sweat from my brow after that list!
The elves are REALLY busy and Rudolph is READY!

HO HO HO !
Remember, I KNOW WHO IS NAUGHTY OR NICE!!

HO HO HO! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

You Forgot me...

AAAAAAAAAAAA 3.0 wrote: You Forgot me...

HO HO HO! You forgot to send your wish list to me!

Windows 7! I love it! Thanks, Santa.

Now, what kind of cookies and beer do you like?

I will also leave this lady under the tree for you, Santa:


Of course, I cannot wrap her and she does get sled sick so she comes with a puke bag. Mrs. Santa may not be too happy but maybe you can let this lady be your elf and work in your toy shop, or something.

Neeein I didn't get anything

many thanks Santa! I will use that mouse with my G5!

An EVH Wolfgang, please, my dear philanthropist friend...



Cheerio,

Damien

PS: If you can't afford that, dear Santa, you could also get me a good novel. Reading is fun!

This was great!!

Although I'm not crazy about George Foreskin (being partial to George Zimmer), he makes a hell of a grill.

Also, Gorgonzola would prefer a life sized cardboard cutout of Susie.

I guarantee it!

I don't get it.
What is my gift?

Arnold Layne

NeonVomit wrote:

Santa not existing is just a conspiracy of aliens to soften up people so they can be eaten peacefully.

How could Santa not exist if he lives in Korvatunturi

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:Also, Gorgonzola would prefer a life sized cardboard cutout of Susie.

I guarantee it!

For sure . And thanks Santa for the Infintie Visions DVD, is the only thing missing I need ! It's good to know that Santa listen to Stratovarius, he knows which is the best music in the world

Also:

Santa Claus wrote:icecab21: New personality.

Sorry icecab, but

Like the childhood Christmas carol says: Santa knows when we've been naughty or nice. He knows what everyone needs. He sees all.

Sounds like Santa is a God!

Santa Claus is Coming to Town.

browneyedgirl wrote:Santa knows when we've been naughty or nice. He knows what everyone needs. He sees all.

Then why is he giving me presents ?

Question: Why am i getting REINDEER TURDS?

tale that chavez cardboard a stuck it into your a$$

Kosmo wrote:Question: Why am i getting REINDEER TURDS?

Because reindeer are wolves' favourite meal !

Santa Claus wrote:hiro23: The Book of Mormon: The Original 1830 Edition by Joseph Smith.

I fucking lol'd

YES! We should have like a Secret Santa thing for this forum. I wonder what kind of NSFW gift I would get from people...


So far, BEST SANTA EVER!

I hate to be greedy Santa, but could you bring me some vanilla-flavored coffee and fancy donuts to go with the Windows 7?


At least I know Santa likes me otherwise he'd be bringing me Vista!

Dear santa, now that I think about it, fuck the backstreet boys. I want
Fjaderlosa Tvafotingar... Please?

browneyedgirl wrote:At least I know Santa likes me otherwise he'd be bringing me Vista!

Haha, or maybe he'd bring you Windows 96

Dear Santa, I demand an explanation and fast!!!! I hate Chavez... so why are you giving me this s******???

You're not getting mah signed calendar now


Well, I guess you knew I've been naughty and not too nice

Yeah Santa... you give so much, why can't you take Chavez away?

Susie, stop being naughty.

yeah Santa, make him go away

Santa Claus wrote:Hello StratoForum! HO HO HO!

Today is the day I collect your wish lists!
Judging from the look of this place, most you will be getting COAL and reindeer turds for Christmas!!
HO HO HOLOL!

So far I have:

AAAAAAAAAA: George Formen grill.

ggonza43: Infinite Visions DVD.

Bathory Killcraft: Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler.

miditek: If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans by Ann Coulter.

Susie: Life sized cardboard cutout of Hugo Chávez.

adrian9: Life sized cardboard cutout of Hugo Chávez.

NeonVomit: 1 man purse.

Rebel: Guitar string jewelry.

Jens: A keyboard that is not held together by duct tape and popsicle sticks.

Lauri: New scarf.

Kotipelto: New shampoo and conditioner.

Jorg: Stronger Than Cancer By Connie Payton

Matias: New socks.

rikkertje: REINDEER TURDS!

hiro23: The Book of Mormon: The Original 1830 Edition by Joseph Smith.

Arnold Layne: Arnold Layne.

robocop656: HUMAN TURDS!

Timo Toikki: REINDEER TURDS!

icecab21: New personality.

RazielSR: FATAL1TY 2020 Laser Mouse.

NeverendingAbyss: Redheaded girlfriend.

AGAG: Water bottles, Backstreet Boys CD.

Carcass: REINDEER TURDS!

browneyedgirl: Windows 7.

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ: Life sized cardboard cutout of Lauri.

Ragehead91: Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler.

Hubble86: Subscription to Natural Geographic.

Chang: Bamboo Chinese Dragon pipe.

Kosmo: REINDEER TURDS!

nefertari: Life sized cardboard cutout of Captain Jack Sparrow.

WOOO! HO HO HO!
Ms. Clause has the wipe the sweat from my brow after that list!
The elves are REALLY busy and Rudolph is READY!

HO HO HO !
Remember, I KNOW WHO IS NAUGHTY OR NICE!!

HO HO HO! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

AND YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!


WHO AM I ANYWAYS?

You've got to be kidding me! Chavez is the most enlightened man in the entire world. I'm sure countries like Lesotho or North Korea could use one of him.

NeverendingAbyss wrote:You've got to be kidding me! Chavez is the most enlightened man in the entire world. I'm sure countries like Lesotho or North Korea could use one of him.

He's too much of a genius for them. Korea is lucky enough with Kim jong.

thefreeone wrote:
AND YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!


WHO AM I ANYWAYS?

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