You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heya stranger
You: STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN is at it again
Stranger: Do you have a pussy? With the titts and stuff?
Stranger: YOu are typing too slow
You: You could have argued the fact that my phallus is contoversial in some sort, while the hippocampus is getting all worked up
You: Tell me, do you possess a bowflex?
Stranger: And educated pussy :O
Stranger: Nice to meet you
Stranger: Whats your name honey
You: Some people call me The Stranger, while others see me as a humble and retractable person
You: But... do you have a bowflex?
Stranger: Ok cool, you're all misterious and shit
Stranger: I like that
Stranger: You're probably cool to hang with but I'd corrupt you and I dont want that to happen
Stranger: You're a good girl arent ya?
You: To my knowledge, it is an honour to declare my sexual identity. However, I must know if you have a bowflex!
Stranger: Can you cook?
You: I can eat!
You: but the bowflex... do you have one?
Stranger: Bowflex is the brand name for a series of exercise machines used for strength training and cardio training, marketed and sold by Nautilus, Inc.. They are primarily sold through the use of infomercials.
Stranger: I don't know what a bowflex is honey
You: Indeed, do you have one?
You: I'm sorry, but I need someone with a bowflex
Stranger: Why is that
You: A guy named STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN has regular intercourse with the almighty God Priapus. He needs a bowflex to stay in shape
Stranger: That sounds so amazingly sexy
Stranger: Does your god have tentacles?
You: Tell me about it. I host myself under their bed. They are always busy
Stranger: Because if so I'm gonna jizz in my pants
You: I love that song, but can you send me a bowflex?
You: I live in Phalluzuela
Stranger: If you give me cyberhead, okay
You: >start /b/
Stranger: 8xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxD <- my cock, suck it now
Stranger: Suck eet nao biatch
You: It is filled with Xs
Stranger: Cut the shit, time to fuck
You: STDs you know
Stranger: irrellevant, time to fuck
You: cybersex is dangerous when you don't have a cybercondom
Stranger: You do as I say BIATCH
Stranger: Now suck it
Stranger: Thats right
You: According to my IQ of over 9000, I must rely to the fact that you don't have a bowflex
You: And that is something I cannot tolerate
Stranger: You damn /b/tard
You: You see, I need a man with a bowflex
Stranger: You know you sold your soul, fool!
You: Some spooky man, named icecab, who lives ten minutes away from a man named AAAAAAAAAAA, needs love
Stranger: Irrellevant, time to fuck ... Suck it now 9xxxxxxxxxxD
Stranger: As you can see I'm Hitler because I only have two minus one balls
You: If I suck the 9XD, can I have the bowflex?
Stranger: If you suck my cock I find you a gay man with a bowflex
You: No no no... that won't work. STINKY is precarious with his lovers. I remember I once gave him fishliveroil, but he denied. I must have a bowflex to start a relationship
Stranger: Its only cybersex, no emotions or thus relationships involved - now obey you useless cunt
Stranger: I just want to stick the tip in and then we see how it feels
You: You call me names? Fine! I will call you a hircine, a compremesis, a miserere, a caprylic, a buncombe, an ignoramus, a cretin, and of course, a meretrix!
Stranger: How come you have high IQ and still you prefer to be a troll if you could do so much more usefull things in this world
Stranger: Youre probably arround 20, do you know you have only 40 more years to life?
Stranger: I know it because I died once and never lifed to the fullest
Stranger: now that I'm reborn as Hitler I tell you you have to do everything to make oyur dreams happen
You: trolling? no. It is altering with time and space. You see, the capacity of a bowflex is exponentially powerful. Everytime I use it, time disorts itself
Stranger: Even if it involves killing massive ammounts of jewish people
Stranger: I actually just here because I want some porn
Stranger: Send me some porn
Stranger: And you can stay here knowing Im jizzing to your porn
Stranger: Give me porn feed me porn now zalgo....
You: Have you checked the "Yeah Thread"?
You: there is porn.. a lot of porn in the Yeah Thread
Stranger: HE WHO HIDES BEHIND THE WALL
You: gets a bowflex?
Stranger: You now have a virus
Stranger: Have fun
Stranger: And youre know blinking manually
You: Some strange signs. I need a bowflex
Stranger: And your head is itching
Stranger: and youre breathing manually
You: It's spinning!
You: breathing heavely, actually
Stranger: and you hear the final countdown in your head
Stranger: you see a black cat
Stranger: you see two guys fucking each others assholes
Stranger: i totally mindfuck you right now
Stranger: its part of the virus
Stranger: you can see your own mother getting boned by some nigger cock
You: I am corrupted. My registry is in extreme need of a bowflex
Stranger: youre now breathing manually
You: no no... heavely breathing!
Stranger: youre now blinking manually
You: Phalluzuela is going to attack for this
Stranger: think of a number between one and four
Stranger: dont tell me
Stranger: next try
Stranger: dont tell me dumbass
Stranger: think of a number between 1 and 10
Stranger: youre wrong
Stranger: Think of a tool and a colour
Stranger: hammer and red
You: red bowflex
Stranger: Do you know
Stranger: about them puas
Stranger: Them PickUp artists
Stranger: Who fuck every girl they wanna fuck
Stranger: You heard about them
You: No, but I heard about the Three-Wolf Moon!
Stranger: You male right?
Stranger: Lets have serious conversation now
Stranger: I think youre a cool person
Stranger: You behave really nice
You: How dare you! Question my sexualiy in a represive intent. I must give you an ultimatum demanding a bowflex
Stranger: Tell me
Stranger: I can make your dreams come true
Stranger: in regards to pussy
You: Cats are aweful and decieving... do you have a dog?
Stranger: I have a cock
Stranger: And you have one too
Stranger: I know
Stranger: There are no such things as female trolls
Stranger: Xcept the ugly ones
You: In the name of Priapus, I must know if you can send a bowflex to Phalluzuela ASAP
Stranger: That are more male than female
Stranger: Wish granted
Stranger: It must be there allready
You: I love you brother <3
Stranger: Now tell me
Stranger: Do you want to know about them PUAs?
You: Place Under AAAAAAAAAAAAs? I know that place
You: it is in Seattle
Stranger: Pick Up Artist
You: And somehow in a ranch
You: in Texas
Stranger: Pussy fucker
Stranger: Lets change the world
Stranger: So everyone can have a bwoflexth
You: Starting from Phallas, Texas!
Stranger: thou shalt not thou
Stranger: Phallazuela sure
You: No no no! Phalluzuela is the empire. Phallas is the capital
Stranger: Is it a pun
Stranger: Venezuela or something?
Stranger: With phallus
Stranger: Penis and shit
Stranger: Is your empire gay?
You: No... Phalluzuela is a hairy jungle off the coast of Seattle. It is a mess. One time we could not install a sanitary code. There were feces everywhere!
Stranger: What are feces
Stranger: Im not a native english speaker
You: Have you heard of a thesaurus?
Stranger: Like dinosaurus and shit?
Stranger: T Rex?
You: Rhymes with Tolkkisaurus
You: Have you seen one??
Stranger: A T rex?
You: no. A TOLKKIsaurus
Stranger: I read one once
Stranger: But then I have to say yes now because why is itthat tollkii saurus is black
You: hahahaha no he's just fat
You: say hi to the forum!
Stranger: What forum
Stranger: give link
You: You can make a great A family I bet
Stranger: Give me link
Stranger: To porn or forum
Stranger: I dont care
Stranger: Give me porn
Stranger: I prefer porn feed me porn
You: Fine fine... it's purple.com
You: Your eyes will shatter!
Stranger: there is no purple.com
Stranger: you deciefer
You: :O There is. Did you type it correctly?
Stranger: I made some tasty copypasta
You: copypasta! Can you make a copybowflex?
Stranger: Yup wish granted
Stranger: You now have a copybowflex
Stranger: now suck my cocketycock
You: And could you make one that gives you fishliveroil?
Stranger: http://pictures.hentai-foundry.com/m/ma ... t/3110.jpg
Stranger: That is so sexy
Stranger: Dont you agree
You: it says black...
You: I'm scared of checking it
You: MIDITEK will succomb the KKK and kill all of them
Stranger: Its two nightelf femalse and a human female sucking and fingering eacht other
Stranger: its totally hot
Stranger: Hes such a great artist
You: Human? I want ducks!
Stranger: He has furry too
Stranger: Like cats and dogs and ducks and shit
You: Ducks make my day
Stranger: I prefer them nightelfs
Stranger: are you still virgin?
Stranger: I am
Stranger: How does sex feel like?
You: No because I prefer Fender
You: Virgin Mary is no match for Priapus
Stranger: I know you play your role good but now its getting boring, cant you speak about more hillarious shit?
You: Have you ever heard of the were-cat?
You: Pekka Nurmi and Uncle Onkel and A9 captured this savage beast
Stranger: Now you're trying too hard
You: I missed the action, because snow fell in Phalluzuela
Stranger: wow I'd pay you if you stop right now
Stranger: Thats so bad its like worst trolling ever
Stranger: and thats what your mother said
You: BAHAHAHA YOu must say hi to the forum. It will make sense to them!
Stranger: Im gonna smoke smome more weed and then i leave you here
You: Noooooo! Drugs are bad! And BEG insists in another bowflex
You: *Never gonna give you up*
You: Listening to this song
You: Regardless, have you ever been to Phalluzuela?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.