Throwback Thursday

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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Fri Dec 27, 2019 7:41 am

Two other notes:

Pancio really does look like jesus christ

and the story "I cured my son of the big gay" made me laugh my ass off :lol:

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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by robocop » Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:02 pm

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:
Fri Dec 27, 2019 7:40 am
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This thread has given me some good laughs.

I eat healthy. A lot of oatmeal actually, and not the sweetened kind.

My vice is junk food at 7-11. Those taquitos are something out of this world. Jesus christ! :lol:

The 7-11 pizzas are also surprisingly good. You can get an entire pizza for $7, which you can make three meals out of (or one, if you're homocop).

All that said, I go to the gym almost every day. Helps to balance me out mentally I guess.
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Fuck you. :lol: You know the saying: You can’t outrun a bad diet. It’s not physically possible to run off a ton of bad food, donuts would cost you an hour of running and more, or even pizza, the body doesn’t work that easy anyway, and when you read into it everybody is different and calorie counting shit is trash. Then there’s the BMR that you can measure how much you need to just stay alive: https://www.calculator.net/bmr-calculator.html

Yes, working out helps mentally and physically, but it’s not the only thing you should do to keep up with it all.

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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Sat Dec 28, 2019 2:09 am

Yes, you are right! Though there are people who take it to an opposite extreme with the diet stuff. I think a balance is good. Make sure you're not eating all processed junk food and sugar, but also enjoy once in a while.

You can even gain a lot of weight by eating only healthy food actually. So a lot of it is portion control.

Sometimes i go to Chipotle and get the brown rice and beans. That really cleans my bowels out. :lol:

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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Sat Dec 28, 2019 4:43 pm

My girlfriend's family knows how to cook good food, but holy shit do they cook for like 50 people. They know I love to eat, so they fill my bowl to the top and let me try EVERYTHING.

I've grown tired of sugary drinks, but the alternatives in the US suck compared to other countries. If I want some orange juice, I have to make it from scratch because the processed type has the same amount of sugar as a regular soda.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?!

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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by Motha-faka » Sat Dec 28, 2019 6:26 pm

NeverendingAbyss wrote:
Sat Dec 28, 2019 4:43 pm
My girlfriend's family knows how to cook good food, but holy shit do they cook for like 50 people.
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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by robocop » Wed Jan 01, 2020 10:45 am

NeverendingAbyss wrote:
Sat Dec 28, 2019 4:43 pm
My girlfriend's family knows how to cook good food, but holy shit do they cook for like 50 people. They know I love to eat, so they fill my bowl to the top and let me try EVERYTHING.

I've grown tired of sugary drinks, but the alternatives in the US suck compared to other countries. If I want some orange juice, I have to make it from scratch because the processed type has the same amount of sugar as a regular soda.
TFW no gf. :~(

Fuck juice, bud. :lol: Make a protein shake and throw in your favorite fruit....you'll blast it all out your ass later. My favorite thing to do. :laff:
Live your life according to your own rules. If your gf breaks up with you because you are starring on "my 600 pound life" then you know you went to far!!! :o

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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Fri Jan 03, 2020 2:54 am

I think the key is really to stop eating blended (processed) food. Eat real food instead of juices, shakes, etc.

I say that as I prepare for an evening of pizza.

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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by robocop » Fri Jan 03, 2020 8:50 am

Have you ever tried cauliflower crust pizza?? It’s pretty good. :)
Like you said, eat real food. Sometimes we are lazy or in a hurry and some frozen microwaveable dinner has to do. Like me, single guy and can’t cook. It’s either get those steamable vegetable bags, make some rice, make a meat protein or use beans and tofu. The secret is finding what works for you. :D If you are dreading your diet everyday, life is too short so just eat whatever you want. There are health consequences for some....some people can get away with it!!! This is all obvious stuff. I like to ramble. :twisted:

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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by ZenithMC » Fri Jan 03, 2020 9:44 am

robocop wrote:
Fri Jan 03, 2020 8:50 am
Have you ever tried cauliflower crust pizza?? It’s pretty good. :)
I've had that before, and it was really tasty, but I'll never eat it again and I'll tell you why. Ever since a few months ago, I've noticed that certain foods can get stuck behind my palate, or somewhere in my nasopharynx. Foods that are thin and crunchy are the most susceptible to this problem, and that exactly describes the crust of the cauliflower pizza. When that happens, it causes me great discomfort, and I can feel and taste whatever is stuck up there for multiple days. It's my fucking nightmare. :(

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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by Motha-faka » Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:57 pm

8. This mystery of a tampon:
"I was very horny so I drove for 45 minutes to my ex's house to have sex. The next morning I realized that I had never removed the tampon. His penis was so big that he pushed the tampon too high and I couldn't get it out. After 30 minutes I gave up and called the guy to ask him a favor. I went to his job, closed the door, took out some surgical gloves and a towel and opened my legs on his desk so he could take out the tampon. fishing for 15 minutes and finally took it out. "
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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by robocop » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:29 pm

Edited for zuckerbergbook. That’s mud down my back. Don’t ask.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:58 pm

My gosh! How did that emoji get there? :shock:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?!

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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by robocop » Tue Jan 14, 2020 8:42 pm

Wtf, looks like a link was added to my photo. On the bottom. Edited: ok deleted it. I have the full nude ass one if you want to see :lol:

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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by Motha-faka » Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:44 pm

"I met a guy from Grindr, and he had the biggest penis he had ever seen. He pulled his penis from my butt because he was hurting me a lot and then he said, 'Heavens, you made a mess.' I saw what looked like a gallon. of meat stew and soon the smell followed. He began to vomit all over my back and spread through my hair, eyes, his bed, and the floor. His sister knocked on the door to see what was going on. He ran to the bathroom while I, still covered with poop and vomit, tried to put on my clothes. It was impossible to leave with some dignity. "
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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by robocop » Thu Jan 16, 2020 3:45 pm

This is when I was young and did beer bongs. Edited to be family friendly.

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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by Motha-faka » Fri Jan 17, 2020 5:03 am

"I had a few dates with a guy in college. We knew that neither of us liked to be passive, so I proposed a bet that the one with the biggest penis could be the active one. Obviously I was being too conceited and I was sure I was going to win. I was speechless when he pulled out a throbbing can of Pringles. As I never backed down on a bet, I held on and it was incredibly uncomfortable. The next day I arrived late to class because it took me time Extra up the stairs.
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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by robocop » Fri Jan 17, 2020 7:14 pm

This thread is now gay erotica.

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Re: Throwback Thursday

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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by Motha-faka » Sat Jan 18, 2020 9:05 pm



ok this is spanish, better learn spanish, you STRATOFANS :x :x :x
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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Sun Jan 19, 2020 7:26 pm

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?!

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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by robocop » Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:08 am

Breaking the law, breaking the law!!

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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by Motha-faka » Mon Jan 20, 2020 11:00 pm

hahahaha!! there you have to lady gaga fans.... :P

is not AS STRATOVARIUS FANS THAT WE ARE VERY MALES AND VERY FEMALES, RIGHT?? :x :x :x



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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by robocop » Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:31 pm

Me hanging out with the crew.

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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:00 am

Nigga those pics got me high.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?!

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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by robocop » Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:36 am

Lmao. :laff: My state has legal medical and the symptoms list to get it has anxiety on it. They used to only have the list symptoms like cancer. :bounce1:


Ahhh, doctor, I’m so anxious I don’t have a bag a weed. :lol:
Shit isn’t cheap. My friends a burnout and quit drinking with me for it. :x :lol:

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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by Motha-faka » Sat Jan 25, 2020 3:52 pm

WTF with the photos, robo @.@

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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by robocop » Sat Jan 25, 2020 4:02 pm

It’s called art. Look it up. :lol: No, but I always photoshopped stuff even since like 2001.

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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by robocop » Sun May 17, 2020 12:25 am

Lucky Apple just released the new iPhone 420. This has all the upgrades the strato forum is looking for.
1. Has Tolkkis cell number already in contacts when buying it.
2. Only has one ringtone, Manic Dance intro.
3. Has an app that directly sends the band dick pics.

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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by ZenithMC » Mon May 25, 2020 2:23 am

robocop! What happened to your hair? :o :lol:

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Re: Throwback Thursday

Post by robocop » Mon May 25, 2020 3:43 am

ZenithMC wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 2:23 am
robocop! What happened to your hair? :o :lol:
IRL I shaved it. :lol: Only because I’m losing hair and it looks like shit like a balding manchild. :lol:
That’s when I was Steve Jobs for Halloween and gave away iPhones instead of candy. :wink:
Here’s me:

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