Most nicest poster

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Who is the nicest poster (past/present) on Stratoforum?

Mormegil (He is fabulous <3)
3
3%
NeonVomit (Fine young man who keeps making interesting polls and not staring any troubles at all)
5
5%
browneyedgirl (This forum wouldn't be the same without her)
20
21%
miditek (The world IS about to be taken over by Communist Nazi Muslims)
9
10%
Ragehead91 (Where would we get our info of Masterplan if it wasn't for him. Blabbermouth? Bleh...)
4
4%
icecab21 (Notable contributor to this forum)
3
3%
RazielSR (Notable contributor to this forum)
5
5%
Irinia (Isn't she the first Norwegian user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
2
2%
rikkertje (Isn't she the first Dutch user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
4
4%
Morgana (The Eurasian Ministry of Racial and Gender Equality, which I didn't just make up, demands that I must include at least one ethnic Russian here. Also another notable contributor)
3
3%
hiro23 (A true gentleman, who never says a bad thing about anyone)
12
13%
StratoTimo (Has never made one post while being sober. An accomplisment we can all look up to.)
15
16%
Beast_Pete (true Stratoforum-veteran)
8
9%
Babylon (true Stratoforum-veteran)
1
1%
Stealth (true Stratoforum-veteran. Also because AWESOM-O was like, one of the funniest South Park episodes ever.)
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Total votes: 94

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Wed Jan 27, 2016 11:04 pm

Goal Stockhausen wrote::lol: Haha as Flavio says. I can "perform" whatever I want. I am a fantasyperson and don't follow ordinary rules. I can change from Arnold's sister to an American farmgirl in a second. She meets Arnold, the guard and toyboy, at Clinton's summerhouse, where she works in the kitchen. Pure love and recognition appear. She is namely as fat as Arnold.



HAHAHAHA. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Flavio again :oops:
Fat as Arnold? I never saw a fat Swedish girl in my life. Probably not American style fat. :lol:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Thu Jan 28, 2016 4:51 am

:lol: Jaja! That is me just when I am going to date Arnold. Of course he will love me. Didn't I say that I am an American farmgirl?


How many Swedish girls have you met? :wink:



OOOps! Have you seen page 102... :beer: :bigok: :bounce1: :bounce1: :bounce1: :banana1: :banana2: :ola: :uzi:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:03 am

I have met zero Swedish girls in real life. (I'd like to meet as many as I can. :P :P ) But, but, you missed flavio. He uploaded a penis picture and he posted his password to get into his motha-faka account. :lol:
It was deleted obviously. He broke the page 102 barrier and my post was after him! (if I remember correctly)

Page 102!! :crazy1: :crazy1: :crazy1: :crazy1: :crazy1: :cyclop: :cyclop: :cyclop: :cyclop: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :buk: :facial: :facial:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Thu Jan 28, 2016 1:52 pm

:shock: Oh dear!Flavio showed his password AND his penis? He must be desperate! And Why? What did he hope to achieve with that parade? Any evil joker could by that put up his own ugly thing and pretend it is Flavio's. HUH and haha!

But this is supposed to be, even if we sometimes forget it, a MUSICFORUM and not some anatomic organstructuresight.

Admins have a lot to do... :roll:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Fri Jan 29, 2016 3:27 am

Proud owner of 4 dogs here. :D 2 are golden reteivers, 2 are english springer spaniels. Aged 12, 13, 2, 3. :shock:
Lots of shit with the 12 year old . Can't control his bowls anymore inside the house. :cry:
Here's video of them:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gIoFgiqKtzA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3oX7XxaSMN4

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Fri Jan 29, 2016 12:49 pm

:) Woff, woff, great dogs! I can see them walking you, there in Paenis! :lol: :lol:

I will now walk myself, on a ski-vacation, and I leave you and the 102page, for a trip to a place, without Internet and other civilization-blessings.

Take care and don't eat to many red trömmings...


A little snowflake-song for you and your winter-blizzard.

Start spreading the news,
I'm leaving today,
I want to be a part of it,
The snow, the snow.

My vagabond skis are longing to plow,
Right through the heart of the deep snow,
I wanna wake up, north of the North pole,
And find that I'm the cool queen, with ice in my soul,

The snow in the south is melting away,
So I have to go North, this very day,
To the snow, the snow, the snow...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Fri Jan 29, 2016 4:33 pm

I've never went skiing in my life. :lol: don't break any bones! Let me get some coffee and I will write some song lyrics back to you! :wink:


Ok back!


The song about balls

Dutch balls, Swedish balls, French balls, German balls

Swedish meat balls are really tasty

They sell them at Ikea with the pastries

In Amsterdam they bake meatballs and weed

In France they bake meatballs with cheese

In Germany they bake meatballs with pee

There's a recipe for these balls

Click the following link and caress your balls


http://allrecipes.com/recipe/216564/swe ... ottbullar/

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Wed Feb 24, 2016 7:11 am

Where oh where are you Goal? Where have you gone, where have you gone. Lost on your ski trip, frozen on your skis. Please come back. :cry: :kiss1:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Thu Feb 25, 2016 1:23 pm

:) Yes you are right! Too much snow and I am frozen cold. Huh!

But soon, soon comes spring. At least I hope so... :leapfrog:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Thu Feb 25, 2016 4:01 pm

Stay warm! Here's some Bach harmonica to unfreeze you.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vqwdFZ6wQo4

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Fri Feb 26, 2016 7:46 am

Thank you! Now 37,1 C. :viking:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sat Feb 27, 2016 8:06 am

:( and counting...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sat Mar 19, 2016 1:25 pm

:( Never explain anything! Your friends don't need it, and your enemies don't believe you anyway...

Dick Butt.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sat Mar 19, 2016 6:17 pm

What's wrong?

Ps
My anus prolapsed. :shock:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sat Mar 19, 2016 7:29 pm

:( I don't know. :? :? You must ask Dick.


Haven't I warned you about overexposing your Gayanus.
Huh ! It costs to be promiscouos and you risk a permanent anusprolapse or anusherpes! HUUU! Be a little more careful. You have only one anus! :wink:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sat Mar 19, 2016 10:42 pm

MY anus is over powered!! I've got a case of the Pizza hot dogs!!

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Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sun Mar 20, 2016 11:40 am

fuck wrote:MY anus is over powered!! I've got a case of the Pizza hot dogs!!

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An appetizing pizza and some Fucks, can maybe stun the weltschmerz for a while. But,but, it can't heal the soul's incurable loneliness...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sun Mar 20, 2016 2:24 pm

Turn that frown upside down because it's the first day of spring!!
:P

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sun Mar 20, 2016 3:31 pm

:( :(


A frown is a frown,

Even up-side-down,

And I don't care if April wears a green gown,

When my soul still is dressed in dark Winterbrown,

And refuse to look like a falsegrinning Clown...

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Post by Goal Stockhausen » Mon Mar 21, 2016 6:44 am

:( Pffffffffff...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:28 am

Jeez! How can I make you happy? It seems nothing pleases you anymore. :cry:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Wed Mar 23, 2016 10:56 am

:eyes Jaja! I am sour and grumpy! But not for you!!

Spring is SHIT! :huh: :evil: :err: :pissed2: :uzi: :heil: :heil: :heil:










perv This springflower is also coming up from the hidden darkness...

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Post by fuck » Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:26 am

Police are surrounding my neighbors because there's been overdoses of heroin with fentanyl and they're looking for drug dealers. Never a dull moment in a shithole old coal town where there's nothing to do but do drugs and get drunk. :D
I'm moving to northern Finland to lapland so I can escape this bullshit. :lol:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Thu Mar 24, 2016 1:30 pm

:)
Since you pine so for the Northern Finland, I feel obliged to show you this letter from Nea. He wrote it after his and Freckle's visit, to just a place close to the North-Pole. Maybe it will make you see the light?

Dear Goal!
I will beg you to tell your brother Arnold, that I now have ended my under-bed-relation, with your and your brother's mother, Blenda Jackson Layne. So he doesn't have to hunt me and my liver anymore.

I have been on an anti-drug-trip, where I had to fight, both my under-bed-needs and the fish-liver-oil-addiction, FLOA. Freckle took me to a place far,far up North,that is called Murmajärvi and there is a lake with lots of liverless fish. I have never seen such a desolated and empty area, and one could easily hear how the silence whispered scary threats. The Northern Light was turned on day and night, and sometimes wolves were howling close by. I am also sure, that Polar-bears and big yetis were lurking around in the deep snow.

So I refused to go out. At all! Freckle understood, that I got an illness called "Lappsjuka",(Hell-sickness) and I would have done ANYTHING to get away. So she had to lock me in and it was the worst week in my life.

But I have to admit, that it cured me from both the under-bed-needs and the FLOA, since I never, ever will go through such an ordeal again.

So, can you please tell Arnold, that I am NOT interested in Blenda anymore. Cross my heart and hope to die...

:roll: :roll: :roll:

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Post by fuck » Thu Mar 24, 2016 11:12 pm

Lappsjuka. Wow, what would you do if you had genital warts, hepatitis, crabs and lappsjuka!! And you were stuck under the northern lights with no hospitals near by? Such is life in Finland. :wink:

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Post by Goal Stockhausen » Mon Mar 28, 2016 3:04 pm

:) wofvofwofwof....

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