Most nicest poster

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Who is the nicest poster (past/present) on Stratoforum?

Mormegil (He is fabulous <3)
3
3%
NeonVomit (Fine young man who keeps making interesting polls and not staring any troubles at all)
5
5%
browneyedgirl (This forum wouldn't be the same without her)
20
21%
miditek (The world IS about to be taken over by Communist Nazi Muslims)
9
10%
Ragehead91 (Where would we get our info of Masterplan if it wasn't for him. Blabbermouth? Bleh...)
4
4%
icecab21 (Notable contributor to this forum)
3
3%
RazielSR (Notable contributor to this forum)
5
5%
Irinia (Isn't she the first Norwegian user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
2
2%
rikkertje (Isn't she the first Dutch user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
4
4%
Morgana (The Eurasian Ministry of Racial and Gender Equality, which I didn't just make up, demands that I must include at least one ethnic Russian here. Also another notable contributor)
3
3%
hiro23 (A true gentleman, who never says a bad thing about anyone)
12
13%
StratoTimo (Has never made one post while being sober. An accomplisment we can all look up to.)
15
16%
Beast_Pete (true Stratoforum-veteran)
8
9%
Babylon (true Stratoforum-veteran)
1
1%
Stealth (true Stratoforum-veteran. Also because AWESOM-O was like, one of the funniest South Park episodes ever.)
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Total votes: 94

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Tue Apr 12, 2016 8:49 am

PFFFFF...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Tue Apr 12, 2016 8:57 am

What's wrong? Do you have some flatulence? Too much beans? Too much oatmeal? Wait...I have the antidote.

TRIOPS!!



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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triops

Way more fun that having fish as a pet...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Tue Apr 12, 2016 9:05 am

:lol: :lol:

Bah! As soon as I oppose to something you say, you think that something is wrong! With me? HUh for you. :D

ps. I changed to BEG'S state in the other post. OK?


Now I am really late. But PFFF to that too....

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Tue Apr 12, 2016 9:19 am

I can't help it, I was born with down syndrome. :toilet:

In real life I'm not a very functional human being. :lol: :facial: :buk:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Tue Apr 12, 2016 5:34 pm

:) You are perfect! :)

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Tue Apr 12, 2016 6:17 pm

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:How are you, dear friends ?
A deleted post is also a post...





Even no post is a post...



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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Elements » Thu May 05, 2016 10:57 pm

Talk about feeling left out....

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Post by Goal Stockhausen » Mon May 23, 2016 1:19 pm

:) You are an honorforummember and can never be left out...

So be happy! You are in. Into this post at least. :wink:

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Post by fuck » Wed May 25, 2016 4:14 am

CRT is a much better technology than LCD.

1) Perfect black levels
2) Flawless off-axis viewing
3) Much faster refresh rate than LCD
4) Warmer, more natural image (thanks to scan lines and small granules)
5) Far longer life-span
6) Not subject to manufacture problems such as dead-pixels
7) Good range of compatibility with lower or non-standard resolutions without blurring

Given ultimate space and money the world's best CRT could easily crush the world's best LCD. So tell me, why do you like your inferior screens that companies such as Samsung have brainwashed you to think is better than what already existed? The only cost-savings are on their end.

And the funny thing is you guys keep buying this crappy LCD technology and giving away your free CRTs on Craigslist. A fool and his dollar are soon parted I guess.

And before you start yapping about IPS panels:
Enjoy your slow G2G response to switch pixels already, not to mention that hidden input and scalar lag. Luckily, CRT has no such bullshit.

The only semi-legitimate point I've heard against CRTs regards weight, but you don't bitch about the weight of a prospective couch while furniture shopping, do you? Didn't think so.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Fri May 27, 2016 7:35 am

What if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone.
Like no scars or anything, just flat skin.
And then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night.
And then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be
because you were born without them.
Not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Motha-faka » Fri May 27, 2016 1:00 pm

long time pass. thousands years pass...
When one person born as a good persons and was attacked since his born by his "same blood" and after was humiliate by his "brothers", and after his own mother but with an internal fight of she, and after his "fathers in law humiliate him again and again since all his life, when to survive he live in the street but not for long time thanks to his mother that protect him as a lioness, after of look some food in the garbage at 8 yo, after fight with the real demons and complete fake religion why "he need be a demon of light, nothing compared with the past, after thousandth of fight since very young times but he don't had conscience of nothing, he only fight, after lose the hope, after reborn with hope, after to think that he lose the mind why he can look into the persons, predict the future, after study as a nerd long hours, after close to die 3 times, after feel that he lose the legs, after see how the persons love with his eyes and others want see me dead by any reason, after to lose tons of jobs without explication - You are fired!! - WHY!! - I DON'T HAVE IDEA! BUT YOU ARE FIRED!!, After to buy very a few stuff to the plan but very high quality, and after the economy break for the plan. His history not end....

Not mistake, including the most Holy man hide a mortal demon in this time, the white flag have his own black goat, the white assassins really exist in this time, to face black dark black goat
I'm a huge Fuck

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sat May 28, 2016 3:34 am

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Post by Motha-faka » Sat May 28, 2016 1:06 pm

The next time, one huge goat will jump on your instrument with this face :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

you remember the 3d character? "Tolkki says" "Can you see the signs".... in dreamspace album

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, but all wait for a rich man, full of gold that looks like the "false messiah" his name is Francis
I'm a huge Fuck

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Re: Most nicest poster

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Post by Motha-faka » Sat May 28, 2016 10:24 pm

hooo no worries. seee, im not so bad after all :lol: :lol:

if you go to china, the Chinese astrology culture will looks you under to!!!!!

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:lol: :lol: :lol: your mother not think in you as a metalheald really, don't you? :lol: :lol:
I'm a huge Fuck

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:13 am

Time to get drunk and listen to Humppa. :yuk: :buh: ??? :luv2: :pissed3:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Kööski » Fri Jun 10, 2016 10:26 am

:( :(


To drown a mackerel seems surprisingly difficult...

Dick Butt

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Fri Jun 10, 2016 12:22 pm

:( :(

The difficulties with sus-trömming are even worse! They


are stinking and violent. And attack with their cut off fins...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Fri Jun 10, 2016 6:33 pm

My dick is as big as a suströmming!!! Help!!!!

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Fri Jun 10, 2016 8:15 pm

:lol: :lol:

Micro, stinking and violently attacking. HUH!

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sat Jun 11, 2016 2:34 am

:lol: :lol:
I made you a terrible dissonant song about micropenea with xylophones and sitars. :lol: :wink:
https://soundcloud.com/bowhuntershamokin/micropenis

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sat Jun 11, 2016 6:49 am

Goal Stockhausen wrote::lol: :lol:

Micro, stinking and violently attacking. HUH!

...using his cut off fins, in active physical and mental vigour, carried out energetically with force and strength...


Thank you for the music... :)

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sat Jun 11, 2016 1:44 pm

Micro phallus, micro phallus. Where art thou? Teasing a female with a belly button. She sees the potential. Eating grapes and with Satan. Doing aerobics. Making cookies. Walking across town for a pizza. These are the things that open your eyes. True boner material.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sun Jun 12, 2016 1:04 pm

What? What? What` Page 105


And, and, Flavio on TOP.




perv perv perv

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sun Jun 12, 2016 1:32 pm

:lol:

That cat has really green eyes! :?

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Mon Jun 13, 2016 3:59 am

Got this cat tattoo on my back. I also tattooed it myself.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Mon Jun 13, 2016 9:37 am

:lol: Huh! You did that? A little verse for you then.


There was a cat in this thread,

His eyes were green, his tongue pinkred,

So he started to wonder,

If his blueeyed parents made a blunder,

And if greeneyed Måns had to take the cred...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Tue Jun 14, 2016 12:23 am

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Tue Jun 14, 2016 9:54 pm

:oops:

My avatarcat Angel fought with greeneyed Måns, and got

two black eyes.

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