Neverending Story [Game]

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Come on Gorgonzola it is your turn........

[ggonza43]

His own imagination, 'cause one of Platon's last statement was that "nuts aren't real, and they are for pussies". Everybody looked...

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at him with big coweyes and one Chinaman closed his open mouth and said: "Platon was an idiot. He tried to explain the false beliefs in "the Sophist" but he failed in a deep way and...

[ggonza43]

I admire Socrates because he's the one who ruled the other 2 greeks phylosophists, and because he stated that virtue is sufficient for happiness. Everybody started laughing at the poor chinaman, and he went so mad that...

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he started to speek in greek,"I hate that ton from Pla and that new tes from Sokra and I couldn't care les over Aristote, China has the true...

[ggonza43]

Shit of the world, because yellow people are weird humans and they know nothing about anything. The chinaman then...

[Hubble86]

said:" We penissaviours have a really good time here so I will join you and we...

[ggonza43]

Will fuck the whole world with our numerous penis in our flag". But suddenly out of the nowhere...

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came MAOs ghost and he used his stentorian voice: "Who are you who desecrate our eightpenisflag? May the red marxistculturerevolution strike you dead." But, but said the little yellow man we just...

[ggonza43]

Need to bleach them in order to make them whiter because crows are black and bad, yellow is worse than bad, and...

[Hubble86]

What in Tiananmen Square are you talking about. I was Chinanomenclaturedecicive and I have decided that the penises on our flag shall be red on crowblack background, and you have to conform to that, if you like to have your head left on your shoulder. Bleaching? Capish is what...

[ggonza43]

Al Pacino's favourite quote was in "The Godfather" trilogy. But what we all didn't know is that...

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he meant " I love you very, very much, but he was to shy to say it, so he used capisce instead, but this time he...

[ggonza43]

Decided to kill that damn china man, but of course he wanted to be "like an accident". So...

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he shot him between the ears, and everyone thought that the bullet got there by itself. A pure accident said Maughost and...

[ggonza43]

Then it was discovered that the bullet didn't kill him because it went inside his head but couldn't find his brain due to its small size. After that...

[AGAG]

He became a genius and reinvented einstein theory of relativity, hence making the formula: E=mc^3...

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and it was a bullteori about electrodynamics of moving bodies, and since his body had stopped moving he...

[ggonza43]

Realised that greek chickens now owned 48% of google, and went...

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wondering." How on earth could the greek chickens take over so many procent of Google, when we were so cautious. They are really shrewed, but I will take some steps that will..."

[ggonza43]

Kill all the chickens, because I'm beign ruled by the power of A-tina politicians that claim that eating chicken makes you gay". Everybody...

[Hubble86]

between 17 and 21 are gay now and soon we can be spared all disgusting babyes, but here is one vegan and...

[ggonza43]

Is the most sensible man in the whole A-tina country, and because of this he was hunted down across the whole continent, but unfortunatelly

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they couldn't find him so suddenly there was a whole bunch of...

[AGAG]

Gay porn magazines crunched inside a church, then the priest stated: "fags are gay", so the townsmen...

[Hubble86]

and a chorus from the RR-congregation answered, "Fags are always asses and they are not going to heeeaaaveeen. They are going to a hoootter place and it serves them riiightt." The RR-priest TFT laughed and screemed "Straaaatooo are fags in heelll and we...

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are Jesus, hence I fucked a sand nigger 2000 years ago that gave birth to...

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oh sorry, I talk shit again. It always happens when I have read that damn forum, but now I ...

[AGAG]

will day dream that I sleep so I can get out of this shit for a moment, but...

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I have no sleep in my eyes so I have to stay here and look at my elephant that eats some hay and...