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Happy belated Birthday Jens.

Tiramisu; as addictive as crack, without the crack

It may have been a long time ago, but it still is one of the infinite (pun!) reasonings behind Jens Godly status.

^^^ I know lots of shot games.

In fact, practically anything can be made into a shot game

brought2ubyletterC wrote:1. Waiting for the Dawn (album)
2. Coldness (album)
3. Serenity (album)

In other words, every f*cking song is my favorite. Timo K. could sing the phone book and I would love it.

This.

This is wonderful news. Ill be snapping it up upon release.

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:
As a general rule, I kick people for using expressions like this.

As a general rule, I kick people for kicking me...

GAGAGO wrote: Over here I do. Is there some idiot that drinks warm beer? No I do not think so. Impossible.

Its a popular rumour in my country that people in the UK drink beer at room temperature.

I do hope its not true.

I stick to beer mostly. I'll enjoy a decent wine on occasion. Tequila is good, most vodka is awful and indeed better suited to sanitising, and I'll be happy enough with a decent whiskey. Ouzo and Sambuca are horrendous, Jagermeister is only drinkable with Redbull.

Despite my occasional drunken ...

Fire tends to work better on public toilets. But I still wouldnt use them.

PS: Together we are rubberised glue

Yes, anyone who'd buy liquor for use as hand sanitiser would be...odd. Rich, but odd.

Quick! While Jens isnt looking!

Empathica1928 wrote:I'm cracking up at how serious this guy is about sucking dicks for the footage

x2.

He seems abnormally compelled to engage in fellatio. But hey, I wont hold it against him. I just know my own limits

This thread is for the booze lovers of Stratoforums. Post a pic of your poison, or just talk about how good/bad it is!

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life belongs to the individual, not government, not a made up supernatural friend. i thought there was also supposed to be a separation of supernatural speacial friends and government.

Government uses supernatural friends to justify why they want to do our thinking for us.

It would be good if ...

This thread has given me an idea.

Maybe I should start a booze thread... And Jens has to join in.

miditek wrote:
Emo's are good for one thing....feedin' the sharks!

Sharks dont like them, they taste too depressing.

Well, I should mention that Riot!, a distribution label in Australia has released Elysium here.

Are you aware of that Jens? (of course you are :lol: ) So perhaps feedback from them in regard to album sales might give some indication of the viability.

There is an event here in Australia that caters ...

In the tradition of always learning something new....

Jens spoke about a bonus track (Into Deep Blue) on Elements 1. Which release is that found on?

Episode
Visions
Destiny
Infinite
Elements 1&2
S/T
Polaris
Elysium

Infinite Visions
Live In Tampere

I intend to own all releases Incl. singles, vinyl, compilations, limited editions, etc. Ill get there

You been on Holidays mayhem?

Wow; what a sensitive old soul you must have been at such a young age. But also, I just love to hear about young people who can enjoy classical music; it's so rare, at least among people in my country. Most Americans look at classical music as "boring" or "old fuddy-duddy music", which is an ...

True, but there's a lot to be said for what Lauri and Matias have brought to the table.

Yes, I really should have clarified my statement, as some have already for me. That for TTs vision for how he wanted Strato to be, it was perfect. (sorry guys)

Lauri & Matias injected new life into Strato ...

Like the saying goes, it's much easier to make fish soup out of an aquarium than doing the the reverse :lol:

Well we all did our best anyway back then, still do as a matter of fact. Shit happens!

Considering I was in High School "back then", I really have no right to form an opinion on what ...

A part of me wishes Tolkki didnt sell off the Strato rights.

Not to sit there & make $$$ off the name, but rather be patient & let his imagination recover. Reform the band, and continue to let his (and other band members) creativity roam free.

Thats all in a perfect world of course, I cant begin ...

Good evening all,

Nervously, I will openly admit that some music/songs have made me cry.

Not necessarily out of sorrow, or even joy. Not even if the music reminds me of something in my life.

Just the music itself, has created the need to shed tears, whatever the emotion.

Has anyone else felt the ...

Yeah, I think they are British, or one of them is anyway.

I've seen just as many men scared of spiders, but I'm sure that spiders fear Jens. :lol:

News just in:

"Spiders in all of Australia nowhere to be found. In related news Jens Johanssen was mentioned coming to Australia."

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Ah, strato wouldnt be scared of spiders would they Jens?

@BEG: men at work arent as one died recently, as for tears for fears i thought they were British.

Rebel wrote:

Southern_Stratofan wrote:The only selectable option in the poll should be Amazing.

Stratovarius never cease to do so.

you haven't heard "Fantasia", have you?

Now now, everyones got an opinion, or I should say their own tastes

And I love Fantasia.