Neverending Story [Game]

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by Polaris » Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:12 pm

Just imagine what a horrible smell :lol: :lol: :lol:

So they had to rush out and jump into a pond and then came the monster of Loch Ness and...

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by AGAG » Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:45 pm

It swallowed everyone quickly, including the lizard, concentrating the horrible smell inside the monster with everyone inside...
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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by ggonza43 » Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:10 pm

Unfortunatelly for the giant lizard, he was the most affected to the smell of all, and died inside Loch Ness's belly, resulting that...
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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by stratovana » Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:28 pm

Doctor Oz (from the Oprah show) cut Loch Ness belly open and Lauri and Jens came out and were very happy and danced and sing and the next day they told their story in Oprah's show were........

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Post by ggonza43 » Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:04 pm

Lauri fell in love with Oprah (sorry man :lol:), and...
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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by HinatAArcticA » Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:50 am

He tried to propose marriage to her, but then the Giant Lizard's son came to get revenge and killed Oprah, so Lauri...
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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by stratovana » Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:11 pm

was suddenly all alone :( and he decide that he book a trip to......

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by AGAG » Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:59 am

El Salvador with all their new friends including the lizard...
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Post by ggonza43 » Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:12 pm

But as soon as they arrived to El Salvador, a giant squid came out from the sea and...
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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by Polaris » Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:12 pm

This is so funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

The best topic ever! :D

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by ggonza43 » Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:14 pm

You bet my friend, and as you haven't posted anything to make it even more epic :D

Tolkki came riding a horned dragon to rescue the strato guys (don't ask why), resulting...
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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by HinatAArcticA » Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:53 am

In an epic battle where TT managed to rescue his friends, and they released new album called Revolution Dragonnassance, in honor to the Dragon. But the Dragon was a motherfucker bitch cock son of the shit (wtf...) so he...
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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by ggonza43 » Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:29 pm

Tried to rape all the Strato guys, but...
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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by Polaris » Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:32 pm

But than the Stratoguys run away & take the millenium falcon to the Lost Island :lol:

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by HinatAArcticA » Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:35 am

In the Lost island, they found John Locke and Benjamin Linus who tried to
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Post by ggonza43 » Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:00 pm

Make them memorize over and over again the numbers 4 8 15 16 23 42...
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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by HinatAArcticA » Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:53 am

So Kotipelto and Tolkki made a new song which's lyrics were those numbers, but Locke went on a crazy rampage and he...
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Post by AGAG » Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:12 am

Convinced every strato member that society is fake crap and individualism is the way to go, Jens was astonished so he...
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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by HinatAArcticA » Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:04 am

Bought a car and ran over Locke but
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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by AGAG » Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:26 pm

Locke had made a deal with God and was immortal so he...
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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by Polaris » Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:16 pm

Locke said he was Jesus Christ reincarnated and the Stratoguys should be his apostles :lol:

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by AGAG » Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:29 am

Jens protested and explained with funny metaphors how God and christianity was a lie, finally he gave the bird to locke :fuckoff: , but...
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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by HinatAArcticA » Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:30 am

Locke was a bit... well, very stupid and fell of a cliff because he was drunk and when he fell...
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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by Polaris » Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:41 pm

He fell but did not die after all he is immortal, Locke told the Lostzilla hunting the Stratoguys :lol:

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by ggonza43 » Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:19 pm

But the Lostzilla refused because he wanted to have sex with Jorg, so...
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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by HinatAArcticA » Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:36 pm

Jorg raged and took revenge on...
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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by ggonza43 » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:55 pm

John Locke's penis, cutting it in millions of pieces, leaving Locke in...
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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by Polaris » Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:55 pm

Horrible pain, but he invoked the powers of Isis Goddess to cure it!

than appear Desmond & said that he saw the future again and...

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by ggonza43 » Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:03 pm

(F#@&ing Desmond :D) He foresaw that the next Strato's album was going to be considered the best metal album of the whole 2010, and also...

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by AGAG » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:57 am

Discovered the meaning of life itself and existence which was...
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