Neverending Story [Game]

[Polaris]

Just imagine what a horrible smell

So they had to rush out and jump into a pond and then came the monster of Loch Ness and...

[AGAG]

It swallowed everyone quickly, including the lizard, concentrating the horrible smell inside the monster with everyone inside...

[ggonza43]

Unfortunatelly for the giant lizard, he was the most affected to the smell of all, and died inside Loch Ness's belly, resulting that...

[stratovana]

Doctor Oz (from the Oprah show) cut Loch Ness belly open and Lauri and Jens came out and were very happy and danced and sing and the next day they told their story in Oprah's show were........

[ggonza43]

Lauri fell in love with Oprah (sorry man ), and...

[HinatAArcticA]

He tried to propose marriage to her, but then the Giant Lizard's son came to get revenge and killed Oprah, so Lauri...

[stratovana]

was suddenly all alone and he decide that he book a trip to......

[AGAG]

El Salvador with all their new friends including the lizard...

[ggonza43]

But as soon as they arrived to El Salvador, a giant squid came out from the sea and...

[Polaris]

This is so funny

The best topic ever!

[ggonza43]

You bet my friend, and as you haven't posted anything to make it even more epic

Tolkki came riding a horned dragon to rescue the strato guys (don't ask why), resulting...

[HinatAArcticA]

In an epic battle where TT managed to rescue his friends, and they released new album called Revolution Dragonnassance, in honor to the Dragon. But the Dragon was a motherfucker bitch cock son of the shit (wtf...) so he...

[ggonza43]

Tried to rape all the Strato guys, but...

[Polaris]

But than the Stratoguys run away & take the millenium falcon to the Lost Island

[HinatAArcticA]

In the Lost island, they found John Locke and Benjamin Linus who tried to

[ggonza43]

Make them memorize over and over again the numbers 4 8 15 16 23 42...

[HinatAArcticA]

So Kotipelto and Tolkki made a new song which's lyrics were those numbers, but Locke went on a crazy rampage and he...

[AGAG]

Convinced every strato member that society is fake crap and individualism is the way to go, Jens was astonished so he...

[HinatAArcticA]

Bought a car and ran over Locke but

[AGAG]

Locke had made a deal with God and was immortal so he...

[Polaris]

Locke said he was Jesus Christ reincarnated and the Stratoguys should be his apostles

[AGAG]

Jens protested and explained with funny metaphors how God and christianity was a lie, finally he gave the bird to locke , but...

[HinatAArcticA]

Locke was a bit... well, very stupid and fell of a cliff because he was drunk and when he fell...

[Polaris]

He fell but did not die after all he is immortal, Locke told the Lostzilla hunting the Stratoguys

[ggonza43]

But the Lostzilla refused because he wanted to have sex with Jorg, so...

[HinatAArcticA]

Jorg raged and took revenge on...

[ggonza43]

John Locke's penis, cutting it in millions of pieces, leaving Locke in...

[Polaris]

Horrible pain, but he invoked the powers of Isis Goddess to cure it!

than appear Desmond & said that he saw the future again and...

[ggonza43]

(F#@&ing Desmond ) He foresaw that the next Strato's album was going to be considered the best metal album of the whole 2010, and also...

#1003

[AGAG]

Discovered the meaning of life itself and existence which was...