Beast_Pete wrote:I killed this thread big times. Worship me!
*joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
It's not dead yet---as long as we can think of jokes about chickens!Dave wrote:Beast_Pete wrote:I killed this thread big times. Worship me!
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Because the road is a bridge to the Overchicken.
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Because it wanted to.
Yeah, I take great pleasure in ruining jokes. That's my humour, so what?
Yeah, I take great pleasure in ruining jokes. That's my humour, so what?
If irony were made of strawberries, we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now.
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
To tell everyone, that Beast_Pete killed this thread. 
"Mikor az utolsó véred is elfolyék,
S a tested is a porba hullék,
Akkor is van még remény,
Mert a lelked továbbra is él."
- Mark Swanson -
from the book, Nick's legend
S a tested is a porba hullék,
Akkor is van még remény,
Mert a lelked továbbra is él."
- Mark Swanson -
from the book, Nick's legend
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Again? Damn...Beast_Pete wrote:To tell everyone, that Beast_Pete killed this thread.
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
He is a serial thread-killer...
Close your eyes and try to remember, destroyed lullabies of days gone by
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Because it saw a comet crossing the sky.
If irony were made of strawberries, we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now.
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Allison: Because the chick(en) is a bitch!!, it's drinking the same coffee and using the same pencil-sharpener as i do, and it wants to copy me in every way and therefore it's a bitch and i hate it so much and and and and...!!!!1111
*hopes that wasn't too offensive*
*hopes that wasn't too offensive*
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
@ Dave: I feel offended because you forgot to hold "Shift" four times and so your comment ends with four number ones instead of four exclamation marks. That's just unacceptable behaviour!
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
that is syntaxis GENOCIDE!!!
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
!!!!11ELEVEN
"Mikor az utolsó véred is elfolyék,
S a tested is a porba hullék,
Akkor is van még remény,
Mert a lelked továbbra is él."
- Mark Swanson -
from the book, Nick's legend
S a tested is a porba hullék,
Akkor is van még remény,
Mert a lelked továbbra is él."
- Mark Swanson -
from the book, Nick's legend
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
You monster

Close your eyes and try to remember, destroyed lullabies of days gone by
Close your eyes on the edge of forever, a chance to dream fast asleep your nightmare ends
Close your eyes on the edge of forever, a chance to dream fast asleep your nightmare ends
