*joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by Dave » Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:17 pm

Beast_Pete wrote:I killed this thread big times. Worship me!
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by browneyedgirl » Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:37 pm

Dave wrote:
Beast_Pete wrote:I killed this thread big times. Worship me!
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It's not dead yet---as long as we can think of jokes about chickens! :D
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by stratoplayer » Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:37 am

Because the road is a bridge to the Overchicken.
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by Stealth » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:20 am

Because it wanted to.

Yeah, I take great pleasure in ruining jokes. That's my humour, so what?
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by Silke » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:50 am

:cry: It wants to commit suicide because is better than getting the flu :?
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by Beast_Pete » Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:34 pm

To tell everyone, that Beast_Pete killed this thread. :P
"Mikor az utolsó véred is elfolyék,
S a tested is a porba hullék,
Akkor is van még remény,
Mert a lelked továbbra is él."

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from the book, Nick's legend

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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by NeonVomit » Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:00 pm

Beast_Pete wrote:To tell everyone, that Beast_Pete killed this thread. :P
Again? Damn...
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by stratoplayer » Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:16 am

He is a serial thread-killer...
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by Stealth » Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:44 am

Because it saw a comet crossing the sky.
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by Dave » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:27 pm

Allison: Because the chick(en) is a bitch!!, it's drinking the same coffee and using the same pencil-sharpener as i do, and it wants to copy me in every way and therefore it's a bitch and i hate it so much and and and and...!!!!1111

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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by Stealth » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:34 pm

@ Dave: I feel offended because you forgot to hold "Shift" four times and so your comment ends with four number ones instead of four exclamation marks. That's just unacceptable behaviour!
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by stratoplayer » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:45 am

that is syntaxis GENOCIDE!!!
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by Beast_Pete » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:10 am

!!!!11ELEVEN
"Mikor az utolsó véred is elfolyék,
S a tested is a porba hullék,
Akkor is van még remény,
Mert a lelked továbbra is él."

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from the book, Nick's legend

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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by stratoplayer » Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:59 am

You monster :cry: :x :shock:


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