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It's five a.m. and time for a walk
While I'm walking, I'll listen to bach
Checking out the ladyboys in Bangkok
Their anus's look punk rock
Don't need an alarm clock
Throw it in water and you'll get an electrical shock
While I'm walking, I'll listen to bach
Checking out the ladyboys in Bangkok
Their anus's look punk rock
Don't need an alarm clock
Throw it in water and you'll get an electrical shock
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A gayguy was pining for Bangkok,
Since he hoped to meet a big ladyboyflock,
But he didn't know,
That there was NOT a flow,
Of servers to a threesecond-o'clockcock...
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Rhyme really quick
Stop playing with your dick
In my butt, a pogo stick
It's so thick
Hope you get a kick out of it
Stop playing with your dick
In my butt, a pogo stick
It's so thick
Hope you get a kick out of it
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Those are my humble thoughts about "Eternal".
1. The record starts with "My eternal dream" where Jens and Matias soloexcel, together with Rolf's heavy doubledrums and Lauri's sophisticated bass. Timo sings like an angel...
But, but I didn't like the videostory so much.It was too scary and sad. I would have preferred more focus on the Stratoguys
2. "Shine in the dark", is one of my favorites, and I don't know how many times I have listened to it in my frail computer. Now I can, at last, bomkabom my house with the real sound. Wow!
3. In "Rise above it" Jens and Matias are shining in the dark. And in the light too, for that matter.
4. "Lost without a trace" is more slow, but just the right cool one after the first more fast.
5.In "Feeding the fire" they go fast again, and with the great choruses it is a favsong.
6."In my line of work" is very catchy. Jens is shining. Again! Even Timo is brilliant.
7. "Man in the mirror" is a little scary, in the beginning, but it is my absolute favorite. I love the burning chorus and Jens's solos.
8. In "Few are those" Jens plays the piano and his touch is super. The song is very powerful.
9. So the ballad "Fire in your eye's". Matias soloing impresses.
10. The record ends with "The lost saga", that has it all. Extended solos, great choruses and it lasts long enough. Best epic powersong I have heard in a long time...
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Good review! You gave rebel a run for his money.
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Now with a little click,
We on page 96 stick,
And without your damn ::::,
This I will call realpolitic.
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Today there was a big anus
It was full of mostly gayness
Saw it on tv, he's famous
Most non heinous
The playdough can't explain this
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Gosh how difficult rhymes you have today...
There was a gay called Gaymuss,
That cried "You cant really blame us",
Our brains are so full of arsemuck,
That we only can talk about fuckluck,
And all the time we spend on our gaynuss...
There was a gay called Gaymuss,
That cried "You cant really blame us",
Our brains are so full of arsemuck,
That we only can talk about fuckluck,
And all the time we spend on our gaynuss...
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Believe it or not
George isn't home
Please leave a message after the beep
I must be out or I'd pick up the phone
Where could I be
Believe it or not I'm not home
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Not so many rhymes to steal today.
But, pffffff, George is of course at home...
But he does NOT bother to talk to Jerkhircins.
So piss of and fuck yourself and do NOT call again..
But, pffffff, George is of course at home...
But he does NOT bother to talk to Jerkhircins.
So piss of and fuck yourself and do NOT call again..
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Hail Satan
My boyfriend's name is Clayton
Smoke weed everyday cause I'm Jamaican
Wrap my donuts in bacon
When we get drunk we listen to maiden
Halloween is coming with the demon
No more gay men, I'm straightened
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There is a guy, called Clayton Puck,
That has befriended our Forum-Fuck,
But Clayton has a peculiar whim,
So Fuck now plans to abandon him,
And wish him good bye and good luck...
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For lunch there is broccoli
Sauté it in garlic, it'll taste godly
Maybe later we'll practice sodomy
After that we'll play monopoly
My boner reaches terminal velocity
Walk around with it irresponsibly
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The meaning of life is Broccoli,
And angelvoices sing and price it so godly,
It can maybe inspire goats to sooddoommy,
But then give them a little monnooppoolly,
All the green comes with velloccitty,
And is followed by natural irrespponsibbillitty.
And angelvoices sing and price it so godly,
It can maybe inspire goats to sooddoommy,
But then give them a little monnooppoolly,
All the green comes with velloccitty,
And is followed by natural irrespponsibbillitty.
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Tonight we eat potatos
Add some tomatoes
Stick it all in burritos
Your ass explodes like a volcano
Our dicks blew off in the tornado
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Potatoes, we boil and eat,
Tomatoes are a vegans meat,
Burritos explode,
Volcanoes erode,
And Someones HUH risks always to implode...
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Will someone pick up the phone?
My ass sounds like a a trombone
Wake up in the morning alone
Time to put on the cologne
Wrap a condom on my bone
Look how much it has grown
Go to the bank to take out a loan
The interest on it makes me moan
Time to go home
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I once had a pink-red phone,
That I used when I was alone,
I called my Leeds-Mother,
And also my Arnold-Brother,
But he sounded mostly like a Trombone...
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:crowd1: :ola: :buk: :facial:
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:bigok:
perv
perv
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My dogs are shitting
It is quite fitting
My pants are splitting
I'm in need of a knitting
Rhymes everyday we're transmitting
Do it all while sitting
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There once was a guy that must shit,
Every time he tried to knit,
And it didn't go well,
When he stumbled and fell,
On his wool-thread and lost all his wit...
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It's time for ice cream
Peanut butter and chocolate fudge, too extreme
Got so fat they need a laser beam
To cut off all the fat on a surgical seam
And THAT is the American dream
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I once had a secret dream,
About delicious US-Ice-Cream,
With peanuts or nomnomnom-taste,
It would have been a real blast,
And give me an extreme ice-cream-redeem.
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For supper, a noodle
Moose blood sauce, it's brutal
Tastes so bad I gave it to my poodle
Animals as garbage disposal, it's useful
Feel so horny ill use my bugle
Expel my waste, it's crucial
Time to yodel
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Thank you for all nice rhymes you let me steal...
A guy from Paenis used to happily yodel,
But he stopped, when he tasted a German noodle,
It tasted so moosebloody UURRKK,
That he vomited as a goaty Turk,
And served it to his all-eating poodle...
A guy from Paenis used to happily yodel,
But he stopped, when he tasted a German noodle,
It tasted so moosebloody UURRKK,
That he vomited as a goaty Turk,
And served it to his all-eating poodle...
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Are there black people in Japan?
Now I sound like a member of the klu Klux Klan
The beer they drink is deer piss in a can
They hate the gingerbread man
Wiping their ass with Muslims is their plan
Driving around town in a van
That's all that's left in my attention span
Now I sound like a member of the klu Klux Klan
The beer they drink is deer piss in a can
They hate the gingerbread man
Wiping their ass with Muslims is their plan
Driving around town in a van
That's all that's left in my attention span
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It's time for a change
It can be quite strange
Meanwhile at the stock exchange
If only you can arrange
Hiking through the mountain range
It sounds like flavio wrote these rhymes.
It can be quite strange
Meanwhile at the stock exchange
If only you can arrange
Hiking through the mountain range
It sounds like flavio wrote these rhymes.
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Oh boys
They make so much noise
The cock destroys
I used to have sex toys
I'm going to get drunk st Roy's
They make so much noise
The cock destroys
I used to have sex toys
I'm going to get drunk st Roy's