Most nicest poster

[fuck]

It's five a.m. and time for a walk

While I'm walking, I'll listen to bach

Checking out the ladyboys in Bangkok

Their anus's look punk rock

Don't need an alarm clock

Throw it in water and you'll get an electrical shock

[Goal Stockhausen]

A gayguy was pining for Bangkok,

Since he hoped to meet a big ladyboyflock,

But he didn't know,

That there was NOT a flow,

Of servers to a threesecond-o'clockcock...

[fuck]

Rhyme really quick

Stop playing with your dick

In my butt, a pogo stick

It's so thick

Hope you get a kick out of it

[Goal Stockhausen]

Those are my humble thoughts about "Eternal".

1. The record starts with "My eternal dream" where Jens and Matias soloexcel, together with Rolf's heavy doubledrums and Lauri's sophisticated bass. Timo sings like an angel...
But, but I didn't like the videostory so much.It was too scary and sad. I would have preferred more focus on the Stratoguys

2. "Shine in the dark", is one of my favorites, and I don't know how many times I have listened to it in my frail computer. Now I can, at last, bomkabom my house with the real sound. Wow!

3. In "Rise above it" Jens and Matias are shining in the dark. And in the light too, for that matter.

4. "Lost without a trace" is more slow, but just the right cool one after the first more fast.

5.In "Feeding the fire" they go fast again, and with the great choruses it is a favsong.

6."In my line of work" is very catchy. Jens is shining. Again! Even Timo is brilliant.

7. "Man in the mirror" is a little scary, in the beginning, but it is my absolute favorite. I love the burning chorus and Jens's solos.

8. In "Few are those" Jens plays the piano and his touch is super. The song is very powerful.

9. So the ballad "Fire in your eye's". Matias soloing impresses.

10. The record ends with "The lost saga", that has it all. Extended solos, great choruses and it lasts long enough. Best epic powersong I have heard in a long time...

[fuck]

Good review! You gave rebel a run for his money.

[Goal Stockhausen]

Now with a little click,

We on page 96 stick,

And without your damn ::::,

This I will call realpolitic.

[fuck]

Today there was a big anus

It was full of mostly gayness

Saw it on tv, he's famous

Most non heinous

The playdough can't explain this

[Goal Stockhausen]

Gosh how difficult rhymes you have today...

There was a gay called Gaymuss,

That cried "You cant really blame us",

Our brains are so full of arsemuck,

That we only can talk about fuckluck,

And all the time we spend on our gaynuss...

[fuck]

Believe it or not

George isn't home

Please leave a message after the beep

I must be out or I'd pick up the phone

Where could I be

Believe it or not I'm not home

[Goal Stockhausen]

Not so many rhymes to steal today.

But, pffffff, George is of course at home...

But he does NOT bother to talk to Jerkhircins.

So piss of and fuck yourself and do NOT call again..

[fuck]

Hail Satan

My boyfriend's name is Clayton

Smoke weed everyday cause I'm Jamaican

Wrap my donuts in bacon

When we get drunk we listen to maiden

Halloween is coming with the demon

No more gay men, I'm straightened

[Goal Stockhausen]

There is a guy, called Clayton Puck,

That has befriended our Forum-Fuck,

But Clayton has a peculiar whim,

So Fuck now plans to abandon him,

And wish him good bye and good luck...

[fuck]

For lunch there is broccoli

Sauté it in garlic, it'll taste godly

Maybe later we'll practice sodomy

After that we'll play monopoly

My boner reaches terminal velocity

Walk around with it irresponsibly

[Goal Stockhausen]

The meaning of life is Broccoli,

And angelvoices sing and price it so godly,

It can maybe inspire goats to sooddoommy,

But then give them a little monnooppoolly,

All the green comes with velloccitty,

And is followed by natural irrespponsibbillitty.

[fuck]

Tonight we eat potatos

Add some tomatoes

Stick it all in burritos

Your ass explodes like a volcano

Our dicks blew off in the tornado

[Goal Stockhausen]

Potatoes, we boil and eat,

Tomatoes are a vegans meat,

Burritos explode,

Volcanoes erode,

And Someones HUH risks always to implode...

[fuck]

Will someone pick up the phone?

My ass sounds like a a trombone

Wake up in the morning alone

Time to put on the cologne

Wrap a condom on my bone

Look how much it has grown

Go to the bank to take out a loan

The interest on it makes me moan

Time to go home

[Goal Stockhausen]

I once had a pink-red phone,

That I used when I was alone,

I called my Leeds-Mother,

And also my Arnold-Brother,

But he sounded mostly like a Trombone...

[robocop656]

[Goal Stockhausen]

[fuck]

My dogs are shitting

It is quite fitting

My pants are splitting

I'm in need of a knitting

Rhymes everyday we're transmitting

Do it all while sitting

[Goal Stockhausen]

There once was a guy that must shit,

Every time he tried to knit,

And it didn't go well,

When he stumbled and fell,

On his wool-thread and lost all his wit...

[fuck]

It's time for ice cream

Peanut butter and chocolate fudge, too extreme

Got so fat they need a laser beam

To cut off all the fat on a surgical seam

And THAT is the American dream

[Goal Stockhausen]

I once had a secret dream,

About delicious US-Ice-Cream,

With peanuts or nomnomnom-taste,

It would have been a real blast,

And give me an extreme ice-cream-redeem.

[fuck]

For supper, a noodle

Moose blood sauce, it's brutal

Tastes so bad I gave it to my poodle

Animals as garbage disposal, it's useful

Feel so horny ill use my bugle

Expel my waste, it's crucial

Time to yodel

[Goal Stockhausen]

Thank you for all nice rhymes you let me steal...

A guy from Paenis used to happily yodel,

But he stopped, when he tasted a German noodle,

It tasted so moosebloody UURRKK,

That he vomited as a goaty Turk,

And served it to his all-eating poodle...

[fuck]

Are there black people in Japan?

Now I sound like a member of the klu Klux Klan

The beer they drink is deer piss in a can

They hate the gingerbread man

Wiping their ass with Muslims is their plan

Driving around town in a van

That's all that's left in my attention span

[robocop656]

It's time for a change

It can be quite strange

Meanwhile at the stock exchange

If only you can arrange

Hiking through the mountain range



It sounds like flavio wrote these rhymes.

[Dave]

oh boys...

[fuck]

Oh boys

They make so much noise

The cock destroys

I used to have sex toys

I'm going to get drunk st Roy's