You know you have Made it as a Musician When:

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 3:30 pm

You are dangerously addicted to at least one drug, attempted suicide a couple times, been in rehab a few, and owe hundreds of thousands of $$$ to shrinks/mental health centers.

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 3:33 pm

You can, at your choice, have Plastic Surgery until its past the point of being ridiculous!

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:31 am

Women want your autograph on their ass, or boobs!

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:34 am

Your bands name, logo, and mascot, etc. become very popular tattoo subjects!

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:36 am

In various tour cities, Nightclubs have a special drink named after you!

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 12:26 am

You take a 3-year break in recording&touring, then come back just as strong as ever!

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 7:33 am

You get a speaking part in a cheap, but catchy comedy flick. Plus, you get to do a love scene with a prominent starlet, who later becomes your 4th wife. (It has to be the BIG

!)And, you move up 3 notches on Donna's dick rating chart! (WOW! Those $30 a piece Penis enlargment pills really DO work!)

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 7:38 am

You decide to buy the "magic pill" factory, and all stock--lock, stock, and barrel.
Then, you go on a national adverising campaign with yourself as the

model!

Because you are just so damn happy!

What a few extra inches, and great talent can do for a man!

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 7:14 pm

You get called to Co-Host Sesame Street!

*Don't laugh--Carlos Santana, Janet Jackson, and Ted Nugent were guests on that show before! Plus, others....

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 9:00 am

You claim to be happily married, yet you fuck every female that crosses your path who lets you, and you get away with it scottfree, simply because YOU are WHO you are.
BTW, the guy down the street from you tried this behavior and got tarred, feathered, &ran out on a rail!
Which proves if you are a musician you can get away with anything--even being a hypocritical bastard!:lol:

Stratobanger · Post by **Stratobanger** » Thu Apr 08, 2004 4:18 am

You can beat at least 2 photographers per week

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Thu Apr 08, 2004 9:45 am

Stratobanger wrote:
You can beat at least 2 photographers per week

Tommy Lee comes to mind!
*Loved that video---I bet his nickname is Mr. 9 1/2*

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 6:42 pm

You have better things to do than to worry about a damn Internet Forum!

knight_of_ni · Post by **knight_of_ni** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 11:39 am

You don't have to write good songs to sell albums. Just your name on it will do it...

MetalMusic · Post by **MetalMusic** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 12:56 pm

When you need a very big sound system to produce sound at one end of an arena to another end.

www.16.betrayer.ca

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 7:16 pm

You can do other things beside play your perspective instrument. You can write, produce, mix, act in commercials, TV shows, movies, write books, etc--you get the picture!

NordicStorm · Post by **NordicStorm** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 7:32 pm

When your shoesize is connected to your hairdryer, and your bathtub is painted Dolby Surround

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 3:31 am

People name their pets after you!
Lots of Dogs named Elvis out there!

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 1:33 pm

Some fans think they own you to the point they cannot stand to see/hear a "lesser" fan even discussing you.

:sick:

These nutcases think some of the other fans are not worthy enough to even be your fan!

Could give concrete example, but I better not!

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 1:44 am

Your songs get played/sang at weddings, funerals, bar mitzahs, ship launches, olympics, even used as background music during love scenes on soap operas!
*Ask Mister, Mister and Tears for Fears....I rest my case!

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 2:11 pm

If you die(Heaven forbid)a cheesy TV-movie is made about your life&career.
A la: John Denver, Karen Carpenter, Def Leppard, Hank Williams, Jr. Etc. Etc.

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Mon May 03, 2004 4:44 pm

browneyedgirl wrote:
Some fans think they own you to the point they cannot stand to see/hear a "lesser" fan even discussing you. :sick: These nutcases think some of the other fans are not worthy enough to even be your fan!
Could give concrete example, but I better not!

Bears repeating.......

These fans think they own musicians, then accuse other fans of being obsessive!:lol:

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:14 pm

You have your own line of perfume/aftershave(Celine Dion, Kenny Rogers, Iglesias,etc)
Or, clothing line.

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Tue May 04, 2004 3:26 pm

You&your band can pull off the most elaborate PR stunts, and your fans are so taken in/blinded by you they don't recognize the PR stunt!

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Tue May 04, 2004 6:07 pm

NordicStorm wrote:
When your shoesize is connected to your hairdryer, and your bathtub is painted Dolby Surround

Hairdryer?

I am 41, and thats a new nickname for IT, on me.....but, I see the resemblance!

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Wed May 05, 2004 7:13 pm

browneyedgirl wrote:
NordicStorm wrote:
When your shoesize is connected to your hairdryer, and your bathtub is painted Dolby Surround
Hairdryer? I am 41, and thats a new nickname for IT, on me.....but, I see the resemblance!

What about BLOWdryer? Thats better!

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Wed May 05, 2004 7:15 pm

Teenage wannabe musicians copy your clothing&hair styles, even your mannerisms!

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Thu May 06, 2004 5:17 pm

You CLAIM you hate idolizing, yet your adoring fans forgive you EVERYTHING, which you take advantage of to the hilt!(They sure would not do this to Fred the plumber!)
Now, how about an "H" tattoo on your forehead, Mr. Famous/Wealthy Musician?

H=hypocrite, of course!

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Fri May 07, 2004 2:40 am

Your fans become atheists just because you and people in your band say you all are one. Of course the fans deny that they are so pitifully blindfollowing, but you know its true! And, they will never find out that you are really a believing Baptist!
Have a little fun outta those blind idolizers for a while!

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Fri May 07, 2004 5:00 pm

You forget(?)to pay your taxes for years, then after the IRS takes all your possessions for payment you do a comeback. Within 5 years you have everything you lost back&then some!!!
Willie Nelson is an example!

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