Are you ready for...the Rapture?

[NordicStorm]

http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

Rapture Index of 85 and Below: Slow prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 85 to 110: Moderate prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 110 to 145: Heavy prophetic activity
Rapture Index above 145: Fasten your seat belts

The Rapture index is currently 152...so, you true believers out there better start packing!

Also, do check out the FAQ on the website. A few of the questions you've always wanted to know the answer to:
Is an EU constitution a sign of the Antichrist coming to power?
Will the Antichrist be a homosexual?
How can we enjoy heaven with loved ones in hell?
Is it okay for Christians to listen to secular music?
How do you plan to maintain this site after the rapture?
What do I say to a gay loved one about his lifestyle and God's Word?
I am unmarried and pregnant. Can God ever forgive me?

[khamael]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Uahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


P.S I dont like rap!

[browneyedgirl]

Rapture
I was raptured 2 times Saturday afternoon&I am still here

Maybe the beer had something to do with it? Or the black lace stockings!

I mean, me staying.

[Shurik]

WTF?!?!?!?!

[khamael]

Rapture
I was raptured 2 times Saturday afternoon&I am still here

Maybe the beer had something to do with it? Or the black lace stockings!

I mean, me staying.

SINNER!!!

You will burn in the searing falmes of chaos for eternity!!!

*Rapture index 1907*

Until the rapture's happening i guess...or maybe after ...doesnt care, have nice times like saturday

[browneyedgirl]

Rapture
I was raptured 2 times Saturday afternoon&I am still here

Maybe the beer had something to do with it? Or the black lace stockings!

I mean, me staying.

SINNER!!!

You will burn in the searing falmes of chaos for eternity!!!

*Rapture index 1907*

Until the rapture's happening i guess...or maybe after ...doesnt care, have nice times like saturday

I went to that website&it was very depressing.
I don't believe in the Rapture theory. I mean, come on LOL a whole group of people disappearing, taken into Heaven! BS!
Just think about it in detail--all kids under 12 would vanish. All the so called good people gone--Pfffff!
Maybe it has already happened? But, why are the children still around?
Maybe NONE of us were worthy---even the most innocent! Now, THAT thought is scarey! :shud:

So, if Left Behind, I guess it will be one big party for us Sinners, I guess? Or, will the World just go on as usual?

Anyway, I don't believe in Rapture theory&never will! Its just too silly. :shake:
Who the Hell came up with that Rapture nonsense anyway? It wasn't the CofC, the church I went to as a kid! Anyone can come up with weird ideas, but the thought of people actually going along with it---I mean Sheesh!

[JensJohansson]

The Rapture index is currently 152...so, you true believers out there better start packing!

Fuck me, that's scary! I'm packing! It's here, it's coming, RAPTURE BABY!!!!!!

Just remember, after the apocalypse all your money will be useless. So if you just want to get rid of those worthless little satanic pieces of paper, please send them to

Export Metal Music OY
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00271 Hellsinki
Finland

[khamael]

Eheheh...Hey what are you packing exactly?

Btw Jens, just surrender. Your actions are useless against the rapture!!!

[browneyedgirl]

If he is like most musicians probably an asbestos suit! LOL! :sex1: :headbang:

But, so will I---but, hey I hear they have some hot dances down there!

Khamael&Jens, this one is for you!

[khamael]

Oh fuck! Thanx! Great...now i think i'm ready for the rapture...

[browneyedgirl]

Well, I couldn't post a more revealing pic!
Yea, the prospect of being left behind with all us wild nuts would make a believer out of anyone, even that Anton character, probably! :rotflmao2: