Some day it might come to this...
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Stratoforum -- a monospaced odyssey
cygwin [~] ssh jens@shell.panix.com
Last login: Tue Dec 14 01:26:48 2004 from 666.666.666.666
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There are 20000 messages in your incoming mailbox.
386.panix2 [~] > pine
To: jens@panix.com
Subject: Again trolls in the Stratoforum!!!!11!!1!
< cue me, in an insane cackling shrieking voice:
"ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!! AAUUHHH!!!!! AAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!! >:( "
stabs at keyboard >
^Z
[1] + 2186 Suspended (signal) pine
You have new mail in /net/u/17/j/jens/mail/incoming-spam.
386.panix2 [~] ssh strato9@www.stratovarius.com
paju [~] > mysql -p
Enter password:
Welcome to the MySQL monitor. Commands end with ; or \g.
Your MySQL connection id is 1278145126471256 to server version: 4.0.18-log
Type 'help;' or '\h' for help. Type '\c' to clear the buffer.
mysql> use strato9;
mysql> show table status;
1273681236 bazillion bytes of storage used so people can fight with each other
74517236471265745726354 CPU cycles wasted
mysql> show tables;
+------------------------+
| Tables_in_strato9 |
+------------------------+
| phpbb_auth_access |
| phpbb_banlist |
| phpbb_categories |
| phpbb_config |
|
etc....
< cue -- stratoforum spirit: "Look Jens, I can see you're really upset about this.">
mysql> drop table phpbb_auth_access;
Query OK, 0 rows affected (0.09 sec)
< "What are you doing, Jens?" >
mysql> drop table phpbb_banlist;
Query OK, 0 rows affected (0.04 sec)
< "I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Jens. Jens, my mind is going." >
etc....
mysql> exit;
Bye
paju [~] > cd ~/docs/
paju [~/docs] > du forum
forum wastes 1 gazillion megabytes total
paju [~/docs] > rm -rf forum
< "daisy, daisy.. " >
paju [~/docs] > exit
exit
386.panix2 [~] > fg
To: jens@panix.com
Subject: Again trolls in the Stratoforum!!!!11!!1!
R
NOT ANY MORE THERE AREN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!@
^XY
