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Soooo Jens...

Post by K.Mage101 » Thu Mar 17, 2005 4:49 am

So any news on going to Monterrey :? ? Any plans even? come on, It aint like you whont be well recived here! Besides, a rare bunch of filthy rich people here go to conserts just for kicks ( even thou they know nothing of the band) so, droping speed of light and Holy Light will gain you HUGE popularity/income :lol:
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Post by JensJohansson » Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:05 am

K.Mage101 wrote:So any news on going to Monterrey :? ? Any plans even? come on, It aint like you whont be well recived here! Besides, a rare bunch of filthy rich people here go to conserts just for kicks ( even thou they know nothing of the band) so, droping speed of light and Holy Light will gain you HUGE popularity/income :lol:
Yeah, unfortunately Monterrey has been taken off the schedule because of the horrific incident backstage last time. Apparently there was a cocktail olive which had its filling go missing. The whole band was severely traumatized by this. I still have nightmares about peeking into a cocktail olive and and I wake up in a sweat screaming "who's in here? who's in here? no one!"

Also it seems Brazil and Chile is completely out of question, or anywhere in Europe south of the 60th parallel (for astrological reasons). But we do have a handful of US dates, one gig in Argentina (because we love Argentina so much more than we love the other countries in South America) and on top of that, a 68 gig tour of the Antarctic booked. I don't know how they will get the PA down there, but that's not my problem! I understand they have a lot of penguins down there. We'll have the biggest penguin audience of any rock band. Well, OK, any melodic power metal rock band. I heard Deep Purple were there in 1998 and they had 1.3 billion penguins in the audience.

Seriously, it's a bit early to talk pro or con individual cities. :) There are so many factors that go into the whole thing. I always did enjoy Monterrey! Hey it even has a Carl's Jr... :)
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Post by stratoplayer » Thu Mar 17, 2005 6:06 am

good mother of god!!!!1 LOLOLOLOLOLOl <drops to the floor laughing>
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Post by stratoplayer » Thu Mar 17, 2005 6:11 am

Jens, he is my brother and we both love carls jr. nest time you guys come we could take you there :)
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Post by Equinox » Thu Mar 17, 2005 6:43 am

JensJohansson wrote:a 68 gig tour of the Antarctic booked. I don't know how they will get the PA down there, but that's not my problem! I understand they have a lot of penguins down there. We'll have the biggest penguin audience of any rock band. Well, OK, any melodic power metal rock band. I heard Deep Purple were there in 1998 and they had 1.3 billion penguins in the audience.
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Post by khamael » Thu Mar 17, 2005 1:26 pm

Wahuhuahuahuh----- :shock: Btw for a poor cursed European, what is Carl's Jr?????? :idea:

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Post by Cristiane » Thu Mar 17, 2005 1:41 pm

JensJohansson wrote:We'll have the biggest penguin audience of any rock band. Well, OK, any melodic power metal rock band. I heard Deep Purple were there in 1998 and they had 1.3 billion penguins in the audience.
What about the polar bears?!?! How could you forget them!? :x that's not fair with your fans!
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Post by MaFiaBoY » Thu Mar 17, 2005 1:43 pm

Cristiane wrote:
JensJohansson wrote:We'll have the biggest penguin audience of any rock band. Well, OK, any melodic power metal rock band. I heard Deep Purple were there in 1998 and they had 1.3 billion penguins in the audience.
What about the polar bears?!?! How could you forget them!? :x that's not fair with your fans!
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There ain't no polar bears in the Antarctic, they are in the Arctic :)
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Post by Cristiane » Thu Mar 17, 2005 1:52 pm

MaFiaBoY wrote:
Cristiane wrote:
JensJohansson wrote:We'll have the biggest penguin audience of any rock band. Well, OK, any melodic power metal rock band. I heard Deep Purple were there in 1998 and they had 1.3 billion penguins in the audience.
What about the polar bears?!?! How could you forget them!? :x that's not fair with your fans!
I don't love you anymore :twak:
There ain't no polar bears in the Antarctic, they are in the Arctic :)
really? :oops: :lol: shame on me
despite of my ignorance, could we chance the orions from polar bears to sea lions (they also can be found in the Antartic :) )
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Post by Aresius » Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:17 pm

well there is something true in that... Argentina Rulz
Aguante el heavy nacionaL!!!

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Post by K.Mage101 » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:17 pm

yea, I know it's hard to pick individual cyties, but PLEASE consider!!! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND HAS JENS' STRATOVARIUS SING OF APPROVAL STICKER ON!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT FOR THE PINGUINS!!!!!! GRAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! *has sizure, with foam coming out of my mouth*DO IT FOR THE PINGUINS!!!!!
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Post by Beast_Pete » Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:03 am

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Jens is obsessed to Carl's. :)
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Post by stratoplayer » Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:20 am

YOU GUYS DONT HAVE CARLS JR??? poor bastards
(by the way it is a fast food restaurant but hs reall meat instead of the grounded rats they use at Mcdonalds :D )
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Post by Twilightsymphony » Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:44 am

stratoplayer wrote:YOU GUYS DONT HAVE CARLS JR??? poor bastards
(by the way it is a fast food restaurant but hs reall meat instead of the grounded rats they use at Mcdonalds :D )
I assume rats wouldnt be that lucrative, as it is hard to get an adequate percentage of meat from one particular rat, although it might be of use that they arent as demanding in means of food than "real" animals would be. On the other hand, while you can process one cow, you just cant get enough rats running down the factory, so from an economical point of view i wouldnt necessarily say that rats could be used as a cheap alternative for "real meat". Not to mention the differences in quality, you know, the animal husbandry for rats just recently started to develop, so it might be hard to find an adequate staff for managing all this. A positive side effect would be though, that after a nuclear war you would still be able to create an successful, meat based, fast food concern, which might be of use. Of course we dont know yet if there will be some kind of circle of customers, yet it is good to be prepared.

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Post by stratoplayer » Fri Mar 18, 2005 1:01 am

what factory??? i was talking about the kitchens!
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Post by Twilightsymphony » Fri Mar 18, 2005 2:01 am

Rats in the kitchen? Nah.. thats too random, nothing you could rely on ;)
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Post by stratoplayer » Fri Mar 18, 2005 2:48 am

remember indiana jones and the temple of doom? replace the bugs with rats
or in the sewers in the last crucade
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Post by K.Mage101 » Fri Mar 18, 2005 4:01 am

Meh, I personally think about fast food (xept Carls Jr.) this way:


1980's-1990's= "meat" made by malasian children in sweatshops
2000's-beyond= "meat" made from malasian children...
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Post by Metalizer » Fri Mar 18, 2005 3:16 pm

We got "max" here in Sweden and they use 100% swedish meat. Mouahahaha :D

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Post by stratoplayer » Sat Apr 16, 2005 3:24 am

are you certain???
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Post by Just a Vampire » Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:29 pm

Jens, again: will the band come to Colombia soon?
please, i need to see all of you live :( :wink:
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