*joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

HvyMtlClickWitch · Post by **HvyMtlClickWitch** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 6:47 am

Yeah, but that's only because of the legend that anyone who sees the Deathscythe will die. The chicken didn't necessarily see the Gundam.

THIS IS THE G33K P0L1C3! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!

stratoplayer · Post by **stratoplayer** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 6:04 pm

Nietzsche: The chicken is dead

HvyMtlClickWitch · Post by **HvyMtlClickWitch** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 6:26 am

EquinoX: The chicken is a bad bunch of cells!

StratoLink: The chicken must obtain the TriForce!!!

Neorave: The chicken is an idiot.

Twilightsymphony: I will make a witty one-liner about the chicken.

BEG: The chicken is so cool! And smart! And sweet and kind!!! I love the chicken!!!

NordicStorm: You see, the thing you've neglected to notice about the chicken is that blah blah blah blah sixteen pages of intelligent and rational dialectic.

neonlightchild · Post by **neonlightchild** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 7:07 am

HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:NordicStorm: You see, the thing you've neglected to notice about the chicken is that blah blah blah blah sixteen pages of intelligent and rational dialectic.

Hahahahaha, that was sooooo NordicStorm !!!!
(No ofense, but it's so hilarious)

stratoplayer · Post by **stratoplayer** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 8:24 am

me: Fuck the chicken how come I crossed the FRIGGIN ROAD!!!!????

Equinox · Post by **Equinox** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:28 pm

HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:EquinoX: The chicken is a bad bunch of cells!

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:05 pm

Timo Tolkki: I mean, it is just a chicken, It´s round and sometimes colourful, but would it make me to run after that?

stratoplayer · Post by **stratoplayer** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:33 pm

Tolkki: Because ET told it so

HvyMtlClickWitch · Post by **HvyMtlClickWitch** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:45 am

Dave wrote:Timo Tolkki: I mean, it is just a chicken, It´s round and sometimes colourful, but would it make me to run after that?

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

neonlightchild · Post by **neonlightchild** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:07 am

Ozzy Osbourne: "ehh, ahhh, mmmm, hum, ohhhh, mmmm, Shaaaaarrroooonnnn, why the fuck did the chiken crossed the road dammit?"

Dave Mustaine: "He did not crossed it because he wanted to cross it, i'm sure Lars and company throw him away...these bastard cowards"

Lars Ulrich "No ffffucking way duuude, these motherfucker bird had serious troubles with alcohol and drugs, and were tired of his bad ass attitudes, and tried to help him, but he ran away by his own feet"

Equinox · Post by **Equinox** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:34 pm

neonlightchild wrote:Ozzy Osbourne: "ehh, ahhh, mmmm, hum, ohhhh, mmmm, Shaaaaarrroooonnnn, why the fuck did the chiken crossed the road dammit?"

StratoHeart · Post by **StratoHeart** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:10 pm

Glenn Benton: The chicken was a christian, so I pushed him to the road down the Scania.

Steve Rowe: Because this was the God's will.

neonlightchild · Post by **neonlightchild** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:53 pm

The chicken: "you humans are weird...i have never crossed any road"

NordicStorm · Post by **NordicStorm** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 3:47 pm

Morpheus: "You see, no one can be told why the chicken crossed the road. You have to see it for yourself."
Neo: "Whoa!"
Morpheus: "How the fuck is it you have an acting career in the first place?"

NordicStorm: You see, the thing you've neglected to notice about the chicken is that blah blah blah blah sixteen pages of intelligent and rational dialectic.

Well, I never! I always limit myself to FIFTEEN pages, thank you very much! I try to be concise, you know!

neonlightchild · Post by **neonlightchild** » Thu May 05, 2005 11:53 pm

James Hetfield: "Chicken Destroy"

HvyMtlClickWitch · Post by **HvyMtlClickWitch** » Fri May 06, 2005 2:41 am

NordicStorm wrote:Morpheus: "How the fuck is it you have an acting career in the first place?"

Because I was Ted...Theodore....Logan!!! And we are....Wyld Chickens!!!!

Dawn_is_Here · Post by **Dawn_is_Here** » Fri May 06, 2005 5:24 pm

HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:
NordicStorm wrote:Morpheus: "How the fuck is it you have an acting career in the first place?"
Because I was Ted...Theodore....Logan!!! And we are....Wyld Chickens!!!!

Bill & Ted?

Beast_Pete · Post by **Beast_Pete** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:48 pm

Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken!

kolcer · Post by **kolcer** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:33 pm

StragOvariuS wrote:Joey de Maio: The true chicken crossed the fucking road becoz is a true brother of heavy fuckin metal!!! fuck the world!

Awesome!

Bruce Dickinson: Run To The Hills Chicken!!!!

CottonCandy · Post by **CottonCandy** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:18 pm

Because Colonel Sanders was chasing it with an axe to be the next Sunday Dinner!

Beast_Pete · Post by **Beast_Pete** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 2:20 pm

Jens Johansson wrote:Today's random quote:

Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road?
A: Because it was on the other side.

(source= Jens' page)

Lars Ulrich: because it tried to download our shit.
Jari Kainulainen: because it had no mountain bike.
Medgyesi Péter: mert elérkezett az útelágazódá.. útelágzos... *laughs miserably*... nehéz szó! (I hope, that Hellovarius reads this

)

Equinox · Post by **Equinox** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 5:35 am

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

The old topic is back.

HvyMtlClickWitch · Post by **HvyMtlClickWitch** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:30 am

THANK YOU for bumping this topic. I love this topic.

Can you smell what The Rock is crossing??

That was awful.

iron_thunder · Post by **iron_thunder** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:45 am

chickens?

(yes i know those aren't real chickens!)

Miguel_Ricardo · Post by **Miguel_Ricardo** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:54 am

It was running from the Bird Flu !!!!!!

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:41 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To see the New Nightwish girl?

NordicStorm · Post by **NordicStorm** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:05 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because there was yet another Russophone spammer on the other side, and CHICKEN SMASH PUNY SPAMMER!

Also, because that's where Nordic lost his Zoloft prescription.

stratoplayer · Post by **stratoplayer** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:51 pm

sure you ask why the chicken crossed the road, but does the chicken have a reason? Do you need to questions such reasons? Why would you interfere in its avian rights to cross roads? Or is it YOU who wants to cross the Chicken AND the road!?

-Me (I have been reading Nietszche recently... he rules!)

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:16 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road? To beat the Hell out of SETH.

It's too late for this bird

he has done been plucked!

@stratoplayer, you have good reading tastes--I think he rules, too!

Beast_Pete · Post by **Beast_Pete** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:14 am

I killed this thread big times. Worship me!

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