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How to fail an exam

Post by Shurik » Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:52 pm

Warning - this link almost killed me:
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Post by Bones » Sat Aug 06, 2005 12:54 am

That was great!! :D:D Some answers were just like mine..
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Post by fifthtea_sausage » Sat Aug 06, 2005 12:57 am

One of the answers he put "aliens are responsible." Yes, that basically sums his knowledge up :lol:.
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Post by MaFiaBoY » Sat Aug 06, 2005 1:13 am

I wish I had the guts to do that kind of stuff one day :D
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Post by Equinox » Sat Aug 06, 2005 4:03 am

Funny.

Hehehehehehe

I'll do the aliens in a quiz. :D
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Post by theFabz » Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:58 am

gosh, i took chemistry sophomore year and that guy probably has more of a clue than i ever did in that class :?
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Post by stratoplayer » Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:26 pm

i hate chemistry... lukily i dont take it 8)
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Post by Equinox » Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:50 pm

Actually, I like chemistry.

I like playing with the tools.

And all the bullshit.
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Post by Shurik » Sat Aug 06, 2005 8:36 pm

I like physical chemistry - chemical kinetics, thermodynamics and such.
All other fields of chemistry make me wanna puke, especially organic chemistry which I passed only by accident, guessing couple of synteses and writing long and obviously wrong reactions involving triangles and other geometric figures. Those who were unfortunate to study organic chemistry know what I mean ...
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Post by Equinox » Sat Aug 06, 2005 11:14 pm

Shurik wrote:I like physical chemistry - chemical kinetics, thermodynamics and such.
All other fields of chemistry make me wanna puke, especially organic chemistry which I passed only by accident, guessing couple of synteses and writing long and obviously wrong reactions involving triangles and other geometric figures. Those who were unfortunate to study organic chemistry know what I mean ...
Did ya use ur friends the aliens from the satelite to pass chemestry?

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Post by Bones » Sun Aug 07, 2005 1:20 am

Once when I had chemistry exam, there was a question like "explain the word ISOTOPE" my answer was something like "It's energy drink that can be bought from citymarket"
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Post by Shurik » Sun Aug 07, 2005 10:24 am

Equinox wrote:
Shurik wrote:I like physical chemistry - chemical kinetics, thermodynamics and such.
All other fields of chemistry make me wanna puke, especially organic chemistry which I passed only by accident, guessing couple of synteses and writing long and obviously wrong reactions involving triangles and other geometric figures. Those who were unfortunate to study organic chemistry know what I mean ...
Did ya use ur friends the aliens from the satelite to pass chemestry?

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Nah, this time I did it myself :lol:
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Post by Equinox » Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:07 am

Then....what's the difference? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by htcdude » Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:08 am

Haha man i should've used some of them :)
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