Check if you are a goth!

[stratoplayer]

http://www.mk-magazine.com/news/archives/001567.php

when i first read it i did not know whether to laugh or cry... i mean i do about 18 of those things.... how sad is organized religion....

[CottonCandy]

Shit, I do about half of those things&no one gives a damn! Its nobody's business!
And, I won't give up my black nailpolish, black eyeshadow, blood red lipstick, black shirts&jeans, multiple piercings for anything! I do listen to a few goth bands, but I do not consider myself totally goth.
I just like those things because I like 'em---not because its a "lifestyle", so to speak.

[Equinox]

Crap, I'm goth.

[MaFiaBoY]

Hey, I'm a goth too :headbang:

[Mormegil]

I'm so gothic, I'm dead.

[Bones]

I do only some of those things.. So i can't say that i'm a goth

[Shurik]

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson
claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please
discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) I listen only to antisocial music.
-Associates with other people that
dress, act or speak eccentrically.Does going to gothic concerts and parties count?
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.Never had any interest in Bible, prayer, church (obviously) or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.Sometimes
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a
Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love.
Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health
center.)
-Complains of boredom.Only during the most boring lectures.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.Holidays - too excessively, semester - too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.Yep.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.Do physics books count as company?
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation.) Only when I pray to all known gods before the exams. It helps, usually ...
-Insists on spending time with friends
while unaccompanied by an adult.What, do you expect me to bring my mom to death metal concert?
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.Priests and nuns, obviously.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe
this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be
stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may
watch.)Guilty.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.Guilty.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.Guilty.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.All the time.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.Who doesn't?
-Masturbates.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases:
"I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.

Well, I'm goth, according to this ... God, I fell so depressed ...

[CottonCandy]

What the Hell is wrong with Count Chocula cereal? Its delicious!

[fifthtea_sausage]

I still don't understand if this is indeed some Christian freak, or all of this is suppoed to be a joke...
Because some of the things it says are a little bit extreme even for one of those really religious guys, but there isn't enough extremism for me to 100% know its a joke.

[NeonVomit]

Anyone who took that seriously is, I am sorry to say, an idiot.

IT IS A JOKE PEOPLE.

"Pursues dangerous cult religions such as... philosophy" LOL

And pretty damn funny as well

[Shurik]

Anyone who took that seriously is, I am sorry to say, an idiot.

IT IS A JOKE PEOPLE.

"Pursues dangerous cult religions such as... philosophy" LOL

And pretty damn funny as well

I loved that line as well

[CottonCandy]

Of course all of us knew it was a joke!
We were making a joke out of a joke, so to speak!
I don'i know anyone, even Christians, who are THAT extreme!

[Stealth]

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson
claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please
discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) I listen only to antisocial music.
-Associates with other people that
dress, act or speak eccentrically.Does going to gothic concerts and parties count?
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.Never had any interest in Bible, prayer, church (obviously) or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.Sometimes
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a
Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love.
Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health
center.)
-Complains of boredom.Only during the most boring lectures.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.Holidays - too excessively, semester - too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.Yep.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.Do physics books count as company?
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation.) Only when I pray to all known gods before the exams. It helps, usually ...
-Insists on spending time with friends
while unaccompanied by an adult.What, do you expect me to bring my mom to death metal concert?
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.Priests and nuns, obviously.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe
this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be
stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may
watch.)Guilty.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.Guilty.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.Guilty.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.All the time.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.Who doesn't?
-Masturbates.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases:
"I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.

Well, I'm goth, according to this ... God, I fell so depressed ...

Funny thing, you didn't highlight masturbates . Maybe we should add liar

Just joking

[Painless_Cry]

i'm a goth then, I always wanted to be a goth

[Elazul]

Hmm I never knew that I´m a Goth
"I'm so gothic, I'm dead"

[stratoplayer]

actually, i really do not know if this is true, like an old lady who either has clenched her ass like a black hole, or has the titanic up to about half way... dont know could be either way


this is why i really do not like religion (at all)

[Midnight]

In my opinion, religion has gone too far these days. Trying to tell people what's right and what's not when even THEY don't know if what they're doing is right or not. By the way, I'm goth it seems :

-Frequently wears black clothing - Hell yeah!
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts - Wish I had some Strato shirts,
-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish - Nope, sorry
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols - Nope, sorry
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos - WHO DOESN'T?!
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music - Yes, I do, so what?
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically - I don't associate with people
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports - So what?
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan - Death? Yes. Vampires? Yes. The others? I'll leave them be
-Takes drugs - NEVER
-Drinks alcohol - With my father, all the time
-Is suicidal and/or depressed - So what?
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation - I have cuts and burns, so what?
-Complains of boredom - Indeed I do
-Sleeps too excessively or too little - I sleep a LOT
-Is excessively awake during the night - That depends
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy - Yes I do
-Spends large amounts of time alone - Yes I do
-Requests time alone and quietness - Yes I do
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult - Yes I do
-Disregards authority figures - YES I DO!
-Misbehaves at school - No
-Misbehaves at home - Yes
-Eats excessively or too little - Too little
-Eats goth-related foods - There is such a thing?
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood - So what?
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources - Yes I do
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature - Yes I do
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer - YES I DO!
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music - Nope, sorry
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner - I don't dance
-Expresses an interest in sex - I doubt it'll ever happen to me.......
-Masturbates - Nope, sorry
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual - HELL NO!
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. - Nope, sorry
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else - Yes I do
-Claims to be a goth - I don't CLAIM anything, but you may infer what you wish

[Stealth]

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos - WHO DOESN'T?!

I don't.

[stratoplayer]

did i miss something? since when is reading the bible a WHOLESOME activity?

[Aresius]

oh god its really amazin how ppl can be so ignorant

"Anti social music" ... this is really stupid
"drinking" pfff everybody drinks,

I do most of the things and im not a goth, people are really ignorant, they think we are some kind of tribe...

[Cristiane]

:rotflmao1:

I'm goth! I'm pure evil!

[Painless_Cry]

the dracula cereal thing was hilarious!

evil evil evil!

[MetalAngel]

I love Buffy, the Vampire Slayer...does it count too????

So, I'm a goth!!!!!! Yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!! :ola:

[stratoplayer]

I love Buffy, the Vampire Slayer...does it count too????

So, I'm a goth!!!!!! Yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!! :ola:

i think it does...

[Asamandra]

LOL well actually I WAS goth and still like the whole stuff (except the ppl.. )
But there are sites from goths about "how to be goth".

There were things like:
Dont talk to anybody who´s not as gothlike as you are
Treat younger ones as if they were nothing

The 2nd best site was about nail care for goths
really crazy.. But it was all German so not many could laugh with me if i find it...