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We are happy to announce another summer show, Hellfest in Clisson, France.

Just a reminder, many more gigs are being considered next year. And we will book them. We will post news as soon as we are able to confirm anything more.

Confirmed gigs you can always find from this URL:

http://www.stratovarius.com/tour
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I like the word "will" here.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?!
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NeverendingAbyss wrote:I like the word "will" here.
I like it too, I got pretty excited, I'm sure I'll have monstruous orgasms the moment he types "El Salvador" :wink:
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AGAG wrote:
NeverendingAbyss wrote:I like the word "will" here.
I like it too, I got pretty excited, I'm sure I'll have monstruous orgasms the moment he types "El Salvador" :wink:
Hey .... I'd love to go back to .....








El Salvador!!!

:lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

AGAG, Why the "puke" smiley? ???
Because theres no "orgasm" smilie?

:facial: Thats close, I guess. :D
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Sometimes you puke just after you have an orgasm... or well... midst of it.... and a little bit just before :wink: or it may just be me... who knows?

JENS: one more PLEASE...
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This is where the don't ask don't tell policy is a good one.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... =Barf-Gasm
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urbandictionary wrote: Barf-Gasm

When a girl is giving you head. Shove your dick down her throat so far that she vomits. after vomit lube is applied shove your sausage roll into the dark brown cave "ass" and vigorously thrust back and forth until orgasm is achieved.

Dude, I total Barf-Gasmed your mom last night
Well, you never know till You try!

@JENS: I MEAN SERIOUSLY PLEASE!
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AGAG wrote:Sometimes you puke just after you have an orgasm... or well... midst of it.... and a little bit just before :wink: or it may just be me... who knows?
:huh:
After the "oh, God's", biting&scratching are over, I usually just go to sleep. :)
I used to smoke a cig :bandit: but double pneumonia put a halt to that.
Some guys have to get up and eat something afterwards.......I'm not sure if thats a good sign or not. :err:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well, woman are free to sleep after the orgasm, that way we can go and catch a bite before we pass out on the couch... or in the middle of the kitchen... but that may just be me... who knows?? :wink:
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orgasm is great for energy release! :P
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?!
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NeverendingAbyss wrote:orgasm is great for energy release! :P
yah, it burns alot of calories, too!! =P

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browneyedgirl wrote:
NeverendingAbyss wrote:orgasm is great for energy release! :P
yah, it burns alot of calories, too!! =P

:D
If that's so I guess that I could get in shape for christmas if Jens does me the favor of typing "El Salvador" on a regular basis... :)
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(just trying to make it last a little longer)
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SALVADOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i wish as hell to be there!.. but is too far from Mexico =(
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Merciiii!!!

I hope I'll be able to be there. Oh, wait...I have to! I wiiiill !
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(just trying to make it last a little longer)

lol man must of the time i just read forum but this time i had to reply.

couldnt stop laughing for a WHILE
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Good to ear. Hope some of us can come here.

The french team waits also for a tour as everyone here in other countries. :-)

Thanks for the info!
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:lol: :lol:

Deleted post, we are moderated!!! :D :D :D
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AGAG wrote::lol: :lol:

Deleted post, we are moderated!!! :D :D :D
true...
we...
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?!
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NeverendingAbyss wrote:
AGAG wrote::lol: :lol:

Deleted post, we are moderated!!! :D :D :D
true...
we...
are....?
Yes... I got "carried away" by all that orgasm stuff... but hey, I did find out that my bed was wet the other day... so, it worked!
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Yes, I complained :D
What I appreciate is, after the post was removed, my complaint post was removed too. I would have felt like an idiot if I posted complaining about something which didn't exist 8)
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Well, now that we are cool... I'm bored... and I just ate 2 hamburgers with chili... and... I need to "burn some calories"....emmm... Jens? :D
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"burn some calories"....
Are you going to use that line at a fitness center? Tell her to yell El SALVADOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You'd be surprised about how many "calories" you burn :D
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