Cain´s Offering ...Timo K´s new band???

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Re: Cain´s Offering ...Timo K´s new band???

Post by hiro23 » Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:43 pm

No thanks Icecab, don't swing that way :lol:
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Re: Cain´s Offering ...Timo K´s new band???

Post by Ragehead91 » Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:48 pm

STRATOFORUM SEX ORGY! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Cain´s Offering ...Timo K´s new band???

Post by rikkertje » Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:50 pm

Ooooh! Wouldn't that be nice! Some nice 'bonding' between the fans! :lol: :P

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Post by hiro23 » Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:50 pm

Flames section here we come :lol:
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Re: Cain´s Offering ...Timo K´s new band???

Post by Ragehead91 » Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:55 pm

I'll bring all the condoms, the leather, the bondage stuff and the toys!

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:56 pm

Ragehead91 wrote:I'll bring all the condoms, the leather, the bondage stuff and the toys!
I'm in! :lol:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?!

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Post by rikkertje » Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:56 pm

Nice!

I will bring a few camera's! So we can put it on the coming DVD as extras! :lol:

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Re: Cain´s Offering ...Timo K´s new band???

Post by Ragehead91 » Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:00 pm

Yeah! Stratoporn!

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Re: Cain´s Offering ...Timo K´s new band???

Post by rikkertje » Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:04 pm

How should we call the movie?

'Deeper We Go'? :lol:

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:07 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Pornaris, the new Stratoporn album!"
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Post by hiro23 » Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:11 pm

oddly enough it actually sounds like a good title.
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Post by rikkertje » Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:13 pm

hiro23 wrote:oddly enough it actually sounds like a good title.
:lol:

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Re: Cain´s Offering ...Timo K´s new band???

Post by Ragehead91 » Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:40 pm

rikkertje wrote:How should we call the movie?

'Deeper We Go'? :lol:
"What Stratofans do on "Cold Winter Nights": Fucking until "Infinity" like it's the "Last Night on Earth"! There is "No Turning Back"! Fucking so fast like traveling "A Million Lightyears Away" at the "Speed Of Light"! I mean, "We Are Magic"! "We Hold The Key" to the ultimate Sex Orgy! "We Are The Future" of Porn! "What Can I Say" more?

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Post by rikkertje » Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:47 pm

Well maybe you could say that it's our 'Destiny' to have sex for 'Eternity'. This means that the orgy will go on 'Forever'. We will 'Ride (eachother) Like The Wind' and so the 'Years Go By' until we have a 'Blackout' and call for 'S.O.S'. Of course we will be rescued because 'We Are The Future'. After this the orgy will go on for about '4000 Rainy Nights'. Until we finally reach a new 'Millenium'. That's when the orgy ends. Hopefully we can all say 'I'm Still Alive' when it ends!

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Re: Cain´s Offering ...Timo K´s new band???

Post by Ragehead91 » Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:58 pm

Indeed! We will have sex "Forever"!

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Post by Polaris » Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:11 pm

mayhem-for-all wrote:As long as Strato will be the main priority this won't hurt me a bit.
I agree :)

Kotipelto born to sing Stratovarius songs! :D :twisted:

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Re: Cain´s Offering ...Timo K´s new band???

Post by Paola » Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:21 am

ummm, i don't know what can i say, i didn't enter to the forum since...many time and i found this "A stratoforum sex orgy" :?

About the real topic, we'll have to wait and listen them but is a great idea, i've to accept it, it means, I can't wait :P
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Re: Cain´s Offering ...Timo K´s new band???

Post by AGAG » Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:27 am

This is out of topic but, can 10 people have sex online at the same time?? ???

If so, bless the internet...
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Re: Cain´s Offering ...Timo K´s new band???

Post by Ragehead91 » Sat Apr 11, 2009 6:42 pm

Paola wrote:ummm, i don't know what can i say, i didn't enter to the forum since...many time and i found this "A stratoforum sex orgy" :?
Don't you know? From 2009 on this will be an annual event! Every year thousends and thousends of Stratofans from all over the world travel to Finnland to engage in a big sex-orgy to! We bring fans from all around the world together that way! And the best thing is: We make sure that there are even more fans born 9 months later! This is Utopia!

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Post by rikkertje » Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:35 pm

Ragehead91 wrote:
Paola wrote:ummm, i don't know what can i say, i didn't enter to the forum since...many time and i found this "A stratoforum sex orgy" :?
Don't you know? From 2009 on this will be an annual event! Every year thousends and thousends of Stratofans from all over the world travel to Finnland to engage in a big sex-orgy to! We bring fans from all around the world together that way! And the best thing is: We make sure that there are even more fans born 9 months later! This is Utopia!
:lol:

Yes! This way Stratovarius will have fans forever! We will produce the next generetion of fans, and they will produce another one! And so on, and so on...

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Re: Cain´s Offering ...Timo K´s new band???

Post by Ragehead91 » Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:43 pm

rikkertje wrote:
Ragehead91 wrote:
Paola wrote:ummm, i don't know what can i say, i didn't enter to the forum since...many time and i found this "A stratoforum sex orgy" :?
Don't you know? From 2009 on this will be an annual event! Every year thousends and thousends of Stratofans from all over the world travel to Finnland to engage in a big sex-orgy to! We bring fans from all around the world together that way! And the best thing is: We make sure that there are even more fans born 9 months later! This is Utopia!
:lol:

Yes! This way Stratovarius will have fans forever! We will produce the next generetion of fans, and they will produce another one! And so on, and so on...
Yeah! So everybody take part in the big Stratovarius Sex-Orgy in Finnland! The Band will take part in it too! And if we're lucky, RR will also take part in it!

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Re: Cain´s Offering ...Timo K´s new band???

Post by rikkertje » Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:44 pm

Ragehead91 wrote:
rikkertje wrote:
Ragehead91 wrote:
Paola wrote:ummm, i don't know what can i say, i didn't enter to the forum since...many time and i found this "A stratoforum sex orgy" :?
Don't you know? From 2009 on this will be an annual event! Every year thousends and thousends of Stratofans from all over the world travel to Finnland to engage in a big sex-orgy to! We bring fans from all around the world together that way! And the best thing is: We make sure that there are even more fans born 9 months later! This is Utopia!
:lol:

Yes! This way Stratovarius will have fans forever! We will produce the next generetion of fans, and they will produce another one! And so on, and so on...
Yeah! So everybody take part in the big Stratovarius Sex-Orgy in Finnland! The Band will take part in it too! And if we're lucky, RR will also take part in it!
Ooh yes!
I would like to have some private time with TT! :lol: :twisted:

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Re: Cain´s Offering ...Timo K´s new band???

Post by Ragehead91 » Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:46 pm

rikkertje wrote:
Ragehead91 wrote:
rikkertje wrote:
Ragehead91 wrote:
Paola wrote:ummm, i don't know what can i say, i didn't enter to the forum since...many time and i found this "A stratoforum sex orgy" :?
Don't you know? From 2009 on this will be an annual event! Every year thousends and thousends of Stratofans from all over the world travel to Finnland to engage in a big sex-orgy to! We bring fans from all around the world together that way! And the best thing is: We make sure that there are even more fans born 9 months later! This is Utopia!
:lol:

Yes! This way Stratovarius will have fans forever! We will produce the next generetion of fans, and they will produce another one! And so on, and so on...
Yeah! So everybody take part in the big Stratovarius Sex-Orgy in Finnland! The Band will take part in it too! And if we're lucky, RR will also take part in it!
Ooh yes!
I would like to have some private time with TT! :lol: :twisted:
As far as I know he loooooooooooves bondage, so I think I could bring you to together for a bit of domination maybe?

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Re: Cain´s Offering ...Timo K´s new band???

Post by rikkertje » Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:47 pm

Ragehead91 wrote:
rikkertje wrote:
Ragehead91 wrote:
rikkertje wrote:
Ragehead91 wrote:
Paola wrote:ummm, i don't know what can i say, i didn't enter to the forum since...many time and i found this "A stratoforum sex orgy" :?
Don't you know? From 2009 on this will be an annual event! Every year thousends and thousends of Stratofans from all over the world travel to Finnland to engage in a big sex-orgy to! We bring fans from all around the world together that way! And the best thing is: We make sure that there are even more fans born 9 months later! This is Utopia!
:lol:

Yes! This way Stratovarius will have fans forever! We will produce the next generetion of fans, and they will produce another one! And so on, and so on...
Yeah! So everybody take part in the big Stratovarius Sex-Orgy in Finnland! The Band will take part in it too! And if we're lucky, RR will also take part in it!
Ooh yes!
I would like to have some private time with TT! :lol: :twisted:
As far as I know he loooooooooooves bondage, so I think I could bring you to together for a bit of domination maybe?
:twisted: Yes :twisted: Please do that! Oooh, I'm already looking forward to June! :lol:

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Re: Cain´s Offering ...Timo K´s new band???

Post by Ragehead91 » Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:58 pm

rikkertje wrote:
Ragehead91 wrote:
rikkertje wrote:
Ragehead91 wrote:
rikkertje wrote:
Ragehead91 wrote:
Paola wrote:ummm, i don't know what can i say, i didn't enter to the forum since...many time and i found this "A stratoforum sex orgy" :?
Don't you know? From 2009 on this will be an annual event! Every year thousends and thousends of Stratofans from all over the world travel to Finnland to engage in a big sex-orgy to! We bring fans from all around the world together that way! And the best thing is: We make sure that there are even more fans born 9 months later! This is Utopia!
:lol:

Yes! This way Stratovarius will have fans forever! We will produce the next generetion of fans, and they will produce another one! And so on, and so on...
Yeah! So everybody take part in the big Stratovarius Sex-Orgy in Finnland! The Band will take part in it too! And if we're lucky, RR will also take part in it!
Ooh yes!
I would like to have some private time with TT! :lol: :twisted:
As far as I know he loooooooooooves bondage, so I think I could bring you to together for a bit of domination maybe?
:twisted: Yes :twisted: Please do that! Oooh, I'm already looking forward to June! :lol:
Yeah! Tell all your friends about it! They can come too!

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Re: Cain´s Offering ...Timo K´s new band???

Post by AGAG » Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:17 am

OMG so heaven does exist after all!!
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Post by Ragehead91 » Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:54 am

Yeah! Heaven will come to earth this June :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Cain´s Offering ...Timo K´s new band???

Post by DawnIsHere » Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:30 pm

:lol: It is oddly enough, 'cause I'm actually traveling to Finland in June :shock:

Do I have to worry? :roll: :D
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Re: Cain´s Offering ...Timo K´s new band???

Post by Ragehead91 » Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:51 pm

No! You also can visit the big Sex orgy! Don't be afraid! We don't bite...Unless you want us to! :wink:

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Re: Cain´s Offering ...Timo K´s new band???

Post by rikkertje » Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:52 pm

I really like to bite... :twisted:

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