The Rikkertje Mystery

Ragehead91 · Post by **Ragehead91** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:43 pm

rikkertje wrote:
Ragehead91 wrote:THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD FLOOT THE NETHERLANDS!
Hey Rage! Do you still want to borrow my unscrewable vagina?

Okay, okay, sorry.

But do you remember where I got that line from? Do you remember the germany comedy show "Die Wochenshow"? They had one segment where they would parody our current chancellor Angela Merkel long before she was chancellor. They did a Interview segment and no matter what they talked about, her solution for every problem we had was flooding the Netherlands

rikkertje · Post by **rikkertje** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:16 pm

Haha ok! No, I never saw that!

Ragehead91 · Post by **Ragehead91** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:21 pm

You should look it up on Youtube. I'm sure it is somewhere on there.

hiro23 · Post by **hiro23** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:39 pm

My solution to everything is to poke it with a stick

Ragehead91 · Post by **Ragehead91** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:52 pm

*steals risk exchangable Vagina*
NOW DO IT! FLOOD THE NETHERLANDS! FAST!

rikkertje · Post by **rikkertje** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:10 am

Haha! You dirty bastard! Now I will screw my uncrewable penis into a hole of you that was never ment to be screwed in!:p

You're SCREWED!!!

sanichi · Post by **sanichi** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:52 pm

wow...thats getting scary in here

let's just flood them....NOW!

Ragehead91 · Post by **Ragehead91** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:35 pm

Come on guys! Help us flood the netherlands an all our problems will be sloved!

Mormegil · Post by **Mormegil** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:00 pm

"There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch."

Ragehead91 · Post by **Ragehead91** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:35 pm

SO FLOOD THE NETHERLANDS! IT WILL MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE!

rikkertje · Post by **rikkertje** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:53 pm

Does that mean I also have to lave the Strato-forum? It seems you don't appreciate the dutch anymore...

Mormegil · Post by **Mormegil** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:22 pm

Are you kidding? You have the red light district and "coffee" shops, which make Netherlands a great candidate for a future vacation-resort for me. Of course we appreciate the Dutch.

Ragehead91 · Post by **Ragehead91** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:41 pm

Just do us two favoures:
1. Kill her:

2. Bring him back to life:

sanichi · Post by **sanichi** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:09 pm

hehe, we all love the Dutch for sure, rikkertje

the legal pot smoking, the windmills, the cheese....and not to forget the Urilift toilets

Ragehead, who is that guy you want to bring back to life?! Should I know him?

Ragehead91 · Post by **Ragehead91** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:12 pm

His name is Rudi Carrell. He is a famous comedian who came over from the netherlands to germany. He was really awesome but from the 90s on they really watered him down. He died in 2006.

hiro23 · Post by **hiro23** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:58 pm

Rikkertje:it's cool man, if they flood your country I'll make sure you can live in mine

Ragehead91 · Post by **Ragehead91** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:00 pm

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH!

hiro23 · Post by **hiro23** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:04 pm

Ragehead91 wrote:AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH!

That's right

Ragehead91 · Post by **Ragehead91** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:05 pm

I love that song XD

hiro23 · Post by **hiro23** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:12 pm

Ragehead:your cool man, I love that sarcastic humor of yours.

Ragehead91 · Post by **Ragehead91** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:16 pm

Thanks XD

hiro23 · Post by **hiro23** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:25 pm

Ragehead:you know if you and I lived closer together I'm sure we'd hang out.

Bathory Killcraft · Post by **Bathory Killcraft** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:55 am

hiro23 wrote:Ragehead:you know if you and I lived closer together I'm sure we'd hang out.

GAY ALERT!!!!!!

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:22 am

@Rik, so its true pot is legal where you live?

Man, how do you all get anything done?

You live in a very free country, I mean, a person can live out their wildest fantasies and not get arrested. How come, then your country is not overpopulated? Everybody immigrating there. I mean, logically....

Oh, never mind......

hiro23 · Post by **hiro23** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:36 am

Bathory:is every guy who's friendly to each other gay to you?

BEG:They have laws there, just different from ours, but yes I looked it up, pot is legal there I believe.

rikkertje · Post by **rikkertje** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:28 am

Yes, pot is legal here. And still I'm going to move out of this country in 2 years. There are so much other stupid laws and rules here. It drives me completely nuts.

hiro23 · Post by **hiro23** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:19 am

Rik:It's cool man, at least you guys get the cool metal bands in Europe.

Ragehead91 · Post by **Ragehead91** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:40 am

Now the only thing that needs to happen is that the media actually acknowledges those metal bands rather then ignore them.

sanichi · Post by **sanichi** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:12 pm

As long as you're not moving to Germany

, we have no need for another useless Dutch over here

, no just kidding...hehe

But I know what you mean concering stupid laws and stuff like that, I'm probably not gonna stay in Germany as well when I'm done with school, cause there're so many things here I sometimes can hardly stand anymore. Then again, it's probably like that just in any country...

Ragehead91 · Post by **Ragehead91** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:26 pm

Agreed. I don't think that the perfect country exists.

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