Funny Strato Member Pics

[hiro23]

[palarmux]

My turn! I love this pic.

Timo: Ok, Lauri. why don't you start with Father Time?

I like that pic. Lauri looks really much Ari koivunen at this pic

[browneyedgirl]

Seriously, can Lauri sing? He has music running through his genes/DNA pool so it would not surprise me if he could take a serious stab at it! :music:

[Ragehead91]

Ssssshhhhh! Don't speak it out loud! Or Koti may really start to plot against Lauri!

[Eugenia]

Ssssshhhhh! Don't speak it out loud! Or Koti may really start to plot against Lauri!

[hiro23]

There can be only one singer *slice and sound of head rolling*

[palarmux]

Ssssshhhhh! Don't speak it out loud! Or Koti may really start to plot against Lauri!

Hehe Rage. You have all best phrases

[Florian]

Not really surprising

[Arkash]

- Heeey, it works! That shit is making music!




Not very funny I know but well, every Jens pic is funny in itself!





- My precious, it's mine, dont take my bass away from me!

[browneyedgirl]

When Jens was younger. Which one of these cute blonds is he?

[Arkash]

I'd say the middle one, the most crazy!

[hiro23]

He's the one in the middle and anders is at the end

[palarmux]

When Jens was younger. Which one of these cute blonds is he?

hehe. Doesn't look Jens.

[Polaris]

When Jens was younger. Which one of these cute blonds is he?

I never saw this before

[Florian]

I'm 90% sure Jens is not the first on the photo. So I think he is the middle one too (and Anders the last).

Does anybody have the year of this photo? 1982, 1983? Isn't it a photo of Silver Mountain?

[eagledreamr]

Yep, almost sure is in the middle and that Anders is on the right.

This picture appears on Jens' website along with other (funny) pictures.

[Ragehead91]

- My precious, it's mine, dont take my bass away from me!

*Laurri Looks in the Mirror and talks to himself ala Gollum from Lord of the Rings*
"Laurri, we have to get away from here! It is not save here! Timo wants to steal our bass and cut our throat!"
"No, our friend Timo is! He never would cut our throat!"
"Yes he will! He wants to shut us up and take our precious Bass away!"
"NO! Kotipelto would never do such things to us! You're lying to us!"
"We're not lying! We have to watch out!"
"No! They'll never hurt us!"
"Yes they will! No fast, let's run away before it is too late!"
"But We can't! We have to play the tour!"
"But we have to save our bass...Our precious bass, our treasure!"
"How can we say that?"
"Don't We see the creed and jealousy in their eyes? They're evil! They want to shut us up and take the bass away!"
"Really?"
"Look into Kotipelto's eyes! That evil lair! Or Jörg! You can never trust the germans! Or Jens and Matias! They want to harm us! But we're better than them! We're more intellegent! They can't fool us! We know the truth!"

[Arkash]

Shit, that's brilliant, I was thinking you were talking of TT at the first use of Timo's name but hell, yes!

[hiro23]

[DawnIsHere]

Jens again (from his Myspace):

[eagledreamr]

Actually, on the second picture, Anders is the funniest!

[hiro23]

Jens is dressed up more normal then anders in the second picture, what's the deal with the leopard print tights?

[Florian]

Jens' photo on the first picture is one of the funniest I have seen!

[kameli]

Some pics from Jens' ancient homepage(http://www.panix.com/~jens/index.par)

[shg]

Please note Jens's fingers!

Hmm... How does it go...?

[Ragehead91]

Kotipelto thinks "I always knew this crazy Swede was retarted...How come he is part of the band anyway?"

Lauri Porra
1. possibility
Thinks: "Wait, I know this girl in the front row. This is my ex! And how is that son of a bitch with her? Her new bf? She looks at me! Now she is kissing him! That little, dirty whore! Hold me back or I'll jump from the stage and kill'em both!"
2. possibility
Thinks: "Shit. How does it work? I know it was a bad Idea to tell them I could play bass when I've really just started playing a week ago. Shit! What do I do know? I guess I just have to pretend. Nobody gives a shit about the bass player anyway. The singer and the guitarist get all the hot chicks. We get nothing. Fuck. What was I thinking when I bought this piece of shit bass? Fuck this. I'll go home now."

[palarmux]

Kotipelto thinks "I always knew this crazy Swede was retarted...How come he is part of the band anyway?"

Lauri Porra
1. possibility
Thinks: "Wait, I know this girl in the front row. This is my ex! And how is that son of a bitch with her? Her new bf? She looks at me! Now she is kissing him! That little, dirty whore! Hold me back or I'll jump from the stage and kill'em both!"
2. possibility
Thinks: "Shit. How does it work? I know it was a bad Idea to tell them I could play bass when I've really just started playing a week ago. Shit! What do I do know? I guess I just have to pretend. Nobody gives a shit about the bass player anyway. The singer and the guitarist get all the hot chicks. We get nothing. Fuck. What was I thinking when I bought this piece of shit bass? Fuck this. I'll go home now."

Ragehead... I like you!

[Ragehead91]

"Hey guys! Come fast! I've found Jens' porn collection!"

[palarmux]

"Hey guys! Come fast! I've found Jens' porn collection!"

LOOL!

[Arkash]

"Shit. How does it work? I know it was a bad Idea to tell them I could play bass when I've really just started playing a week ago. Shit! What do I do know? I guess I just have to pretend. Nobody gives a shit about the bass player anyway. The singer and the guitarist get all the hot chicks. We get nothing. Fuck. What was I thinking when I bought this piece of shit bass? Fuck this. I'll go home now."

Well, matters of the bass player scenic action, look at Marco Hietala, Ville Sorvali, Yves Hutts, Samy Hinkka, and many more!