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[NeverendingAbyss]

I should have added an extra step--

8. Let Priapus bestow His grace all over the masked man's face.

The ironwaffle is a Samsung. A really good brand. Do you like the color, though? I never really got to know your favorite color, just your favorite brand.

[Stratowarius]

OK. Number 8 saved you. A simple question though. Who is the masked man for you? Is it the one with a questionmark for head? In this case, I would like to be masked too, so I could get Priapus blessing. Is it possible?

Now to the waffles.

I say Waffleiron
you say Ironwaffle.
I say tomato,
you say potato,
let's call the whole thing off.

Forget the iron. I will bye a new one today. Red! I am a bit doubtful about irons that most of the time are invisible. The waffles have a tendency to disappear when you are starting to eat them. Hope you will like the new one. The waffles will no longer be half burnt.
See you tonight with the most wellbaked waffles you ever had-in my house anyway.

[NeverendingAbyss]

The masked man is a rhetorical illusion of a common member in this forum. Who could it be?!
Let Priapus unmask him with his blessing microphallus

ironwaffle
waffleiron
Which one does waffles and which one does iron again?

[Stratowarius]

Do you really believe that Priapus can do that? Unmask in that way? Then I'm not so sure I want that mask and blessing. I am not a microphallusenthusiast even if I am a member of Priapus congregation nowadays. I am there mostly for A10's sake. I stalk him you know.

I can see that you liked our new IRONWAFFLEWAFFLES (I suppose you know best what it's called, I had not baked a single waffle before I met you and your strange taste) What about the jam? It's a mix of berries from elder-tree and lingonberry. Rather exclusive! Tell me if you want more! That sirup you want is impossible to buy here,at least in my shop in the middle of Helsinki.
Now I have to clean up after our waffleparty. See you tonight.

[NeverendingAbyss]

The essence of a jam is an essence of pristine delight! I love all those berries combined into one!
If it's nearly impossible to get them, how did you get them~?
I could get you some maple syrup. I will invade New England to bring you the best flavor!
More on this tonight!

[Stratowarius]

Here we go again. You asked about my jam and I have to admit that the person, with a worried face, you may have seen puting food in my refrigerator and freezer is my mother. And she is the one who fixes the jam.
Why the worried face, you wonder and I am sorry to say that you are the reason for that. She sometimes wonder if I have brownies on my loft, especially since I put up that pic of you on my wall. She has studied it many times and askes me perpetually why I have a pic of some diffuse humanlike thing beside a bunch of waffles under my bed as a picture. I haven't tried to tell her the truth, when I am sure she then will call for an ambulance. But this is my problem and don't let it influence you. See you tonight.

[NeverendingAbyss]

BROWNIES?!?!?!!!!
I LOVE THEM!
Please ask your mom to bake some brownies for me! I will pay her with happy smileys! :luv1: :cyclop: :square: :banana1: :luv2: :ola: :leapfrog: :comfort: :jump2: :yum2: :viking: :w00t: :spin2: :spin1: :spin3: :winknudge: :party:

[Stratowarius]

Have you gone bananas? My mom should faint if she saw you, and you must promise not to try those stupid happy smiles on her. She only comes here once a week and often when you have left. Thank the Lord.
We have languagedifficulties. Puh what a difficult word. You think brownie is a cake. In my conception it is a goodnatured goblin believed to perform household chores at night. A cake making chores? And what about Ironwaffles, waffleirons. We may have a problem there.

[NeverendingAbyss]

so... no brownies?
It's OK. Language is an obstacle but OUR BOND IS A MOTIVATOR! ironwaffle and waffleiron are just a confound word. BUT BUT!!! Only misereres use the term "ironiron, wafflewaffle" and I know you are not a miserere.

Wait, if your mom hasn't met me yet, then who was that girl you were with? Please don't tell me it was Jenn...

[Stratowarius]

Jenn? Never! She lives ten minutes from here. With someone that is very jealous

What is wafflewaffle? I don't understand. Maybe I am a Miserere anyway.

[NeverendingAbyss]

a wafflewaffle is an exponential input word, if wafflewaffle can be summed into the equation waffle=nom, then how many Noms will I produce if we have 5 waffles?

[Stratowarius]

Three??? Nomnomnoms???

[NeverendingAbyss]

Close enough!

It's actually nom²·5
which gives us nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom∞

[Stratowarius]

Gosh how clever you are. With wafflewaffles and Marylandwater and names on the Rivers. I am indeed impressed. Oh I almost forgot. The Sprinklers.

Someone at the door. It must be my friend Lauri (yes same name as our StratoLauri) We are going to drink some beer so I have to leave you for tonight. Se you later.

[NeverendingAbyss]

I hope you don't drink that potion that causes you to vomit aggressively again!

[Stratowarius]

Sorry! I thougt I learnt my lesson. But no. I don't feel 100 today. More like + - 0. Have to try to endure it. I think I stay in bed all day. Sorry you are not here, so I could have someone to talk to. Looking forward to tonight then. Maybe I can manage some waffles after all...See you-or not see you, that is the question...

[NeverendingAbyss]

I will be here tonight. It's the precious weekend so I can now relax.
I picked up an aspirin and some green tea. Hopefully that will help you with the pain. I also hope you finally learned your lesson. I never liked the guys you hang out with.

[Stratowarius]

Oh dear. Oh dear! :cry You are absolutely right about those guys and I will try to go on without them. You have a good influence on me and I am a bit ashamed that you so often had to take care of me. Even as invisible you have an effect on my behaviour and I will really try to conduct in a more sensible way. The weekends have a tendency to run off the track, but I promise you, to try to improve. Many tries, yes, but I can see myself from another side (indeed more invisible before your invisibility made it visible) and a promise is a promise.

I am totally Ok now after a days sleep and will probably stay up all night long. Hope to see you this time.

[AAAAAAAAAA 2.0]

NEA sure is a man who takes care of you, dear Stratowarius. I wish he could take care of my microphallus.

[browneyedgirl]

Jenn??? Never!!! She lives ten minutes from here. With someone that is very jealous

Jenn? I hope not because she is married!

[AAAAAAAAA]

This is not my buzzziness but doesn't Jenn live here in Texas. Do we have another "underbedsleeper" now, that moves around under different beds? I thougt Nea was unique and that this was the whole story here... What is the world comming to??

[Stratowarius]

NEA sure is a man who takes care of you, dear Stratowarius. I wish he could take care of my microphallus.

Sorry A2.O. I don't think Nea, as you call him, is in the least interested in your Microphallus, and he has a lot of other things to consider. Among studies, sprinklerinstallations in different States, counting Rivers with strange names, the watersituation in Maryland and from my view not least. ME. I depend on his good influence and I hope to improve a good deal under his guidance. So you have to find some more suitable person for the managing of your precious Microphallus. Why not some of the other big A's. They seem to be very Micromacromediophallusenthusiastic. Puhpuh.

[NeverendingAbyss]

That is correct, dear Stratowarius. I can only aid the man who is kind enough to give me a little room under his bed. A10-2.0, don't you have Priapus to take care of your microphallus?

[AAAAAAAAA]

NEA sure is a man who takes care of you, dear Stratowarius. I wish he could take care of my microphallus.

I think in your case you have to make SOME effort to take care of your own Micromacromedio. Don't expect others to do to you what you will do to them...That Wariussuggestion about Nitrooil was maybe not a bad idea. Why not try it?

[AAAAAAAAAA 2.0]

I tried it and it felt like a bliss of pristine pleasure. Any other suggestions to reach the zenith of power, Mr. Warius?

[NeverendingAbyss]

He also recommends an odorless drink for cleansing the soul and waffle crumbles stuck between my teeth.

[TimoToikki]

Any other suggestions to reach the zenith of power, Mr. Warius?

You are pissing my art.
I wrote that song for my first wife. Damn, she was a fascist

[AAAAAAAAA]

Now you are at it again. Talking about old girlfriends and wifes. When shall you ever learn?

[Stratowarius]

He also recommends an odorless drink for cleansing the soul and waffle crumbles stuck between my teeth.

Did I? Are you sure? When? Can't remember. Must have been far away in my thoughts. Was it the night when I came home five o'clock and was a bit sick? Did we really talk about cleansing the soul? Doesn't sound like me. You are maybe a profound guy, but I? Soul? What did I say more? I think I remembered you asked me how we could use the Nitrooil and I had some ideas for those A-guys. But was it really serious? Wasn't it more drunkennesstalk? Has someone taken my adwice? Has someone blown up? Tell me you are joking please.

[NeverendingAbyss]

Did I??Are you sure? When? Can't remember. Must have been far away in my thoughts.Was it the night when I came home five o'clock and was a bit sick? Did we really talk about cleansing the soul? Doesn't sound like me. You are maybe a profound guy, but I? Soul? What did I say more? I think I remembered you asked me how we could use the Nitrooil and I had some ideas for those A-guys. But was it really serious? Wasn't it more drunkennesstalk? Have someone taken my adwice? Have someone blown up? Tell me you are joking please.

Don't you remember?
It was on Thursday! You know, when your "friends" went to pick you up for that inconceivable night? You were wasted.
It was opaque even for me. All I heard was the odorless drink and how you managed to run away after a HIRCINE chased you down the Red Square. WHAT A NIGHT!