How to change nick ?

[Stratowarius]

Someone is asking me to move the MICRO and MACROPENISES to Flame, but that is IMPOSSIBLE!!
They are all over this place. It is an INUNDATION of penises here and we can't have every thread on Flames,so you have to hold out.

And I can't help that I laugh a lot to that crazy A-family. They are hilarius, arn't they? I may ask them if they have a little place for me there in Phallas, so I can go there between the gigs. :jump2:

[Stratowarius]

Hi! I just got a mail from Pain. He wants to go with us to US and he thinks he has a splendid idea. He will be one of our roadies and help me (why, oh why just me). He realizes that he can have some difficulties with workpermission and hope I can fix that. As soon as we are there he thinks he can do what he most want. Sing.

He also sent me some pathetic pics. (the same he sent to all newspapers in the world, I think) He said that he is practising for triathlon and gosh he has muscles to show. That would be a roadie to point out. "It's good for my singinglungs", he said.

[Stratowarius]

Someone missed me in Lorris film. In justice!!And I'm sure you can guess why I wasn't there. Yes someone-and you know who-confiscated me and I didn't dare to protest. I dont't especially like the Gulag-province in Siberia.

All the other guys ran around and had fun and I had to listen to endless stories about what happened in KGB and how mobbed someone was because of his big interest. Singing metal. I didn't even taste their wodka because to all other miseries that someone is a teetotaller. :drop:

I hope though that in Porris next film I got the leading part. :heil:

[Stratowarius]

Hi! Now you can see a too short film of me where I sleep and a similarly short one where I am awake. Porri would rather have some werewolfs and vampires parading but he found none and the unenlightened guy didn't know that you NEVER see them in sunshine. And gosh there was 50 degrees sunshine-at least.

He talkes a lot about metal-but can we hear any? No! Maybe next film will show more music and more me. The art would win by that.

[Stratowarius]

YIPPEE! Today I got my A-familymemberadmissionemailpaperassafeasanypaperwriting. I am now A 463, but I am allowed to keep my nick here. Priapus law. Thank you. We are only a few members on this Forum as you can see.

I'm sure some of you have understood
that I'm not the real JJ and now I have to crawl to the cross and tell the truth. Priapus law. I am not JJ. I am Stratowarius AND A463.

I also got a list over the other A-brothers and I am really stunned. I can tell you it is a distinguished collection, but I am not allowed to give you any names. Priapus law again. It was though a name I missed there. Icecar is not an A-member, even if he lives in the A-dense Seattlearea.

I will finish this off and tell you that I am immoderatly proud over my new character and I greet you now as A 463...

[Stratowarius]

Hi ! On tour again!! It's so great and we have a lot of fun. We are in the big country Germany and it's almost like home. They talk German and not Finnish and that is nice for a change. Jörg is babbling on, of course, with anyone he sees and he is like a fish in blue water. The Finns talk among themself sometimes in their lingo and they think I don't understand, but, ha, ha, I have learnt a lot under this years. They often say how much they love me and that is nice to hear.

See you on tour.

[Dave]

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[palarmux]

im gonna be crazy!

[Stratowarius]

That Icecar is a bit impertinent, when he stubbornly talks about that damn toilet, that almost by himself exploded in Hungary (or was it Austria?).

I have no cause whatever to regret the deed. That mug was an ugly, unpleasant thing and it was charitable of me to let him go to his maker. So I will hear no more criticism over that from now on...

[Stratowarius]

Hi. Now we are in Poland and gosh how many Poles there are here. They swarm and they talk even more strange then Finns. But they are very friendly and nice.

I have a question to you. Last week you complained over all the A's here and now you, on the contrary, miss them SO much. Maybe you have forced them to have fun on other Forums?
That apperently makes some of you very happy and there was even one of you who thanked higher forces for the message that RR is back. Sometimes I have the feeling that those individuals, who hate A's, love TT over everything and should prefer HIM(ler) here. But this is Stratovarius Forum and I am so grateful when you remember that and talk to us, about us.

[Stratowarius]

Breaking Vaticannews, Breaking Vaticannews.

Josses record has leaked. Rivers!!

I have downloaded Josses new record (I got his permission) and I can tell you it's the record of the year. It will stay on everyone of his fans Christmasrecordplayer for a long time.

It is 9 songs and they sound almost the same. It is Litanies and one - and mostly the others too - goes like this.

Kyrie eleison,
Christie Ele-ele-ison elei,
Kyrie Eleison,
Domine Miserere,
and so on, and on, and on.

Josse has a strong voice and his German accent(is he from Hessen) gives a special touch to the songs. This will be a must in every Santa Claus-sack .

Edit: I had to say this, otherwise the blessing hands had disappered.

[Stratowarius]

:)Hi! Now we are in Nippons beautiful land and we have been here so often that it is almost like home. We can even find our streetways. Sometimes.
Today I have understood that we have got a new-old member in the Forum. I don't dare to give his name from fear of being moved-by me-to the Flamesight. But he has really changed. I could hardly understand that it really was him. He has been like a chessplayer. He started very humble with a peasantoffer and one couldn't grasp what he wanted and suddenly came his demand. He wanted us all to give him our Tv's. He is starting a foodprogram and will sell the TV's and for all the money he get he will buy new ones to those he wishes to see his program. Farfetched? Yes maybe. But the thougt is good and different, for this person. And IF there are any money left they go to an operaprojekt for those living on the other side of the moon. (I heard that from A9)
So good people, give from your heart all the TV's you can dispense with. That will help the poor people on the moon. Not those on the illuminated side, those on the black...
That must be worth our earnest consideration. Or

[Stratowarius]

Here we are now. From one big city to another. And we sing of course.


Start spreading the news,
We are coming today,
We want to be a part of it, New York, New York,
This vagabond band is longing to stray,
Right through the very heart of it, New York, New York.
We wanna make up a city, that doesn't sleep,
And find we are kings of the hill, topp of the heap,
If we can make it here,
We'll make it anywhere,
It's up to you New York, New York.

Now it's up to you to wish us good luck...

[Stratowarius]

Hi again. That was that. New York, New York. Big city.

Now we are in a little bus again (eg. big bus,I think Porri will show you later on, how big or small)on our way to TORONTO, one of the most populous towns in Canada.
I have been here before and I like the city and the friendly population very much. They make a savoury whiskey here too.

[Stratowarius]

Here we go again.


Back in a glad mans town,
The first kick we got,
When we hit the ground,
You end up like a Finn that,
has played too much,
till you spend half your life,
just covering up.

Back in the U.S.A,
Back in the U.S.A,
Back in the U.S.A.

We are cool rocking guys in the U.S.A.
Back in Boston town, in the U.S.A.
We are cool looking guys, in the U.S.A.........