Man sentenced to 3 years for raping a horse

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HAHAHAHA!!

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Kill yourself.

Are you ok!? You sound a little hoarse! :crazy1: :repuke: :puke: :splat: :rotflmao2:

[ggonza43]

I thought it was a good joke (not like "the best joke ever", but quite funny )

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I thought it was a good joke (not like "the best joke ever", but quite funny )

I expected you would find my humor a little cheesy :laff:

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[ggonza43]

I thought it was a good joke (not like "the best joke ever", but quite funny )

I expected you would find my humor a little cheesy :laff:

:poke: :bounce2:

I got totally owned !!

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I thought it was a good joke (not like "the best joke ever", but quite funny )

I expected you would find my humor a little cheesy :laff:

:poke: :bounce2:

I got totally owned !!

That's what Kunta Kinte said! :repuke: :puke: :rotflmao1: :rotflmao2: :jump2: :luv3:

[NeverendingAbyss]

I remember installing sprinklers in Annapolis!

Spotsylvania is a nice place. However it's full of damn corn fields it makes my stomach go wild. There's a King's Dominion near there, but I think it's in Prince William's county.

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Huuu Spotsylvania? Rumania? Dracula?Did you see anyone? In reality? How do they look? As in the movies? Or are they even scarier?

[NeverendingAbyss]

Surprisingly they used to be legends of former slaves to scare the children so they can go to bed early. Now it's like a Halloween2. They celebrate eating nomnoms and dressing as such characters. I take part of this holiday every year (except for the customs)

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How this threads have the will of their own. This one is supposed to deal with raped horses and now we are discussing strange behaviours in the state of Maryland. You have earlier told us about their remarkable rivernames and now this. Are you sure it is salubrios for you to work there? And why do you except customs? Is it dangerous? And are you sure that they only DRESS like those figures? It sounds scary to me anyway.

[NeverendingAbyss]

Well it depends where you work. Baltimore is scary! I wouldn't step in that place even if it was for nomnoms!
I consolidate myself in working near water. It soothes me down for some reason. I think after a bowflex time it is necessary to jump into the crystal waters of the Susquehanna

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I just bought a horse

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:lol:Congrat! Horses are nice and what you do with your own horse is not something we have reason to diskuss here on Stratoforum. It is something between you and him (it?). Are you using onkel J's stable? Can we borrow him(it)??For riding I mean !

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Well it depends where you work. Baltimore is scary! I wouldn't step in that place even if it was for nomnoms!
I consolidate myself in working near water. It soothes me down for some reason. I think after a bowflex time it is necessary to jump into the crystal waters of the Susquehanna

Isn't Anacostia, Youghiogheny or Conococheague (puh, puh)easier to jump into? They sound like really suitable bathing-rivers in late autumn.
Now you can see what that damn bowflex has done to you. After some hours with that Helvetiamashine you no longer hesitate to put your poor human body, among the cold-blooded creatures, in that substance reduced to an almost solid state, by the low temperature. May Priapus help you to get rid of those, a little crazy,obsessions. I mean both the Bowflex and the icy-bathing.

[NeverendingAbyss]

I think it is causing me some problems. However it's nothing to fear. It's not deadly.... I think.
Anacostia! My first place of installing sprinklers!

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I have a swine. She was injected against the swine flu and now hops around! Oink Oink!
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[Stratowarius]

Oh!Don't take the hopping as a healthsign! It may be her last jump. Swines are sensitive to shots and she may be your last swine...

[Stratowarius]

I think it is causing me some problems. However it's nothing to fear. It's not deadly.... I think.
Anacostia! My first place of installing sprinklers!

What sort of problems? You must be more careful. Ok for sprinklers, butbut, bowflexflex-bathing can't be necessarily.
Do you remember my friend Lauri(not Strato-Lauri)? We were out tonight and he knocked a guy and we had to run-not fun...You were right, he is crazy...

[NeverendingAbyss]

Ahhh! LAURI! Don't mention that guy again! He gave me such a headache last time!
But why did he knock that guy? What's his intent?

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I just bought a horse

I just bought a horsefarmer.

[RazielSR]

PRIAPUS TRYING TO RAPE A GUY IN THE DESERT

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[ggonza43]

My god!! That HAS to be the worst fight ever!!

[RazielSR]

My god!! That HAS to be the worst fight ever!!

It is! and this is the best hunting ever!

http://www.kladblog.com/embed_flv.asp?i ... /schot.flv

[Mormegil]

My god!! That HAS to be the worst fight ever!!

I beg to differ:
(sorry, couldn't find one without the Mystery Science Theatre commentary)

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[RazielSR]

[ggonza43]