Wait, what?In the name of Odin - Father Christmas has got some amazing present for you here at tobiassammet.com. Are you a true Avantasia-warrior? If so, then get ready to take your chance. The master of Opera Metal and Metal Opera offers his army of loyal fans a once-in-a-lifetime chance of winning something really cool! All you have to do is talk to the mayor of your home town or the city closest to you into putting up a stone monument in honor of Tobias Sammet on a public square. The monument has to be made from solid stone, have a minimum height of 4 meters (approx 13 foot), and it should be clear that the shown person is Tobias Sammet himself. Once built, take a photo of the monument and send it to monument@tobiassammet.com. The reward for the best monument (as chosen by a jury at tobiassammet.com) will be the publication of the photo on one of the forthcoming DVDs and a poster, signed by members of Avantasia (depending on availability...).
Take your chance! Now!!!
Deadline is the 24th of December so pictures submitted after the deadline cannot be taken into consideration. Good look and toy toy toy!
Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...
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Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...
Have you seen the tons of pictures he has of himself? http://www.tobiassammet.com/
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Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...
Would 0,5 m high snowman suffice?
I love this guy's sense of humour.
I love this guy's sense of humour.
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Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...
You know, guys like Freddy Mercury or Phil Lynott get monuments. And I hate to break it to you Tobi, you're not on the same level as those 2.
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Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...
I hate to break it to you, but I don't Tobias thinks that either. 
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Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...
This guy is disgusting...
I'd send a monument of him made of shit.
What a pity, he has lost his mind.
I'd send a monument of him made of shit.
What a pity, he has lost his mind.
Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...
LOL
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Mathematics is physics without a purpose
Mathematics is physics without a purpose
Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...
This sammet is just mad nowadays.
This is not humor, that is just a mask for his ego.
This is not humor, that is just a mask for his ego.
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Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...
Maybe he had a bit much coffee or something today 
I like the dude. Anyway I also thought this was pretty funny, but I guess this type of ironic humor can be misunderstood...
I like the dude. Anyway I also thought this was pretty funny, but I guess this type of ironic humor can be misunderstood...
Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...
Yeah, I just think it's a kind of April's fool joke, a little bite early, or late, whatever, but well...
But I think that's true he's a megaloman, I've read somewhere that he even traficated the sound and mics at an Avantasia gig so the other singers' mics would not be as powerful as his...pathetic!!!
But I think that's true he's a megaloman, I've read somewhere that he even traficated the sound and mics at an Avantasia gig so the other singers' mics would not be as powerful as his...pathetic!!!
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Many mountains we have climbed
But all the bad times are behind
The road is free - I'm coming home
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Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...
Yeah!
Yet another splendid idea from that big, entertaining mouth... fingers?
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Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...
its a joke, people don't need to be complete morons about this
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Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...
If Ragehead ever digs into the ocean of mysteries known as Type O Negative, what they have had in store and what they seem to represent, I am here to read those shocking moments of his life. You think some completely irrational and out of nowhere statue building competition was odd?icecab21 wrote:its a joke, people don't need to be complete morons about this
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Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...
I have a friend named Miditek who can help you with that. How many bags do you need?Lurdi wrote: I'd send a monument of him made of shit.
Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...
C'mon you can tell this is obviously a joke, Tobias is known for his off beat sense of humor.
metal feeds the beast
Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...
Not many, you know, I don't think it's gonna be THAT big.AAAAAAAAAA wrote:I have a friend named Miditek who can help you with that. How many bags do you need?Lurdi wrote: I'd send a monument of him made of shit.
Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...
"Beneath the freezing sky arrives Winter's Verge..."
http://www.wintersverge.com
I'm going to hell, and loving the ride!
http://www.wintersverge.com
I'm going to hell, and loving the ride!
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Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...
Actually I think a giant monument made of shit would be more offensive than a small one. :laff:Lurdi wrote:Not many, you know, I don't think it's gonna be THAT big.AAAAAAAAAA wrote:I have a friend named Miditek who can help you with that. How many bags do you need?Lurdi wrote: I'd send a monument of him made of shit.
If you have any extras I have other ideas for shit-statues but uh..."no-name, no-flame" as the saying goes :rotflmao1:
I better send you some extra bags just in case; we're really running out of room here in Phalluzuena :nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
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Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...
Phalluzuela is getting smelly. We need a sanitary code here. I'll ship some bags of poo-poo first thing in the morning! 
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AAAAAAAAAA wrote:I have a friend named Miditek who can help you with that. How many bags do you need?Lurdi wrote: I'd send a monument of him made of shit.
That Borat bastard stole a cool idea and then went and got rich off of it!
P.S.- should the bags already be on fire?
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