Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...

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Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...

Post by Ragehead91 » Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:55 pm

In the name of Odin - Father Christmas has got some amazing present for you here at tobiassammet.com. Are you a true Avantasia-warrior? If so, then get ready to take your chance. The master of Opera Metal and Metal Opera offers his army of loyal fans a once-in-a-lifetime chance of winning something really cool! All you have to do is talk to the mayor of your home town or the city closest to you into putting up a stone monument in honor of Tobias Sammet on a public square. The monument has to be made from solid stone, have a minimum height of 4 meters (approx 13 foot), and it should be clear that the shown person is Tobias Sammet himself. Once built, take a photo of the monument and send it to monument@tobiassammet.com. The reward for the best monument (as chosen by a jury at tobiassammet.com) will be the publication of the photo on one of the forthcoming DVDs and a poster, signed by members of Avantasia (depending on availability...).

Take your chance! Now!!!

Deadline is the 24th of December so pictures submitted after the deadline cannot be taken into consideration. Good look and toy toy toy!
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Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:59 pm

:lol: I posted the same post in "The Avantasia Empire" :lol:
Have you seen the tons of pictures he has of himself? http://www.tobiassammet.com/
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Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...

Post by Mormegil » Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:03 pm

Would 0,5 m high snowman suffice?






I love this guy's sense of humour. :lol:

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Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...

Post by Ragehead91 » Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:04 pm

You know, guys like Freddy Mercury or Phil Lynott get monuments. And I hate to break it to you Tobi, you're not on the same level as those 2.

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Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...

Post by Mormegil » Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:06 pm

I hate to break it to you, but I don't Tobias thinks that either. ;)

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Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...

Post by Ragehead91 » Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:12 pm

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Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...

Post by Lurdi » Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:13 pm

This guy is disgusting...
I'd send a monument of him made of shit.
What a pity, he has lost his mind.

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Post by Shurik » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:41 pm

LOL
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Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...

Post by RazielSR » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:59 pm

This sammet is just mad nowadays.

This is not humor, that is just a mask for his ego.
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Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...

Post by JensJohansson » Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:15 am

Maybe he had a bit much coffee or something today :lol:

I like the dude. Anyway I also thought this was pretty funny, but I guess this type of ironic humor can be misunderstood...

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Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...

Post by Arkash » Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:01 am

Yeah, I just think it's a kind of April's fool joke, a little bite early, or late, whatever, but well...

But I think that's true he's a megaloman, I've read somewhere that he even traficated the sound and mics at an Avantasia gig so the other singers' mics would not be as powerful as his...pathetic!!!
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Post by Intiaani » Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:18 am

Yeah! :D Yet another splendid idea from that big, entertaining mouth... fingers?
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Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...

Post by icecab21 » Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:20 am

its a joke, people don't need to be complete morons about this

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Post by Intiaani » Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:26 am

icecab21 wrote:its a joke, people don't need to be complete morons about this
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Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:48 am

Lurdi wrote: I'd send a monument of him made of shit.
I have a friend named Miditek who can help you with that. How many bags do you need? :lol:

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Post by hiro23 » Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:03 am

C'mon you can tell this is obviously a joke, Tobias is known for his off beat sense of humor.
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Post by Lurdi » Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:16 pm

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:
Lurdi wrote: I'd send a monument of him made of shit.
I have a friend named Miditek who can help you with that. How many bags do you need? :lol:
Not many, you know, I don't think it's gonna be THAT big. :)

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Post by NeonVomit » Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:27 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: Tobias Sammet has a brilliant sense of humour.
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Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:44 pm

Lurdi wrote:
AAAAAAAAAA wrote:
Lurdi wrote: I'd send a monument of him made of shit.
I have a friend named Miditek who can help you with that. How many bags do you need? :lol:
Not many, you know, I don't think it's gonna be THAT big. :)
Actually I think a giant monument made of shit would be more offensive than a small one. :laff:

If you have any extras I have other ideas for shit-statues but uh..."no-name, no-flame" as the saying goes :rotflmao1:

I better send you some extra bags just in case; we're really running out of room here in Phalluzuena :nervous: :nervous: :nervous:

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Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:44 am

Phalluzuela is getting smelly. We need a sanitary code here. I'll ship some bags of poo-poo first thing in the morning! :wink:

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Re: Tobias Sammet has delusions of grandeur...

Post by miditek » Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:53 am

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:
Lurdi wrote: I'd send a monument of him made of shit.
I have a friend named Miditek who can help you with that. How many bags do you need? :lol:


That Borat bastard stole a cool idea and then went and got rich off of it!

P.S.- should the bags already be on fire? :lol:
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