Neverending Story [Game]

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that he needed training to become a real Jedi & Yoda would be he master

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. So he waited for many weeks, but Yoda never showed up, so...

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so he tried to call Yoda using his telepathic ability & receive a telepathic message from him saying that he was to old to be trained but...

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("too old"? Poor Timo )
But he offered him if he wanted to be trained by Bruce Lee, who Yoda hipnotized to make him believe he was a Jedi warrior...

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Bruce Lee???

But Kotipelto said that he wants to be trained by a real & classical Jedi like Obi Wan Kenobi!

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So Yoda told Timo that in about a week, Obi will knock on his door...

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And he was at home resting and preparing for that big meeting when suddenly he heard a knock at the door of his house, but was Han Solo & Chewbacca

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(Timo = Totally owned )
So Han told him that Darth Vader was going to explode the Earth, and he needed the help of Koti, as Yoda told Han that he was training to become a Jedi. But...

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But he feels that was a jedi virtually self-taught and was ready to travel with Han & Chewie!

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To a galaxy far, far away . In the middle of the travel...

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Kotipelto was kidnapped by the Borgs and.........

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Forced him to sing "Oops, I did it again"

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Forced him to sing "Oops, I did it again"

So he could not stop to sing & dance, the borgs put some chips in his mind to dance samba & macarena songs too

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And out of the blue, Jens appeared in Beatrix Kiddo's yellow dress (from Kill Bill Vol. 1) in order to fight for Koti's freedom

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But wounded accidentaly Tolkki in the balls with the sword...

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But Tolkki thought it wasn't "accidentaly", so he...

[Polaris]

Used the darkside of the force to strangle Jens

But Kotipelto scream NOOO & ...

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The note was high and loud enough to render tolkki deaf and helpless, so...

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Then TT cried and said to Kotipelto: Join the darkside of the force I am your father ....

& Kotipelto scream again NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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This time, Tolkki's head exploded out of the loudness but somehow survived. Meanwhile, Jens...

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Then Santa arrived and gave a lightsaber to the StratoBoys

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Beign Jorg the one with more experience as he handle drums sticks (pointless comment ), so he taught everybody to use the saber laser, but...

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He accidentally cutted off Kotipelto's long hair, so he had to choose a new hairstyle (Like this) and then...

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He had to sloshing his new hair

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But Jens was jealous of the new hairstyle, so he...

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Jens stole Kotipelto new wig and put it in himself, Kotipelto now can't hide his bald head anymore

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Then Kotipelto got really angry and called his mother to punish Jens.

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And Jens made a counter-attack by calling the giant lizard from outer space (the one mentioned at the beginning of the story - flashback !) to help him. So...

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....The Giant Lizard came from outta space to help and suddenly Jens and Lauri.....

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Started to shit in their pants so hard that the smell was horrible, so...