Hello

[grimms]

Hey everyone, just decided to sign up to the Strato forum, after 2 years of thinking should I or shouldn't I.

Well hey

[RazielSR]

Wrong choice!!

Welcome!!

[hiro23]

Welcome grimms

[NeverendingAbyss]

Khello!
Welcome to Ukrainian forum. We don't say Ukrain is feeble and weak or we will smash your bord to pieces!

[Carcass]

Khello!

I knew you'd say that.

[browneyedgirl]

Welcome to the Strato Funhouse! :crazy2: Very cool place!

[NeonVomit]

Welcome, please do not expect any semblance of normality or sanity in this forum.

[AAAAAAAAA]

Jajaja. You are of course welcome. You took your time and must be ready for us now. This is an absolute normal Forum whatever "some" may say. Puh. And what is by the way "normal" and where, how, when, but mostly WHY?

[AAAAAAAAAA]

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Welcome to the Stratovarius forum. To continue posting, you must succesfully pass the M.A.T (Meretrix Aptitude Test). Please answer the following questions to proceed.

1. Pekka Nurmi is 
A. A goatfarmer on the Russo-Finnish border
B. A goatfarmer on the Finno-Russian border
C. "I want to fuck your dog" in Finnish
D. A recipe for fried duck

2. What is venezuela_boy's favorite food, sport, and wish?
A. McDonalds/Futbol/Stratovarius concert in venezuela
B. Salmon/Tennis/Cannibal Corpse concert in venezuela
C. Caprylic/Badminton/Weight-loss pills

3. "Leverage" is
A. A finnish metal band briefly discussed on this forum
B. The latest Stratovarius album
C. The only way to get Timo Tolkki onto the tour bus

4. BEG is
A. Prolific forummer "Brown Eyed Girl"
B. The networking protocol jens invented to speed up the website
C. The only way to get someone to an RR concert 

5. Which match of forummer and troll is INCORRECT?
A. NeverendingAbyss and Pekka Nurmi
B. Stratowarius and A9
C. Miditek and Stinky_Pregnant_Man

6. Which of the following accurately describes A9?
A. Werewoman
B. Werewolfgirlie
C. Werewife

7. You just ate some tainted nomnoms and you have to poop NOW!! You have ten seconds to decide which items to take with you to the restroom.
A. Brown bag and RR album booklet
B. Helloween "Unarmed" cd and STINKY's diaper
C. Chris P. Bacon's maize pipe

8. Which isn't a real forummer?
A. Gorgonzola
B. Hellboy
C. Pinhead
D. Mutton-Man

[Rebel]

Dammit, I always enjoyed NOT knowing who AKLAN was.
...
Except for the one I control

[AAAAAAAAA]

Ten small recommendations regarding the green newcomers conduct, on our beloved Forum, and if they strictly follow this rules, they will soon be almost as good as we, more blue, ripe ones.

1. Respect, respect for us, is the code-word even if we don't always deserve it. And especially when it concerns the A-family and their associates. And this is the first and most important of all my commandments.
2. Don't ever believe that you can convince Icecar of any artistic thinking or perceptiv insight.
3. Or Ragehead about Jorn Lande or other German singers.
4. Don't brag about all the Stratorecords you own. We have spies trained by Nasa using interplanetary equipment.
5. Don't try to make us believe that you have bought all your records, when your shelfs are full of downloads.
6. Don't say, that you and Lauri are bossomfriends or that Jörg is related to your cousin.
7. Don't show off your incredible ability to understand Timo Tolkkis anguish in his deep soul or that you in secrecy are his kindred spirit.
8. Don't try to make us believe that you can be our moderator and decide who ought to be banned or warned by JJ.
9. Realize that you have to start from scratch and have to work hard with many positive posts, before you reach our positions.
10. And last but not least. Never, never talk to me about Finnish goatfarmers.

[NeonVomit]

Also bear in mind that AAAAAAAA and all its variants are most likely the same person, who according to our sources is a farmer north of Turku mostly working with goats.

[AAAAAAAAA]

What a surprise, Neon! I had no idea. How come you are so well-informed ? Oh, I think I understand. Jippiii, you are also an A. In disguise. Till now? Great! Welcome brother or cousin or whatever!!
But, but, this 8A in almost Turku does he represent us all or what? I googled Turku and saw the signs for goatfields, but I had no idea they belonged to our great family. I thought the most A's were Americans. I must tell A10. How small the world is after all...

[NeonVomit]

Jippiii, you are also an A. In disguise. Till now? Great! Welcome brother or cousin or whatever!!

Resistance is futile. But hell, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

[AAAAAAAAA]

If you don't tell me how we are related I from now on call you Whatever. Hi Whatever!!

[NeonVomit]

I was sucked into the AAAAAAAAA collective and given two choices: assimilation or destruction.

[AAAAAAAAA]

You made a wise choice, Whatever. Assimilate is a warm co-operative word and I hope you can feel how a calm sense of belonging goes through you. You are assimilated by a worldwide assembly now, Whatever, and absorbed into a system of US. ( And here I mean a form of we and not USA, hahaha . )

[AAAAAAAAAA]

Khello! We are the A's! We are from Phalluzuela in Phallus! We will not rest until we smash board and have the Flames & Chaos section renamed to Phallustine! Now I must drink to Pablo!

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[AAAAAAAAA]

Halooo Grimms! Where did you go? Did we frighten you? We are not so dangerous as we look. Come on! Life is a challenge...

[NeverendingAbyss]

I think he went to work out on his Shake Weight. He needs to fit for this forum, you know.

[grimms]

Haha, everyone seems 'colourful' compared to other forums.
And nope I didn't disappear I just been over busy with my band at the moment

[NeonVomit]

'Colourful' is an interesting way of putting it. This forum is pretty much the most insane band forum I've come across and the only one I've stuck to over the years.

What's your band like?

[Babylon]

'Colourful' is an interesting way of putting it. This forum is pretty much the most insane band forum I've come across and the only one I've stuck to over the years.

Yes, this forum rocks!

Welcome, grimms btw!