I've been a Stratovarius fan for many years now (since Destiny) and have seem them live countless times. So, before this house gets officially put on the market, I wanted to give the fans this golden opportunity to snatch it at a big discount!
The current tenant is a complete bum and it should be no problem at all for me to get his butt thrown out with only a days notice- I have plenty of friends in the local government who can make it happen. So if you're interested in purcashing this great home, send me a private message and we can discuss pricing and more!
Oh, and see that car out front? I can probably get that for you too. I have connections...we'll talk
Best wishes,
StratoRealEstate
Can I talk to StratoBowflex vendor? I have a deal for him!
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It's a good thing you let us know first... Offering us, the stratofans, a house in this prime location shows that you truly have a heart of gold. 
About 5 miles from Timbucktwo? 
Lots of them. My aunt was a Mormon once and they are weird people. They don't even drink coffee. 
I have never seen a Moron. What do they look like? 
It sounds exactly like a Moron to me. 
