Hugo Chavez Wants Internet Controls!

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:39 am

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE62D05I20100314

The comments are hilarious! Seriously, I thought HC was all about freedom and democracy. I guess I misjudged him? I also thought he was very progressive?

miditek · Post by **miditek** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:07 am

browneyedgirl wrote:http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE62D05I20100314

The comments are hilarious! Seriously, I thought HC was all about freedom and democracy. I guess I misjudged him? I also thought he was very progressive?

He's a third world thug, and his economy, despite having all of that oil, is in worse shape than ours.

RazielSR · Post by **RazielSR** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:30 pm

Are you saying that you think that Chavez = "all about freedom and democracy. I also thought he was very progressive?" I supposed that was ironic. If not, this could be the biggest lol of the history.

I always laugh a lot with Chavez. This past days there was a strange discussion between our silly president and Chavez, it was funny. Zapatero told him to explain about his supposed participation with ETA, Chavez started (as always) to talk about when the spaniards arrived to the americas and started to kill all the natives there and said that maybe he starts to close all the spanish companies in Venezuela

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And that in the -spanish empire-

there are a lot of nazi people because the Franco thing still in all of us (the spaniards)

. Then our silly president thought that it was better to stop the thing, so he said that he was just asking for information. Then, Chavez, very proud and fat, said to the venezuela people something lik..."you see? now the spaniards are correct, they just ask for information and I'm happy about that."
And I think he started to sing some strange songs and venezuela boy was asking for Stratovarius.

This pseudo-human just wants to have one war per month. One month is Europe, other month is USA, he is always trying to have problems.

Anyway...What to do? I just laugh. Seeing this corrupted and bastard people up there, is the only thing you can do if you don't want to get mad

icecab21 · Post by **icecab21** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:53 pm

a couple progressive ideas with nonprogressive actions does not make a person progressive. i consider there to be a moral scope to progressiveness and this guys does not have it. i guess theres different types of progressive and all, but whatever chavez is, his tactics are negate any good ideas

NeonVomit · Post by **NeonVomit** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:12 pm

I utterly despise Chavez. Progressive? He's trying to set up a dictatorship, and he's about as democratic as a wooden spoon. This is hardly surprising.

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:30 pm

These conspiracy theory websites seem to love him for some reason. Maybe these websites just love controversy, or something.

NeonVomit · Post by **NeonVomit** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:22 pm

Because most conspiracy websites are run by people who have little grasp of or indeed interest in truth, facts, evidence or critical thought. They basically like him because he called George Bush the devil.

Shurik · Post by **Shurik** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:04 pm

Chavez is a fucking idiot who fancies himself the next Castro or something like that.

I pity the Venezuelan people who will be stuck with this clown for many many years ...

NeverendingAbyss · Post by **NeverendingAbyss** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:04 pm

Does that mean Venezuela_Boy will not be around?

miditek · Post by **miditek** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:15 pm

Let's make that two morons that I'm not very fond of:

ggonza43 · Post by **ggonza43** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:19 pm

This is the perfect thread for "Venezuelan Boy"

NeonVomit · Post by **NeonVomit** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:21 pm

Is Stratovarius something Chavez would want to stop entering the country?

ggonza43 · Post by **ggonza43** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:23 pm

Maybe that's why they have never played there

AAAAAAAAAA · Post by **AAAAAAAAAA** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:10 pm

NeonVomit wrote:he's about as democratic as a wooden spoon.

He definitely knows how to stir things up.

venezuela_boy · Post by **venezuela_boy** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:14 pm

hello. jaja
I am venezuela_boy. I used to be Venezuela_man when I reached puberty last month, but I regressed since then. I am boy again. I love my futbol (GO CARACAS FC!!!) and I love the METAL. I am young and have so many questions. What is it like to kiss girl? Will Caracas FC beat Colombia DOGS in coming match? When will Strato come to play in Venezuela!?

If anyone actually knows can you please write this thread? thanks. Jaja.

Anyway, I read the posts of you MISERERE, you BUNCOMBE, you HIRCISMUS, you CAPRYLIC. How DARE YOU INSULT country!? We are GREATEST NATION ON EARTH MORE THAN THE UKRAINE EVEN!!!! we have best LIZARDS best HOGS best TURKEY best CHICKEN best GIRL best FUTBOL and chavez is true man, I wish even he was dad my.

Sorry my english!!!

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:43 pm

Venuzuela produced Lorena Bobbitt. 'Nuff said.

*Google her if you are too young to recognize her name. I wonder if she worked in a sausage factory down there, and got obsessed, or something. Machete girl........

DawnIsHere · Post by **DawnIsHere** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:28 pm

browneyedgirl wrote:Venuzuela produced Lorena Bobbitt. 'Nuff said.

*Google her if you are too young to recognize her name. I wonder if she worked in a sausage factory down there, and got obsessed, or something. Machete girl........

Actually she's from Ecuador, whole different country

DawnIsHere · Post by **DawnIsHere** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:30 pm

ggonza43 wrote:Maybe that's why they have never played there

Strato played in Caracas once in 2006. Maybe Venezuela_boy was too young to get his parents' permission to attend

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:22 am

DawnIsHere wrote:
browneyedgirl wrote:Venuzuela produced Lorena Bobbitt. 'Nuff said.

*Google her if you are too young to recognize her name. I wonder if she worked in a sausage factory down there, and got obsessed, or something. Machete girl........
Actually she's from Ecuador, whole different country

My bad..........but, I thought she went to Venuzuela after she left her husband.

Shurik · Post by **Shurik** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:43 am

venezuela_boy wrote:hello. jaja
I am venezuela_boy. I used to be Venezuela_man when I reached puberty last month, but I regressed since then. I am boy again. I love my futbol (GO CARACAS FC!!!) and I love the METAL. I am young and have so many questions. What is it like to kiss girl? Will Caracas FC beat Colombia DOGS in coming match? When will Strato come to play in Venezuela!?

If anyone actually knows can you please write this thread? thanks. Jaja.

Anyway, I read the posts of you MISERERE, you BUNCOMBE, you HIRCISMUS, you CAPRYLIC. How DARE YOU INSULT country!? We are GREATEST NATION ON EARTH MORE THAN THE UKRAINE EVEN!!!! we have best LIZARDS best HOGS best TURKEY best CHICKEN best GIRL best FUTBOL and chavez is true man, I wish even he was dad my.

Sorry my english!!!

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world
all other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium
other countries have inferior potassium

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool
it's length thirty meter and with six meter
filteration system a marvel to behold
it remove 80 percent of human solid waste

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place
from plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan
they very nosey people with bone in their brain

Kazakhstan industry best in the world
we incented toffee and trouse belt
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region
except of course Turkmenistan's

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place
from plains of Tarashek to norther fence of Jewtown
come grasp the might phenis of our leader
from junction with the testes to tip of its face!

RazielSR · Post by **RazielSR** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:06 pm

Are you saying that Stratovarius will tour Chavezuela and Kazakhstan with Bonjovasia¿?!!¿?!!

ggonza43 · Post by **ggonza43** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:23 pm

DawnIsHere wrote:
ggonza43 wrote:Maybe that's why they have never played there
Strato played in Caracas once in 2006. Maybe Venezuela_boy was too young to get his parents' permission to attend

VB, totally owned

venezuela_boy · Post by **venezuela_boy** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:10 am

I bought ticket, but fought with brothers over TV remote and my papa tore them up.

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browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:28 am

What a cool piece of art, VB!! How did ya do that?

Hugo would be so proud!

NeonVomit · Post by **NeonVomit** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:24 am

RazielSR · Post by **RazielSR** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:30 am

Venezuela boy!! You can save Chavezuela!!!

ggonza43 · Post by **ggonza43** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:23 pm

:funlo:

gon · Post by **gon** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:33 pm

Can anybody make a favour to Venezuela ( and the rest of Sudamerica, btw, and kick Chavez ass off?

I´lived in Venezuela, some relatives are still there.... and this is unbeliavable.

ggonza43 · Post by **ggonza43** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:00 pm

Be quiet gon! Or the annoying VB will come to write more shits about his "beautiful" country

Beast_Pete · Post by **Beast_Pete** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 4:19 am

Obviously governors don't like the fact that anybody can say anything on the Internet. Freedom is nothing that a governor would want.

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