Neverending Story [Game]

[Polaris]

Said we have to play 030366 to find the key to other universe
But Tolkki appeared & said I'm the choosen one you guys can't play my songs anymore...

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

3.an is a piece I hate, so please play something from POLARIS, the most fantastic record I ever heard. But they only stared at him and...

[ggonza43]

Took out a giant baseball bat to hit him in the balls, and...

[Stratowarius]

he saw them and started to write STATEMENTS. They got so surprised that they...

[ggonza43]

Took a second breath and hit him again with the bat, but harder. So...

[HinatAArcticA]

A giant spider ate Sam Totman's head but it grew again, then...

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the Stratoguys understood that he really was Demoniac, so they tossed devilpowder on him and...

[Polaris]

3.an is a piece I hate, so please play something from POLARIS, the most fantastic record I ever heard. But they only stared at him and...

You don't understood, the number 030366 was the key to the universe!? :poke:

BTW: I love Polaris but I don't think is their best album!

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Tolkki said, "Didn't you hear what I said in an earlier post? I hate 03 and Polaris is the best I have done. What? Haven't I? Then it is bad, very, very bad." The Stratoguys said nothing but they...

[ggonza43]

Were really drunk and began to poop on everybody, so...

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

so now we are pooping again and soon comes the rainbowcoloured shit back, I am sure of that, said Jörg and...

[HinatAArcticA]

Tolkki composed a Polaris II and sold it for 599 US Dollars then

[ggonza43]

All TT fans began saying that "Tolkki must be really poor now if he releases a CD worth that much". Suddenly...

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

some thief from Google came in and shattered the record. Tolkki went berserk and...

[HinatAArcticA]

His power level rose to a number that was over 9000!!!! Lauri tried to calm him down but...

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

then Tolkki took his bass from him and started to stamp on it. Laure almost lost his...

[ggonza43]

Ability to play amazingly well the bass, but then a magic elf called Ö10 came up and said to Lauri...

BTW, HinatAArctica at the 9000 thing!

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

"if someone stamps on your precious bass you have the right to kill him". But Lauri ...

[HinatAArcticA]

Took out a sword and departed to Narnia, only to find that...

[Stratowarius]

a lot of goats and pigs had invaded the country. But he started to play bass for them and like the Ratcatcher he took them with him to...

[ggonza43]

A magic land where no one knows where do you start and where I finish. There Lauri...

[HinatAArcticA]

Composed the most amazing song ever in the history of music and existance, and took it to his Strato friends in the band to put it to the test for the new album. Even Tolkki was there, and when they listened to it they...

[ggonza43]

Yelled at him saying "You couldn't have written such a shitty thing". So Lauri began doing his solo work, put the amazing song he wrote there, and it ranked #1 in all billboard. The Stratoguys realised then that...

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

they had been right all the time. The song was bought by a boygroup of fiveyearsolds and not METAL so they were

[ggonza43]

Very dissapointed to know that Lauri sold his soul to the evil forces of Disney. He then...

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Lauri of course, laughed a lot on his way to the bank but...

[ggonza43]

Tolkki appeared dressed like Spiderman's Kingpin (search if you don't know who he is), and took out a gun and intended to shoot Lauri; but...

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Lauri almost laughed his arse off, so Tolkki suddenly saw himself and started to weep. He...

[HinatAArcticA]

Screamed "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" and pushed with his leg Lauri to a hole that was only 1 M deep, so Lauri rised and...

[ggonza43]

Transformed into Super Saiyajin 4, and threw a Big Ban Kame-Hame-Ha to Tolkki, leaving him...