A man of your age cannot cruise around seeking arses like a child at an easter egg hunt. I don't know about you, but I come from a family. The A-family. I was raised with proper values and ettiquette, and your behavior is far out of line.
Priapus has a special crack in hell reserved for the assiduous arseseekers. In hindsight, I suggest you butt out. Capich?*
*I also learned this word recently. Somewhere between "guitarra" and "vasp".
PS: I will continue keeping one eye on your arse. Haha! Two birds with one stone, and the other is free to peep around at my discretion.
I am from the distinguished Ö-family and my daughter once was a member (maybe still is, what do I, her old thinlipped father know)of your illustrious A-team, united by your conviction that this Phallus and Arsegod was something special. Or were you maybe a closely related serie of chemical human compounds, acting like something living, ranking above a genus and below an order. 
Bahbah, you conceited, infleated, polyesterpolygon, do you really suppose that I use my calculative brain to write posts that would meet your obligations and make you content? 
I so sorely yearn to be your son in law. We must learn to coexist but I find your cloudy brain very hard to understand... :sick: We will drop the arsetopic..for now. 
This time you will have difficulties to fix it. Sometimes the stone get wet if you spit enough often.
I will give it a try tonight. :yuk:
