Neverending Story [Game]

[AGAG]

had no choice but to ejaculate improperly over the black ladies :puke:

then, however...

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

( You like to be the headcharacter, don't you? But not anymore for here I come!)

and one of the ladies floored him ." This is Belsebub", she screamed," He likes other guys, he rapes dogs, sheep, goats, he is a monster, let us kill him"
Now a Finnish girl came into the church. She looked like an angel and a heavenly light dazzled the congregation. They fell on their knees and started to sing again. She smiled to the poor guy on the floor. "Rise young man" she said, and took his hand, "Verily, you are blessed. Follow me, I will lead you on the right way. From now on you will stop that humiliating dogfucking and I will write you out of this story. By, by Salvadorian guy." And the guy went home, dressed and swore that he never would rape a dog again. But the Finnish girl went home to Finland and started a helpcenter for raped dogs and from now on this story is about her. She...

[AGAG]

( I like your shameless sense of imagination... or is it humor? who the fuck knows? )

Was helping a lonely hurt streetdog one day, bending over like an interrogated angel, a frightened semi-child... later sat on a bend remembering certain feelings, like a dog goddess, never knowing what they hide beneath their wings... and then a man suddenly appeared in the middle of nowhere, Pekka fucking Nurmi they called him... so she proceeded to...

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

to help astraybrought aliens and goatfarmers. She took his hand and said, " Verily, you are blessed.(she always says that)" I will lead you on the right way. From now on you are no longer allergic to sushi and will not spy on us. You will be a good Earthling. Go in peace." And the goatfarmer got a tear in his eye when he wandered away in peace but then...

[AGAG]

eveything was rainbowshit happyhappy, then a snowstorm came and midst a dark interval the finnish angel was sleeping peacefully, virgin territories were conquered... bystanding, the finnish angel rained down her sight to a blank page, like a filthy mind, clean new taste, no longer her eyes smiled... she..

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

cried over humanity and all the sins there was in the world. All the dograping, all the sushieating, all the allergies, all the goatfarming, all the chinesespyers, all the fucking Pekkas she had to deal with. Then there was a sound, a heavenly sound. Someone played a Jarrettrecord and the Finnish angel smiled and started to save dogs again. But Pekka had stopped his flood of tears and was suddenly angry and...

[AGAG]

Begged for chances in a way... "How good is he? How warm are his eyes?" everything seemed to ask, the outer-space message was clear though and so the angel became a path of light before herself and decided to...

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

not give it a shit. To hell with the salvation of the worlds fucked dogs, all the Chinesespys and fucking Pekkas. Now she wanted a life of her own and she remembered a little town in El Salvador, packed her suitcase and...

[AGAG]

Threw every little dwarf she found on her way to bring with her and mounted on a plane headed right towards the shit-stench stinking capital of the banana country... on her way though, on a 26 hours flight or so, she started to think "Why on earth did I decide to come here? I must be..

[Hubble86]

(hallo here! What is this? What story is this? I must interfere, that is for sure. And you Ö10 must help me now with Chong. He is a bit difficult. So say good by to your friend now)

mad." So she asked the pilot to turn the plane and go home to Finland again. And he did. Soon she was back with her adoreable father and could help him with the difficult Chong. But suddenly...

[AGAG]

El Salvador's capital had an angel shortage, everyone was drinking piss from the bare soil and had no gentle eyes for the moons, so the heavens stroke mr Hubble in the heart with a lightening and he changed his mind, thus exclaiming poetically: "I have seen the light...

[Hubble86]

( Jaja I have Chinalight)
so I decided to sing more with my strong barytonevoice.
Ill see the light tonight,( )
Flashing through the sky ( :crazy1: )
Take my life tonight( )
Evils try to pull me in( )
Enslaving me to die( )
Who is to lose and who is to win( :banana1: )
No we never had a chance( :luv1: )
I'll see the light tonight( :shud: )

And when the beautiful song faded away in the foggy night Mr ÖHubble...

[AGAG]

( )

Passed out and had a sudden diahrreic arrest in the floor from singing out of tune, his daughter came with tears in her eyes with a jarrett record in her hands and told him: "I have to...

[robocop656]

ejaculate on the dead elephant". Uncle Vladimer is not happy with his carpet being swept. He must understand the unimaginable ecstasy he will receive when his dog comes back from the animal hospital. Of course, the bandages around his rectum will add to his pleasure. As the pizza man knocked at the door, 47 hungry midgets gave him a back rub and a blowjob simultaneously.
They said in unison: "Tomorrow night we shall skin the man. The man without a hand, the man who stuck his dick on a frying pan". Thus a homeless man looking for used condoms and glue to sniff gave all his dead mouse pets to the street dogs ans street children. Suddenly a heavenly Finnish woman came forth and showed her golden breasts. The world paused for exactly 5 minutes and 35 seconds to jack off and then....

[ggonza43]

(:lol:)
One indecent blue-eyed man was so aroused by that golden breast, that his penis started to grow longer, and longer, and longer, and longer, and longer, and longer, and longer, and longer, and longer, and longer, and longer, and longer, and longer, and longer, and longer, but not 16 times in a row. His penis was soo big that some indian guru came and said...

[AGAG]

"THIS surely is a SALVADOREAN dick" as he started to undress and get ready for masturbation... meanwhile the earth had just ejaculated another moon violently from the south pole, with some minor satelites around, and the finnish golden-breasted girl exclaimed:...

[ggonza43]

"Oh no! Another moon! I can't stand this anymore!!" And what nobody knew was that the gold-breasted girl was actually a werewolf and with that new moon she transformed into a new mutation...

[Hubble86]

( What a lot of bull! Werebull! The Indecent man isn't interested in girls, haven't you undrstood that by now? )


so she exclaimed:" Great! You are coming here to help me with the streetdogs you raped? And AGAG (yes it was him and he loves to be head in the story) wept. "Have I really done this to this poor dogs? And the 47 hungry midgets? Are they my responsibility too? Shall I feed them. With what? I don't know what to...

[AGAG]

do", so AGAG, the flaming homosexual, started crying in fetal position. After some hours though, he stopped crying and decided to ask StinkA for help, she asked the golden-breasted girl to go with him and they...

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

( )
went straight into the sunset, where the rainbow has his feet and where the moon starts his wandering round the earth. "Help me", said the Salvadorian guy:"I want to stay as head -character in this story forever and ever, what do you think I must do. Now I have stopped fucking streetdogs, what shall I fuck now? The girl answered...

[ggonza43]

"Maybe now you should try with platypus, as they are very rare creatures and nobody will ever ask of a man butt-fucking some kind of werid mamal". With that statements, AGAG went into a terrible shock and started running in circles, so...

[thefreeone]

so she fucked a platypus, and she said life its a bitch, then she died...

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

(Oh no no I am not that easy to kill haha)

"No that was a joke" she said, "Someone that pretends to be free interfered and tried to kill me but I just feigned and he fell for it. Hahaha! Neither did I fuck that platupus. I leave that to AGAG. He is the expert. But this time he wasn't in the mood. He only wanted to...

[AGAG]

buttfuck something that was male and had life, not a weird mamal. He said "WTF? I just woke up and people are not talking about me in this story! WHAT A SHIT", he then proceeded to cry for some hours again, as the vicious homo he is. Then the girl that had come back to life stated:...

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

( )
Oh Jeremy Jeremy( That is the same as tragedy, tragedy) Why must all nice and funny guys be gay. Jeremy, Jeremy, can't you get some hormontreatment and be straight. For my sake? But the Salvadorian gay smiled a sad smile and tears fell on his Salvadorian cheeks, to his Salvadorian T-shirt and he...

[AGAG]

Looked out of the salvadorean window with his gay-eyes and then he realized he had an important exam in exactly 47 minutes from now and started running in circles weeping and saying "Please! This is shit! I'll suck the professor's dick but I don't want to be sitting 4 hours there! Please!" He said goodbye goodbye with gay gestures and the girl said:...

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Take it easy and stop that running in circles. Take whatever you need with you and walk out through the door to your Salvadorian school. Sit there in four hours and answer the questions one by one. It will work, I know it. But stop that thinking of penises and fucking, it doesnt help you at all. It only makes you upset. Go now and come back so...

[robocop656]

..that you will realize you just wasted four hours. When I was your age, I jerked off so much I pulled a muscle in my rectum. There was fireworks outside, there were people dancing and crying and running in circles proclaiming "ZOMBIE JESUS!" "ZOMBIE JESUS!" " WE ADORE YOU, WE ADORE YOU!" "LET US SIT BESIDE ONE ANOTHER" "LET US UNITE TONIGHT WITH A BOTTLE OF APPLE JUICE." And so, the program commenced.
Twenty-five ladies were skinning the aborigines in order to cleanse the human race of fecal matter. Thirty-five men were thirsty from the thorough thumps of top soil. Seventy transsexuals enter the story. They are cutting firewood in the middle of the forest near their cabin. They have a power generator. It makes lots of noise so they can't sleep at night. The lightning bugs light up. The mosquito bites their skin while they are sleeping. While they sleep, they are sleeping. But when they awake, they are awake.

[AGAG]

Suddenly some quarter-tone music was heard in the latent orgy and the salvadorian homo was at home again... he contemplated every midget, trasvesti, nigger and jesus-dressed pedophile get fucked all the ways imaginable for two months straight in a row. Nonstop. They drank each other's body fluids to stay alive. When they finished, the finnish girl and the salvadorean were sad because...

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

( Focus on you again. That must be changed.)

the homo was home again and he would like to stay there for the rest of the story. He wouldn't go through any hormontreatment, or transplant either, so the gitl wept a bit, but recovered her senses and went back to Finland. Where she enlarged the rapedstreetdoghome to a streethomohome and helped used streethomos to health and strength again. A sort of dog-street-pride-homo-home. But some idiots didn't like that she put her angelpowers there and...