Recommend me: Dicks

Talk about everything else besides Stratovarius here in English. Please try to put more serious topics here, and silly topics in the Spam section.

Which one would you recommend?

"The last days of the gray dick" - Sonata Arctica feat. Itzhak Perlman
3
14%
"Dicks on fire" - Celine Dion/ Terrance & Phillip
3
14%
"Mikrodicks" - Béla Bartok
1
5%
"You must believe in dicks" - Bill evans
1
5%
"Visions of the cold dick" - Stratovarius (North pole bootleg)
5
23%
"Dark Dicks" - Keith Jarrett
2
9%
"Ten dicks" - Jens Johansson
7
32%
 
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Recommend me: Dicks

Post by AGAG » Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:38 am

I don't know which one I should buy first...
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Post by AGAG » Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:41 am

I'm personally looking forward to Tolkki's "Lead us into the urethra" feat. Fredrik Thordendal, Eddie Vedder and the turtle masturbation band.
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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:42 am

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Re: Recommend me: Dicks

Post by AGAG » Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:54 am

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Re: Recommend me: Dicks

Post by robocop656 » Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:20 am

OH MY GOD! "Visions of the cold dick" - Stratovarius (North pole bootleg)
I've always tried looking for this on Ebay!! The NORTH POLE bootleg is so fucking rare it's got a blood red vinyl dedicated to santa clauses dick and bonus coupon for breadsticks at Pizz Hut!! FUCK!!! Maybe I should try that other thread with the filthy asses in it.

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Post by AGAG » Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:34 am

I found it on a gay porn background music forum. A guy told me he could send it to me just for just a pic of my dick and a midget sex video of me and a chihuahua :o I couldn't refuse..
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Post by robocop656 » Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:02 am

I'm pretty sure the whole album is in D minore (D for DICKS)

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Post by browneyedgirl » Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:24 pm

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Little Dicks, some redneck's favorite snack with a nice cold beer. :D

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Re: Recommend me: Dicks

Post by browneyedgirl » Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:28 am

Some Famous Dicks:

Dick Clark
Dick Cavett
Dick Martin
Dick Nixon
Dick Cheney
John Holmes
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I'm sure there are many more....... :D

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Re: Recommend me: Dicks

Post by AGAG » Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:56 am

Dick hyman

*giggles*
*giggles*
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Post by AGAG » Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:57 am

I just heard meshuggah is releasing "Chaosballsack" next month :shock: is it true or I'm just in another fancy daydream?
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Post by Ragehead91 » Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:11 am

And don't forget Dick Tracy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8QOyLSjM-U). Why do I recommend him? Because he's a good cop...

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Post by robocop656 » Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:35 pm

http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities ... me&ID=Dick



* Dick Butkus
Dick Butkus
* Dick Button
Dick Button
* Dick Cavett
Dick Cavett
* Dick Cheney
Dick Cheney
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* Dick Butkus
Dick Butkus
* Dick Button
Dick Button
* Dick Cavett
Dick Cavett
* Dick Cheney
Dick Cheney
* Dick Clark
Dick Clark
* Dick Clayton
Dick Clayton
* Dick Clement
Dick Clement
* Dick Contino
Dick Contino
* Dick Cusack
Dick Cusack
* Dick Dale
Dick Dale
* Dick Delaware
Dick Delaware
* Dick Donato
Dick Donato

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Post by AGAG » Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:45 pm

Fuck yeah! who needs sleep?
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Post by robocop656 » Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:57 pm

I sleep from 7am to 9pm and then stay up 2 days - then sleep from 10am to 1am - then - stay up 2 days - then - sleep 8 pm to 5am , then DIE.

I'll sleep when I die. RIGHT?

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Post by AGAG » Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:03 pm

Sure! I envy you though, your sleeping disorders make you closer to death than I am... DEATH... that's something I can sure look forward to
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Post by ggonza43 » Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:14 pm

Why dicks ??? ?
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Post by AGAG » Wed Jul 28, 2010 8:44 am

Taste mostly... texture and size is arguable...
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Post by ggonza43 » Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:49 pm

Taste?! Have you ever tried sausages :lol:?
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Post by browneyedgirl » Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:13 am

Rumor has it Linda Lovelace practiced on those bratwurst sausages. :err:
Must've worked. If John Holmes were alive he could vouch for it. :facial:

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Post by ggonza43 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:27 pm

browneyedgirl wrote:Rumor has it Linda Lovelace practiced on those bratwurst sausages. :err:
Must've worked. If John Holmes were alive he could vouch for it. :facial:
Hahaha :lol:! Add some mustard to it and you've made your day :D!
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Post by browneyedgirl » Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:30 pm

ggonza43 wrote:
browneyedgirl wrote:Rumor has it Linda Lovelace practiced on those bratwurst sausages. :err:
Must've worked. If John Holmes were alive he could vouch for it. :facial:
Hahaha :lol:! Add some mustard to it and you've made your day :D!
No, mayonnaise. 'Nuff said. :oops:

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:37 am

browneyedgirl wrote:
ggonza43 wrote:
browneyedgirl wrote:Rumor has it Linda Lovelace practiced on those bratwurst sausages. :err:
Must've worked. If John Holmes were alive he could vouch for it. :facial:
Hahaha :lol:! Add some mustard to it and you've made your day :D!
No, mayonnaise. 'Nuff said. :oops:
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Re: Recommend me: Dicks

Post by Rebel » Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:46 am

I would personally recommend Blind Guardian- At the Edge of Dicks

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Post by robocop656 » Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:00 pm

Outcome of this thread:

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Re: Recommend me: Dicks

Post by Kosmo » Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:44 pm

I think i'll pass brushing my teeth tonight after seeing that..

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Post by browneyedgirl » Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:21 am

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I think she's wondering what to do with it. :lol: I don't know what that thing supposed to be, but I know what it looks like! =P

Is is supposed to be a llama? ???

:lol:

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Post by browneyedgirl » Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:53 pm

browneyedgirl wrote:Image
I think she's wondering what to do with it. :lol: I don't know what that thing supposed to be, but I know what it looks like! =P

Is is supposed to be a llama? ???

:lol:
I had to quote myself because the edit button is gone! :x WTF?
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Post by ggonza43 » Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:02 pm

browneyedgirl wrote:I had to quote myself because the edit button is gone! :x WTF?
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Indeed...WTF?!
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Re: Recommend me: Dicks

Post by robocop656 » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:41 pm

I fucked a German girl the one time. She went ALL THE WAY.
I'm jealous of Ragehead and his throbbing dick.

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