Neverending Story [Game]

[ggonza43]

That's why she invocated the lord of the homo-dog-whatever-home that lived beneath the Milky Way. It was such a big creature that couldn't fit into anybody's computer screen, so he shrunk and luckily...

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(? )


he succeeded and became a minidwarfdog that strikingly enough slept when he was sleeping but, but was awake when he was awake. "Vaf, vaf", he said, "Can you help me to be a nice homo". The girl was irresolute and called her Salvadorian friend, on his Salvadorian phone. "How did you do to become a nice homo",she asked. " Am I suddenly allowed to be in the story again". One could hear he was happily surprised. "Then I will tell you this...

[HinatAArcticA]

Then a bomb killed the universe and a new story began, with a wolf eating a reven, then

[Kosmo]

Than there were the entrails of life on the wolves plate and he ate them.

[AGAG]

Suddenly the conversation was heard again: "... You need to superglue your right testicle to your thigh, that way you'll be a better homo because...

[Hubble86]

(It is great. You never give up )

a real and straight homo should only have one testicle going and this neverending story is about neverending penises, arses ,balls and etc,,,Capisce Other subjects are...

[AGAG]

Finnish girls that usually are awake at 8am writing things about the testicles of an homosexual, however...

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(:lol: traitor )

this time she told her Salvadorian friend that he could relax. She hoped though that he would soon come to Finland and help her with the asylum for streetdogs and homelesshomos in Kuopio. But he was reluctant and...

[AGAG]

Said that there were a insane amount of street dogs in El Salvador that needed a caring hand and a warm coat. However after some thinking the salvadorean homosexual decided to do a field trip over to finland and help some dogs. He brought his salvadoreanflag, salvadoreanshoes, salvadoreanbooks, salvadoreanpencils and a salvadoreancamara for the trip. After arriving and overjoyed with the look and the fresh air in his lungs, that were only used to the smell of dogshit and bus exahustgas, he started screaming and running in circles like a true fag, thus frightening everyone in town, that couldn't understand him and thought he was an alien because of his short hair and his pink ponyshirt. He then climbed to a hill next to the Kallavesi and grounded his flag in a true patriotic and homosexual manner, declaring that the place will now be called "NewElSalvador" and that homosexual marriage was more or less mandatory... the finnish girl, pissed off, then yelled at him:...

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"Don't you overdo that homothing? I don't go around in cirkles and scream that I am hetro. Maybe I should. So. I am hetrohetrohetro till the day I die, Heteroheterooooo. But your Salvadorian flag looks great on that hill. It was what that hill needed. But now to something complete different . You...

[AGAG]

Must learn finnish at once, because the only word you know is Perkele... you should also sign in the yliopisto so you can learn a thing or two and get a job... also get a fucking shower, you'll kill all the fish in the lake if you ever get in there" The finnishgirl left and the salvadorean wandered alone in the city, not knowing a word of finnish but perkele. He screamed that to everyone that came by on the street resulting in a few angry persons that threw roses with big thorns to him... he bought a dictionary on a magicshop and...

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(poor you)

it only gave him the magicwords so he started a course for magicians and suddenly half of Finland were magic. The Finnish girl was mute from admiration and the Salvadorian homo fell on his knees and...

[AGAG]

What in the fuck?

...screamed: "Oh it is the great salvadoreanwizard that this town needed! Now we'll get to be a bit famous at least..." then she started singing ballad songs from seattle in a guitar that she had brought with her just out of pure joy... then..

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(Were comes SHE in? You was the magican)
he remembered. "Oh it's I who am the magican. The girl is just a fan and I am the one, the only one that can do magic homothings." And he took the Seattleguitarra and started to transponde mr Evans pianonotes to the guitarra and gosh how it sounded in the Finnish woods and on the flaghill. It was a never before heard...

[AGAG]

( Wasn't it? )

Waltz for debby tamed the beasts, the forest slept in a silence while he played the gracious notes and even the clouds stopped by to get a glance at the salvadoreangay's soul. The townsmen were also fascinated, they offered him a job in a local alcohol selling machine and the farmers even offered their daugthers in sacrifice to what seemed to be the very same god on earth but...

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(:lol: Halloo halloo. Now you are overdoing it. SO incredible wasn't the Salvadorian homoguy)

that was only in his dreams. The magic he did was rather commonplace, but the girl was the naive type and she was still...

[AGAG]

Impressed with the rather odd phrasing and shitty harmonic structure in his playing... that was well explained because well...she liked jarrett ... After he played, a tomato came flying in from the hand of one of the townsmen and hit him exactly in the right knee causing him to fell with his guitar... he started rolling downhill and dragged the finnishgirl with him. They rolled down hill causing an avalanche but they used the guitar as a trolley and...

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looked at each other in wonder. They had not broken any bones and the Seattleguitarra was unharmed and started to play by itself. It was the strangest thing. Something in between Jarrett and Salvadore-Evans and it sounded heavenly. A totally new sound made by magic. And the Salvadorian guy fell on his dictionary and...

[AGAG]

saw half of the town below snow. The dictionary was opened right on the german half and a magical word was written: DurchHoffnungheitScheißen... the guitar stoped playing and an antique vals from seattle was heard. Something about being released and waves. Then a hord of angry townsmen came with lit poosticks and the salvadoreangay started running with the finnishgirl with the background music. It was a bit poetic but..

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the townsman screamed"Ah, mach dir keine Hoffnungen juvenile man," sagt er. He was German you know and he was angry. The pair had destroyd the hill and the guitarra was still playing and now even louder. The man didn't like either Jarrett or Evans. He preferd Finnish polkas and the guitarra wouldn't even think polka, so he, the guitarra also...

[AGAG]

"Salvadorficken! Salvadorficken! Ficken sie mich! DANKE" said the salvadorean guy since he never learned the datif... then...

[Hubble86]

the girl took power of the situation. She grabbed the Salvadorian guy by his short hair and pulled him away from the crowd. " Stop your howling" she said. "I ask my father to help you out of this. I don't think you are the right person for this asylum. So you better go home to your elephant and your lizards." The Salvadorian smiled and...

[AGAG]

and said... "No fucking way! I can't let this pure air go... this hills... these crazy people, you better let go of my hair and...

[Hubble86]

let me breathe." he said."So do that and stop jumping around on one foot," said the girl. "You can breathe even if you stay on both feet. Come on, let us go home and eat some Finnish bearsteak." "Ouch", said the just hairpulled guy."But I must sleep now and I will not eat the bear you shot the other day. He was so sweet and I...

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like stewed tortoise much more. Why can't I have stewed tortoise here in Finland? Why must we eat those sweet bears everyday. And all that fish?" He was really displeased and the girl didn't know what to do so she...

[ggonza43]

Body-painted herself with a weird rainbow paint, and she started to shine. So strong was her shine that it could be seen from Uranus, a place I strongly don't recomend to visit due to the poisonous emanations of gases it has. So...

[Hubble86]

stay where you are for Gods sake. It is only idiots that go to Uranus. But the poor girl-my daughter by the way-was more shining, than she ever had been so the Salvadorian guy got problem with his eyes.. "Jeremy, jeremy(Same as before =tragedy2)What it is for shit you are painting your body with. It must be pure uranium since they can see you at Uranus. You must ...

[ggonza43]

Be kidding as there's no way uranium can make you shine that way. Maybe it was lanthanum, or bohrium, or maybe Mr. Hair's favourite element: Einstenium (:D). So the shiny girl started to rub herself this werid einstenium-based rainbow paint, and...

[Hubble86]

Ha ha! Be kidding? Oh no! Haha. I made the salve myself. Take some Uranium and blend it with Thorium, water and grease and you have a silverwhite jelly you can besmear your body with, if you want to shine in orange-red-yellow. With that you will be visible so far away as to Uranus. It is therefore the metall got it's name Uranium, which means -can be seen from Uranus. Jaja.

But now to the story. The neverending!
Rubbing? Yes and the salvadorian guy was helping her as best as he could. But at last he called me and I came with the antishining salve and swisch, swisch there was no shining girl anymore. She looked as she always do, freckled and blond, and the salvadorian guy was...

[AGAG]

( and then I'm the motherfucker... )

astonished and complained "No shiny shine in the shiny plaits?" with a rather sad stare that was always there since he arrived to finland. All of a sudden, however, his brown dog came running from the streets, and his eyes smiled with joy since it had been months since he ever get to sleep next to her big brown ears. Suddenly, for a second, eveything was old El Salvador, with semi-trees, barking dogs, coughing silver hairs and a poet for an uncle! He was overjoyed and fell asleep for a moment, in the middle of the finnish snow with a phrase on mind "nothing beneath the bottom, unless you dive the blades; counterclockwise: you rise" and with a shy smile on his lips, as if he was dreaming of rainbows. The finnish girl, though, thought he had fainted and was very worried so...