Neverending Story [Game]

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( God are you awake NOW. Again? )

she poured a bucket of icewater over him. Oh No sorry I was joking.

She gave him the "kiss of life" and he opened his blue eyes to the Finnish heaven and he heard a chorus of voices singing "an die Freude". "Oh I am in Europe," he said."Here is the same heaven as HOME. I want to go HOME. Will you earlier so shiny girl follow me to my dear shed and my rats, lizards and elephant"? The girl viewed him and asked."Are you really in your fully senses now?". We are...

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(And for long, a long loooong movie awaits me, it's hungarian )

now in heaven and you want... this maybe is a.. blue cat on a highway... because there are.. cars are peooople... the pope is not... very .. seven of them in... y... yees I need... A gallon of horsesemen pleas..eee.. but nooot with sugar... I'm diabe...tic..." The finnish girl slapped him in the cheek and everything went normal once again... he thanked her and...

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asked in a polite tone if she would help him to the airport because he wanted to go home. "Yes of course," she said. "You had your chance to be a Finn, but I understand, so by, by chilenean guy." "What, what,I am a chilenean now? How did that happen? Are you Russian then or what are you, earlier shiny but now nonplaited girl? I must collect myself. Why did you kiss me I didn't...

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even knew the color your eyes were because you were wearing sunglasses all this time!... a kiss needs color and sight at least!. Why must I go now?, I like pure air and crazy people" The finnish girl said, with a rather unresented voice: "Don't be a fag now, you'll...

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have to go home to Chile and your shed, your rats and your elephant. And all your boyfriends you have bragged about all the time. They can't wait any longer and I have other things to do, than jump around with a fag. Everyone could see that the guy ( He was still a salvadorian. It was the girl that was nasty to him and called him a chilean ( What do you call someone from Chile) because she was a bit frustrated) was hurt and...



Edit: Could you get some order in this?

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((Chilean, yes ))

was holding his own tears, he couldn't hide the frustration and the downside of being sent to prison all over again without the plaited girl that had a sudden mood change and seemed to be pityless. The townsmen witnessed, and the wind stopped suddenly, there was barely time as he got up and cleaned his own clothes that were all stained of finnish weather. His face wasn't weathered at all as he overlooked and said frowning out of the cold wind that whipped again and an interspersed winter he always carries in the heart: "But why the kiss then?" and the unplaited girl answered...

Edit: Here's a bit of it

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(bit of what)( You are in brackets at last. Maybe you have become a bracket and advanced from dot. But, but, I liked you as a dancing dot)

"I had to wake you, I will soon work as a doctor and I must practise on everyone I can find. Yoú seemed to be an attractive "everyone" to experiment on and I had no idea it would be such a pleasure. It surprised me. You surprised me. And I am sorry to see you go, but I understand.( She seems to say that a lot. Must be an understanding girl,.Huh)The Salvadorian guy looked perplex and...


Edit: what is this we (I)are up to????

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(Brackets? are you mad? Dots, I said I'm more comfortable being an ellipsis , two dots instead of one)

just got up with a book thick Dalton book in his right arm and said, still confused "Ok, that's fine and seemingly comprehendable. I understand doctors are a bit mad and write in latin, Do they wear plaits now?.. " And since the finnish girl couldn't find an answer quick enough, another avocado fell closely. He waved goodbye backwards as he walked away like a nigger and inmersed alone into the finnish foreign city but he got lost and couldn't find the airport, so he slept on the streets as he was almost acustomed but...

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( I think I write him out now. Those two are too much and patetic till that)

A Finnish rather brutal policeman found him and said, "So ung man, you think you can stay here and walk on our streets of gold? Oh no, out you go since you have nothing here to do. We don't like people that walk around our town in ragged shoes. Where are you from?" The salvadorian guy was more bewildered than usually. "I am from Chile, I think," "Soso," said the policeman, that himself came from Ecuador, "So,so, let me take you to the airport then." And out flew the salvadorian guy. To Chile maybe. Who knows? But the girl went home with a little tear in her eye and plaited her hair, but...


Edit: Don't you dare to put him in again! I have to give this up for now, by.

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(I know, it must be done, I'll just have a last word about that. By the way... A finnish policeman from Ecuador? .. )

The ecuatorian finn went out to patrol in his leatherpants, custom of the finnish policeforce, while whistling Waltz for debby. On a bend, he found an avocado next to a Dalton's book, all covered in a mass of green shit, like a poem collection midst a baby's cradle. The book had some notes in every page as the language seemed too complicated and archaic even for a finn. The ecuatorian said in finnish: "what a shit!" and kicked it out to the garbage can, erasing the last remains of salvadorean homosexuality of finland... Then a walrus came and raped the ecuatorian in the middle of the street with Black metal music in the background, like a mighty dance of cats but the finnish girl...

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Felt pity for the poor ecuatorian dude beign raped by a walrus (with that dick, poor ecuatorian). To find some help to stop this weird black metal's song interpretation she went all over South America to find all kind of latinamericans fellows: This included a-tinians, uruguayans, chilenians, paraguayans, bolivians, peruvians, venezolanians, and all of those. But when they all came to the place where this butt-raping was taking place, they horrified find out that...

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The poor ecuatorian had fallen in low with the walrus and they were going to have a baby. The walrus was pregnant ( she was a hermaphrodite) and a happier police you seldom saw. They were married in a simple ceremony and all the South-Americans sang for them. But the Finnish Policecorps was amused with big moderation. They were really angry and tried to...

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Arrest the walrus since oddly in Finland it's a crime to be an hermaphrodite, and they were a bit racist so they didn't like the ecuatorian, even though he was also a finn. They chased them both after the ceremony and they ran like hell, holding hands, until...

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the end of the stream of urine at the bottom of his pants.
There were 3 men. 2 of which had hats on. 1 which shaved his eyebrows off and his hair. 2 men in hats, 1 with a bald head and he was naked under his clothes. Tomorrow morning they all wake up in the same bed together. Nobody understands why their faces and anus are sticky and sweaty. Could it be from a scary dream? Could it be from the tooth fairy that was horny?
Nobody knows. The next morning Jesus walks out of the bathroom and wanders around the kitchen. He let's it all hang out. He is completely naked.
2 minutes ago he had clothes on. 2 minutes later he is naked. Now he is naked. Jesus finds his hoverboard from the movie BACK TO THE FUTURE 2 and takes a ride to the local grocery store to buy some porn magazines and condoms for the party he's having at his house tonight. He surfs the Internet for drink recipes that will get guys drunk fast so he can take advantage of them.
He finally stumbles upon a recipe that is made out of formaldehyde and orange juice. "This IS IT" He proclaimed to his roommates. Taking a packet of kool-aid in one hand and a bottle of formaldehyde in the other, he proclaims this day to be good. The party is starting. Guys come from near and far to tastes the Jesus juice. The cups they bring are made out of aerogel. Lucky enough for them the condoms he bought were made out of kevlar and aerogel, so the pleasure will NEVER STOP. In the meantime Satan walks in and puts on a BEE GEES record with the song STAYIN ALIVE and all hell breaks loose! LITERALLY. Jesus bends over, and then....

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blessed Satan, so his green colourface went niggerblack and he told Jesus to stop that blessingbullshit and get him a beer instead. Jesus smiles and says "I can't stop blessing, it is what I do and what I am best at, so bless, bless you Satan. Blessed are you among devils. Satan twists in agony," Stop, that shit before I...

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start to dance!. The Bee gees are my favorite! and I can't just stop because you are sprinkling your sticky holy fluids all over me" Then Jesus started dancing with satan, and hell became an apocalyptic dance floor for homosexual demons and souls that drank martinis and had their dicks all hangy. All this while God himself masturbated in the holy skies with 200 angels massaging his enormous cock that was the size of an araucaria, however...

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God shaked his head with the BeeGeeRhythm and looked sad when he saw all the homos. "What is the world coming to," he said. "I didn't create it to be some dansceplace for homos. See how they leap around like rabbits. If I had wanted humans that jumped like rabbits, I have made them like that, but those things have created themselves!" And he stroke his long beard and jumped to another cloud. "I have seen enough for one day, this is bad, very, very bad." But there was a light in...

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The sky, and suddenly the big mutant lizard from outer space we've all forgotten from the beginning of the story came down to but-rape everybody in the world, starting with the poor salvadorian again. He claimed "Please not again! I can't stand another rape like this anymore". So he went really angry and took out a giant katana to...

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slaughter the lizard. But then the lizard took, from his backpocket an even bigger katanakatana and hunted the poor Salvadorian to the mountains. He ran and he ran but the lizard had eight legs with bigbig feet so he...

[ggonza43]

Kept running and running faster, he was running so fast that out of the nowhere Iron Maiden showed up and started singing "Run to the hills, run for your life". This powerful music made the Salvadorian feel strong, and turned to face the giant 8-feeted spider-lizard, and...

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said " Look up you idiotlizard, I let the whole Iron Maiden loose on you and they will play so loud that you will lose your hearing. And a lizard without hearing ought to go in hide in some cave and never show up again." The lizard stopped on the spot and said with a pathetic voice."Not Maiden, please, not Maiden. I hate them with all my lizardheart. Let me...

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Listen to some real music..Like Nickelback: cried the lizard. And than god struck the lizard with lightning and shouted: ''Fucking lizard, never mention the devil's name again!'' the lizard ran to a mexican restaurant and...

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ordered som turtlemeat. "Are you crazy? said the mexican waiter. Turtlemeat is on the world-inheritance-list(?) and can't be ordered here. You have to go to Finland. There they have hedgehogs as turtles, after they have taken away the pins. It is almost the same." "Okedokey," said the talking and hungry lizard. "I would probably die from starvation before I will be there, so I can take some duckfuck instead." "In a minute sire, I must only fuck the duck first. And he...

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Went outside to find some ducks swimming in a tiny semen-pond he had, just to realize one of the ducks was drinking the water (?) and the duck liked it so much that drank more and more, until it transformed into a sort of turtle-hedeghog-dog-duck-lizard mutant, with 2 dicks: one tiny and other big. So the giant lizard came out to see why it was taking so long, and the mutation suddenly...

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Started to dance in the pale moonlight, and than the lizard pulled a rocket launcher out of it's pocket and blasted the mutated fuckface to eternity, and the lizard said ''i must continue my journey to find some good duckfuck!'' and so..

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he jumped away over the earth on his now ten legs. He had mutated there in silence and there was another head growing on his back. "This is bad", he said. "Vere very bad. What is the world coming to when I soon am a centipede with two heads. It must be Al Gores fault so I am now looking for him and guess what I ...

[ggonza43]

Should eat for breakfast. Of course, the poor ten-feeted, 2-headed mutant lizard didn't know how to make a simple egg and bacon, so he went find some help in order to eat something. In its way he found a young Pac-Man faced guy named Kosmo, and the lizzard asked "Why your face is so spherical and yellow? Are you a chinese". So the Pac-Man faced dude said...

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''I'm part of the Nakaluku-tribe in southern Finland'', the lizard slowly walked away from that freak and went on his journey to find help on how to make breakfast..

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and to adress the blame for the insufferable heat with Al Gore. Breakfast was the easiest. He found a Finnish, yellow tribeman and slurp, slurp, chew, chew. That was the last one of that Nakalukotribe (NOT Nakaluku) and Finland was at last that stupid and useless tribe less. So noone cared since they still had the Laplanders and they were like Finnish niggers. But where was Al? Not...

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in the US... neither new york or maryland... he had gone to greenland to fix some greenbusinesses. The heat, however, was so unbearable, finland started to melt and niggerbears started to populate the remaining cities. A post-armaggedon status was stablished in finland in a couple of hours, people were eating each other and trees woke up from their neverending dream to claim revenge... People got their shotguns out and another D day was seen in the coasts of the northsea, then, niggers had started eating all the white people but..