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No! Spain won! Didn't they?

[ggonza43]

You were right all the time! My mistake. Sorry, sorry! I have made some inquires about my fatherhood and to say it bluntly. You are not my son, Gorgonzola and I have no idea who your father is. I have made a DNA-test on Ö10 and she is my daugter though.
This may come as a shock for you, but since you all the time have had some resistance to the thought of me as your father, and you have been so faithful to mr Priapus, there is a big possibility that you actually is HIS son. Stinky (StinkA)has said it all the time, you know. Now we see that it can be rewarding to be persistent, and you are now perhaps a real son of a god...Congratulations! A God and not a shitty calculator...

I knew it all the time!! Sorry then Mr. Hair, I was starting to like you, but this is how the things should be... I guess. Sorry sis too

[Kosmo]

Ahem, ggonza43 not on the list?

I'd vote for him (or her?) just because he has putten every Stratosong on Youtube.

But from these options i'd vote for StratoTimo, he's blunt.

[ggonza43]

Ahem, ggonza43 not on the list?

I'd vote for him (or her?) just because he has putten every Stratosong on Youtube.

But from these options i'd vote for StratoTimo, he's blunt.

Thanks (And I'm a dude, just in case you're curious ). But one advice, if you wanna post some reasonable comments, don't try the spam section as you're gonna be very confused

[Kosmo]

Yeah i've started to notice that.

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Mr Chang-Ching-Chong ( his name is a bit doubtful, but who cares) wanted to go home and since he had told us everything, we wanted to know, we let him loose. But he didn't want to go emptyhanded, so I went with him to Guangdong. His boyfriend met us at the airport and one could see they were in Chinalove. They rubbed noses! No more talk about green card or Finnish wifes.
He has told us about his "friendship" with Pekka Fucking and now we know a lot more about the alieninvasion. We are going to give all documents to Wikileak and Sirajuddin will be very happy. Those papers will shake the world much more than the Afgan-war-shit and you will all be stunned, I can tell you that. China and Venezuela has a lot to answer to. My father is really upset and he is calculating full time.
But one thing is clear. PEKKA FUCKING IS BACK AND HE IS IN CHINA. JUST NOW.

[AGAG]

Shocking. Is it china or taiwan? just to know if he's a communist too...

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Is the Pope and so on...Of course he is a bloodsucking commy. Hahahah. And an ALIEN to that. He was VERY allergic to sushi...

[robocop656]

He was VERY allergic to sushi...

BAHAHAHA

[ggonza43]

I still can't believe you went with him/her/it to China!! And to meet his/her/its boyfriend!! What have I done to you ?

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

And why not? Chong is a real charmer behind his buttons and screws and who wouldn't like to meet a real alien-robot in his own environment? His boyfriend seemed to be an ordinary Chines though, but I didn't look for screws, so who knows what he has in the back of his skull! But he had no pipe! And we discovered that Chongs pipe was an antenna to Beijing...

[ggonza43]

He was broadcasting what was happening in the forum to Beijing?!

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LIVE?!

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Yes! And some Chinaspydirector could hear everything that was said. They hoped even to go into my fathers brain and take his thoughts. Isn't that scary? But that is the first priority to the "tinklepeople"... Thoughtreading!

[Hubble86]

I can now reveal one thing we got from mr Changs brain.
At 9 am July 7, the baffled airtraffic-controllers at Xiaoshan airport, outside the Capital of Hejiang province, in China, was the first to spot an UFO on their radar. They alerted their government and it caused a boisterous activity.

Since it looked like the cloaked alienship planned to land there or was attempting to disrupt some target on the ground the government decided to close the airport immediately.

Many scared residents have described a large, bright object that was riding fast, through the sky like a cigarrocket, and that it run like it was escaping something. It went south and is supposed to have landed in the lake close to Gaojianxiang.

We have got the explanation from Mr Changs robotbrain. It was PFN that returned to Earth and we have the communication between him and the UFO-Leaders.

PFN: Shit, damn, shit! They have seen us and are closing down. Something is wrong we are far to bright. We seem to be burning. Damn! We have to go down in nearest lake.

Alien-Government=AG: Something is wrong with your warmshield! Jaja. You must do what you have to do. We will fish you up...

PFN: Shit. Goats. Hircines. Misereres. We are down now and it is wet but I can see your djonk. Nice to be here again.

AG: Jaja! Welcome. We have much to talk about. Chong has betrayed us and huge Hugo is mocking his neighbours. We have to DO something soon. See you later Pekkaalligator...

[ggonza43]

I wouldn't have guessed it!

[Hubble86]

Gosh, gosh! Where did you find that old photo? I look almost like Einstein there! I remember it well. I had hoped to play with John Coltrane, but he didn't like my fingering. He was very supporting though and recommended me to Thelle Monk. So I sat in when he was stoned and was lying on the floor. Those were the days son...

[ggonza43]

You looked cool with that guitar...You shouldn't have listened him

[Hubble86]

Sorry! I still do. Every night he wakes me at every fortieth minute

[ggonza43]

Ah, I see . And what about this?:

[Hubble86]

That does not in the least look like me.. But those other two are MaMadonna and her brother Sebaot Jeremias.

[ggonza43]

MaMadonna without all the surgeries !

[Hubble86]

No no! This drawing was done after her latest surgery. I think she have eaten too much coagulated compressed milk curds resembling cheese...You can also see, that her brother Sebaot Jeremia has got a lot of free cheese by his sister. But in his case it has got stuck in his chin...

[ggonza43]

Haha, I see...The danger of botox !

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Jaja. You have found fathers aunt. Great! She hate the day when she started to do all those Botoxfill and the Facial Plastic surgery.

[Hubble86]

Ha ha! I haven't seen that old bitch for twenty years but she looks the same. She stole that chicken from me and I will not forgive her as long as I live. That is what I have calculated with at least. :pissed2: :pissed2: :pissed: :pissed: She can draw something old over herself.

[ggonza43]

It would be like playing "join the dots" !

[Hubble86]

Join the dots is not my Cure. Is this what you amuse yourself with when others do important things. Huh.

My daughter though like to dance as a dot with another dot, so there is something in that. Dotdancing is rather interesting but not so rewarding as one could think...

[AGAG]

What about dotfucking?



Not as happy as it sounds..

[Hubble86]

Dotfucking? Why not? When the minute quantity or fragment of molecules, melting together in a fuse that only can be seen in a particle-microscope. Jaja. Why not? And the result? A doublefuse never to be seen again even in that microscope. But reversed to energy. Beautiful thought...

But those two bananas doesn't look as happy as they ought to. Is something wrong in the bananayard?

[ggonza43]

One happy banana + One sad banana = RAPE !