whitebird, a browser for white people

[miditek]

Let's take a closer look at rap/hip-hop, etc. Here's what it looks like when professionally transcribed.



Oh, wait- I forgot the lyrics!

%^&* #$%^ *!@$ *%^+! &%$@!

[+#)!(!]"\^*|<]

Oh, wait- I forgot the lyrics!

%^&* #$%^ *!@$ *%^+! &%$@!

Look- don't bring me into this.

[Bathory Killcraft]

I listen to both genres. What does that make me? (I'm as white as they come.)

A misguided yet hopefully salvagable white...

[Rebel]

Let's take a closer look at rap/hip-hop, etc. Here's what it looks like when professionally transcribed.



Oh, wait- I forgot the lyrics!

%^&* #$%^ *!@$ *%^+! &%$@!

Ignorance sounds great. Especially since you're trying to transcribe a vocal style.

[Bathory Killcraft]

The lyrical content of all (C)rap revolves around one single theme, namely muh-dik...

[Rebel]

The lyrical content of all (C)rap revolves around one single theme, namely muh-dik...

Not that I make a practice of arguing with people as closed minded as you, but, the video I posted is part of a rap space opera. Extremely entertaining concept album

[Bathory Killcraft]

Not that I make a practice of arguing with people as closed minded as you, but, the video I posted is part of a rap space opera. Extremely entertaining concept album

Muh-dik in space then...

[NeverendingAbyss]

[quote="+#)!(!]"\^*|<$%"]

Oh, wait- I forgot the lyrics!

%^&* #$%^ *!@$ *%^+! &%$@!

Look- don't bring me into this. [/quote]

Fuck....

I'll be watching porn for the meanwhile.

[doc_holliday]

Actually if some whites made a www.blackbirdbrowser.com to poke fun on negroes we would have swarms of people and negroes screaming "dis s rayciss n sheet".

But when blacks want to poke fun on whites and their culture it is perfectly acceptable...

I say ship them back to africa now...

and you, go back to stormfront

[Bathory Killcraft]

and you, go back to stormfront

Dats rayciss n sheet...

[Rebel]

Not that I make a practice of arguing with people as closed minded as you, but, the video I posted is part of a rap space opera. Extremely entertaining concept album

Muh-dik in space then...

Ripe with political commentary too. Not to hate on power metal, but it has more intelligent lyrics than your average Rhapsody album

[miditek]

Not that I make a practice of arguing with people as closed minded as you, but, the video I posted is part of a rap space opera. Extremely entertaining concept album

Muh-dik in space then...

Ripe with political commentary too. Not to hate on power metal, but it has more intelligent lyrics than your average Rhapsody album

Littered with continuous, vile, unintelligible ebonic obscenities from a dialect that is a rather distant cousin of the Queen's English, along with a generous portion of ANC gangster culture propaganda. Extremely popular with white prepubescent suburban mall rats and Jersey shore-type guidos nationwide!

Typical life span of the average rapper/gangsta is rather short- which is, generally speaking, until he gets a cap popped in his ass from a rival rap faction from either coast or shortly after the release of sophomore album- whichever comes first.


Blackbird: the ultimate browser for guilt-ridden white liberal fools...

[Bathory Killcraft]

Blackbird: the ultimate browser for guilt-ridden white liberal fools...

I suggest you replace the job search tool(blacks are allergic to work) with a welfare cheques and food stamps one. This abomination of a browser will immediately have millions of hits and easily displace Internet Explorer as the most popular web browser worldwide.

It's amazing how blacks can get away with something as blatantly racist as this stupid browser. Damn white guilt...

[miditek]

I suggest you replace the job search tool(blacks are allergic to work) with a welfare cheques and food stamps one. This abomination of a browser will immediately have millions of hits and easily displace Internet Explorer as the most popular web browser worldwide.

It's amazing how blacks can get away with something as blatantly racist as this stupid browser. Damn white guilt...

I don't use Blackbird or the other abomination known as IE (which is probably even buggier and worse than Blackbird).

My personal preference is Opera, which is probably the closest thing that I'll get to a "Norwegian Black Death Metal browser" anytime soon! Now if I can just find a Motorhead skin for it......

[Bathory Killcraft]

Yeah, I too avoid IE like the plague. I was using Opera a lot in the past, these days I'm hooked with Chrome but Opera is definitely a complete browser.

Anyways, back to the subject, once around blacks...never relax...

[browneyedgirl]

Is this fer real?


There is a browser called Crazybrowser which is real, and gets good reviews, maybe I should try it. :crazy1:

[ggonza43]

Something that got my attention...If black metal is for white people only, then if we don't want to be acussed of racist, we should create "white metal" for niggas ?!

[miditek]

Is this fer real?

Yes, indeed it is- and is available for download from, the following URL:

http://www.blackbirdhome.com

Something that got my attention...If black metal is for white people only, then if we don't want to be acussed of racist, we should create "white metal" for niggas ?!

That's already been done. For instance, Led Zeppelin was heavily influenced by black blues musicians such as Willie Dixon, Robert Johnson, and Memphis Minnie. Jimmy Page took several old blues standards, and slightly reworked them, and then cranked the tunes up through a loud 100w Marshall. They then added John Bonham's thunderous drums, and Robert Plant's girly squeals. That was the original formula.

The 1990's-era metal band, Living Colour, comprised of black musicians who were in turn, heavily influenced by Led Zeppelin.

The irony of the situation was that Zeppelin sounded much more "black" than Living Colour, and Living Colour sounded much more "white" than Zeppelin. Go figure.

[Kosmo]

Maybe this means that black people are actually PEOPLE aswell and don't only make music that sounds ''black''..No that couldn't be..

[Rebel]

Is this fer real?

Yes, indeed it is- and is available for download from, the following URL:

http://www.blackbirdhome.com

Something that got my attention...If black metal is for white people only, then if we don't want to be acussed of racist, we should create "white metal" for niggas ?!

That's already been done. For instance, Led Zeppelin was heavily influenced by black blues musicians such as Willie Dixon, Robert Johnson, and Memphis Minnie. Jimmy Page took several old blues standards, and slightly reworked them, and then cranked the tunes up through a loud 100w Marshall. They then added John Bonham's thunderous drums, and Robert Plant's girly squeals. That was the original formula.

The 1990's-era metal band, Living Colour, comprised of black musicians who were in turn, heavily influenced by Led Zeppelin.

The irony of the situation was that Zeppelin sounded much more "black" than Living Colour, and Living Colour sounded much more "white" than Zeppelin. Go figure.

I remember when I used to think Led Zeppelin was awesome.
Then I heard Deep Purple
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[ggonza43]

Maybe this means that black people are actually PEOPLE aswell and don't only make music that sounds ''black''..No that couldn't be..

You racist son of a *beep* !

[Kosmo]

What if i'm black?!

[ggonza43]

...But you're yellow !! Why deny the obvious?

[Kosmo]

It's true, it's true...Pac Men are CHINESE!

[ggonza43]

I KNEW IT!!

[miditek]

Maybe this means that black people are actually PEOPLE aswell and don't only make music that sounds ''black''..No that couldn't be..

Your missing the point, and the entire thing went completely over your head. The statement was intended to illustrate both humor, as well as irony- and you chose to assume that it meant something else. Both are great bands, at the end of the day. Your NAACP guilt trip propaganda won't work on me.

[Kosmo]

Maybe YOU missed my point..

Okay i don't have a point.

Propaganda will get you too one of these days.

[ggonza43]

And I missed a coma *drums for a joke*!

[browneyedgirl]

Was the Blackbird browser invented by Steve Urkel?

[miditek]

Was the Blackbird browser invented by Steve Urkel?

Hmmmm, an interesting theory, but unless I'm mistaken, I think that Steve Urkel is a Linux enthusiast. Windows and the MacOS are mere toys as far as that kid is concerned!

Edit: After further research, it appears that the technical and financial brains behind the Blackbird browser appear to be a comeback of sorts from one Oliver Wendell Jones, who first rose to fame with the (now defunct) "Banana Junior 6000" system. When first introduced, the BJ-6000 series proved to be far superior in the technical and pricing areas against its nearest competitor, the Apple Macintosh.



Unfortunately, Apple used its then monopoly power status on GUI-based operating systems to file a completely unmerited and frivilous lawsuit against Jones' company, Banana Systems, LLC. Unfortunately for consumers, Apple was able to use its cash hoard gained from its ridiculously overpriced (and, I might add, overrated) hardware to essentially bankrupt its nascent competitior through a series of costly legal maneuvers, and the appeals process was the final nail in the proverbial corporate coffin.



Cursing the two Steves (Jobs and Wozniak, repsectively), Jones vowed revenge and eventually accepted a high level position as a senior security analyst with the NSA for several years.

The Blackbird browser is one of the first new products from Jones, although rumor has it that the young genius was also secretly contracted by Symantec to write newer and ever more volatile malware and virsues in order to expand its presence in the growing MacOS anti-virus market - an offer which Jones gladly accepted, and even refused payment for- on general principle.