Neverending Story [Game]

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by ggonza43 » Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:39 pm

What all the niggers didn't know is that whenever they eat a single white person, they'll turn into one of them. So all the niggas were freaked out and started to run far away from the whities, and they all planned to start their own country called...
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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Thu Aug 12, 2010 8:40 pm

Runawayfromthewhitiesland which was idiotic so the white called it Theidiotsthatrunawaytoaworthlessland. Well, well there the Blacksy were in that land with different names. The whities started to build a large wall between them and the blacks made small white woodoodolls with pins and throw at the wall. With no effect what so ever. The whities laughed out loud HAHAHAHA, but soon the laugh got stuck in their...

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Post by ggonza43 » Fri Aug 13, 2010 4:52 pm

Throat and one by one the whities started to choke themself of laughter, and as soon as that was coming to an end, everybody died...With this amazing news, the blackies started to travel around the globe spreading the news that the whities' reign is over and they'd take control of everything. Thus...
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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by Kosmo » Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:48 pm

Uncle Scrooge loaded up his brand new shotgun that he stole from a squirrel and went hunting for those blackies, but than he ran into a magical pony and...

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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Sat Aug 14, 2010 5:01 am

the pony told him to stop the shooting of niggers. "The laughingvirus has spread and Blackies die in millions now, so you can save your gunpowder for rainy days. You are one of the few Whities that are immune to the virus so you can laugh a natural laugh if you want to". But uncle Scrooge smiled a sad smile and...

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Post by AGAG » Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:33 am

mutated into a nigger, he had been afected by a new virus called niggaN1 that was spreading all over finland, then..
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Post by Kosmo » Mon Aug 16, 2010 6:06 am

Uncle Scrooge had to pull off a wild card, he visited his best friend...Matti Vanhanen who than offered Scrooge something to drink but Scrooge didn't want no goddamn applejuice, he wanted retribution! So he loaded up (with guns and booze, of course.) and went to hunt those evil bastards who were behind the new virus..Duckfucks! So...

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Post by ggonza43 » Tue Aug 17, 2010 6:58 pm

I don't feel like thinking of some clever and at the same time funny continuation as this story it's getting off my hands very quickly. So I'm gonna just write here whatever I want and whatever I feel, because I'm Priapus' son and I can do anything I want. But I know this won't be this easy, as there's always someone somewhere around to...
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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:13 pm

deny you your birthright. Ja,ja, but not me! Serves you right to be Priapus unchecked son. I will stay with Matti. He is such a charming guy and he shoot uncle Scooge with a well-meaning shot. "Pang pang you are dead", he said. "May I propose a toast for you? But it is maybe to late to toast for your health. HAHAHAHAHAHA, To your death then". And he went out on the Nerwegian fjeld-topp, but in the valley you could see the Norweigian police. There were 52 of them and they all...

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Post by Hubble86 » Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:11 am

were skiing in an horrendous speed. Soon they caught little Matti and put handcuffs on him. He was more than furious, he was furioufurious and kicked them whereever he could. He had strong and a bit bulky legs, so ten of the Norweigian policemen had to go to hospital and have their injuries plastered untill they looked like mummys. Norweigian policemummys. :roll: Those mummys were exposed for muchmuch laugh and a source of merriment so...

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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:31 pm

( Why is it only me and my father that writes here? Come on! It is fun!)

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Post by Kosmo » Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:51 pm

(I'm not much of a storyteller.)

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Post by AGAG » Sun Aug 29, 2010 4:59 am

Norway became a policeless state in which blackmetal fans could arson at their leisure ranging from churches to callcenters. Finnish police closed the borders since they didn't want to have their churches burnt. So the Ivalo-wall was built... dividing these great nations with no purpose at all
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Post by HinatAArcticA » Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:15 pm

Then Tommy Wiseau came by and did this

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by Kosmo » Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:31 pm

(HinatAArcticA might have a clue of who NC might be..No? ) :wink:

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:36 am

First! Who want to know who NC is? Not me. He isn't in the story and shouldn't be there at all!


Tommy came by and the Norweigian police cheered. "There you are" said a overoverdetectiv. "The whole world is looking for you and we the great Norweigian police got you. Now we will judge you to life, or why not DEATH. "But, but," said Tommy and looked gloomy, "I have...

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Post by AGAG » Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:46 am

a lot of things to do first. I'm still a virgin and.. and.." The police officer took no heed of his hesitations and handcuffed him rather harshly. "But what did I do that was so bad for mankind?" The officer responded:..
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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:53 am

" Your pure existence is a mockery to mankind and we must eliminate persons like you to keep the race clean. You are a shame and death is the best for you" He looked very defined, when he shaked the poor man very hard. "Come on let me throw you in some presenwhole. "But, but, said Tommy. "I have just...

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Post by AGAG » Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:00 am

signed a contract and I was just this close of loosing my virginity at last and and... but..." "There's no use, you can always masturbate in jail while we hold you there" Tommy was in pain and his fear could be seen.. "NO!, I've never done that because I'm a...
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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:40 pm

eunuch and I miss something to do it with. "Aha", said the overoverpoliceman. "We can fix that here, both your virginity and the missing part. You wait and see, we overoverpolicemen can make all the difference. Take it easy, Tommy." And Tommy...

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Post by AGAG » Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:17 pm

agreed reluctantly to get in the officer´s car. It was norwegian and there were also a norwegian whore, a norwegian drug dealer and a finnish goat farmer that had also traded drugs in the past... his name as Tommy found out later began with a P, but he was more or less drunk and he couldn´t make out the rest of it. The Norwegian druglord asked:..
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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:47 am

Tommy where he had got all that vodka and Tommy pointed at the overoverdetective."He is the sound of music here in Norway", said Tommy. "He will run to the hills for you and he sings like a lark if you give him a kiss. He fixed my virginity too. Easy as a pancake. Ask him! He is a corrupt norweigian overoverdetective. Jaja He comes from zueala and it says it all. Haha, I will soon pay me out of here". "But!" said the druglord," are..."

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by Hubble86 » Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:40 am

Jaja daughter This seems to stay in the family.


you really sure you want to go out? The overover has been on the top and so they seem to do it here. He has helped you with your virginity and that was important for you to get that fixed. Tommy smiled "Ja, ja" He said. "I have at last found the music on the hills and the sound must be Norweigan because it is so corny, so I...

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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:52 am

:lol: Jaja Papa. We are the last rats on this ship...


can puke when I hear them. That is why I have to corrupt myself out of here even if Overover is a very nice and cooperative virginfixer. He has even given me some...

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by Kosmo » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:55 am

Cupcakes! :oops:

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:58 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: No No. You must go on with the story. Not just ONE word will do here. CAPISCE :x :x

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by Kosmo » Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:08 pm

Okay..

Tommy ate the cupcakes he got from Overover (who ever that is?!), and ventured off to Las Vegas to gamble a bit, ofcourse being the dumbdumb he is he lost ALL of his earthly belongings,''Fuck the system'' said little Tommy and kicked a duck in the face, but then Tommy had an amazing idea...

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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:47 pm

:luv1: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


"My heavenly belongings are still intact", he thought,"So I can be a preacher for metalmusic here in sinful Vegas." And he was! He preached and he preached and all the people sang and sang again, from their full hearts, the lovely Kamelot(!) and Stratosongs, so they had to move to bigger and bigger churches. Soon the whole Vegas was a bigbig metalfort and all the worlds metalfans poured in. The Gamblinghalls had to...

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Post by AGAG » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:54 pm

be full of people, but nobody came one night. Tommy suddenly peed his pants in despair and called a friend, Timo, which was casualy in town, he said:..
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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:02 pm

:lol:
"Isn't it that damn peeing bloke from Stratoforum that is gambling here now. He that sings Evans when all the others sing MY beautiful songs. Throw him out Icecar. We can't have that Salvadorianidiot here in our Mecca." "But, but",said Icecar,"I am not so strong and he has that Stratowarius with him and she is so sisufinnish. She has bowflexat all week, so...

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