Neverending Story [Game]

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Post by AGAG » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:06 pm

his bowels must be strong, all that shit he consumes as breakfast must be something too" Timo peed his pants as he realized he was powerless and no one would come. The salvadorean entered the hall and watched everyone's wet pants. Timo started to prepare makeup for..
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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:29 pm

Jenn, but she said"Is this some peeingclub here? I don't want to be make-up-ed by some peeing idiots, so I am leaving Vegas and am going back to Finland. By By idiots" But Stratowarius that was a VERY NICE GIRL, said. "Come on boys, I will fix diapers for you all, you can't go on like this, we must buy plastictrousers." "Jaja." said the peeing idiots," We would...

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Post by AGAG » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:33 pm

be lying if we said we wouldn't enjoy that, please begin" The hall was packed in about 6 minutes to contemplate how the very nice girl changed the diapers of 40 years old man. There was a party afterwards as everyone contemplated the goods of Mr Timo. He announced yet a new book titled...
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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:44 pm

"How I learnt to pee in public" " Buu" said the public, " You stink and so do all of you in this peeingclub. Out, out from here." And they hunted the Peers out of the room and soon there was a crying and a weeping from all sources... "Buu," said the peeing Salvadorian."I love to pee and shit and I can't talk about anything else. It is my life and my hobby. What...

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Post by AGAG » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:48 pm

else could I do now, now that people don't appreciate the times I pee and shit when I'm asleep? Would this be the end?" Timo tried to cheer up the salvadorean, he hugged him and peed a little. The salvadorean had a fresh smile and started shitting. Suddenly all the other people joined. It was a magical moment and the whole street was full of piss and shit and there was joy. "This..
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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:53 pm

NONONONONONONONO. I am out till someone brings this story out of this analstadie. Havent there been a lot to much of this peeshit now?huhuhuhu. you have to fix this...Capisce :x

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Post by AGAG » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:56 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: If you wish:

Once upon a time, there was a cute dog. It was brown and had a cute little owner that..
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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:02 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: shit and peed everywhere...Sigh...

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Post by AGAG » Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:05 pm

:) One day, after shitting green all over the pasta dinner he felt powerful and strong, he took out the cute dog for a walk with some sloven clothes and...
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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:10 pm

:lol: Hope all this shittalk don't follow me for the rest of this evening. You have to go along by yourself in this mountain of shit for now I am out for today. Wish me luck with the dinner...Thank you...

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Post by AGAG » Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:13 pm

Have a nice pasta. Don't pour anything green on it

... And decided to walk for hours and hours and hours without knowing where to go, the music lead him to..
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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:54 am

The pasta was nice. Jaja. Over to the pissing again? NO!

And he walked and he walked and suddenly he was back home again. He had gone in a circle. "OH I love to go in circles",he thougt. "This is my life in a nutshell, walking in circles. I will never come out of this one so I can just sit down and circlereflex over my meaningless life. Here I sit with my dog and there is...

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Post by Kosmo » Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:06 am

Not a single nazi-bear in sight, wonderful! Or so thought the little boy with a red baseball cap..Little did he know then that behind him there was something far more worse than socialist bears..
No, those were RELIGIOUS BEARS! The little boy with the red baseball cap and his dog ran for their lives as the RELIGIOUS BEARS tried to advertise ''The ultimate religion'' wich contains beliefs from Islam,christianity,paganism and buddhism!
The brave little boy in the red baseball cap said: ''STOP! I've had it with these motherfucking RELIGIOUS BEARS in this motherfucking religious country!''.
And so...

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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:19 pm

:lol: :lol:

we must thank the agnostic god, that the brave little boy, with the red little cap, wasn't running to some toilet every fifth minute. He was very abstenious and concentrated in his atheism. "I don't believe in some fucking sort of doctrine", he yelled to his little dog, that full of fright jumped up and down. "Voffvoff", he voffed."No fucking voffdoctrine. No fucking voffislam. No fucking religious voffbear shall eat us. We voffvoffeat them". "Yes, jaja", said the little boy with his red little cap on awry. "Let us lay our beartable for bearsteak". And they...

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Post by AGAG » Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:27 pm

Got their guns out to make bearsteak, he ran in circles like an expert, so fast, the bears couldn't even get a grasp on his position and so they were defeated by all the anti-religious bullets. After commiting this crime, the boy with a red cap had a big campfire in the middle of his house's front street. Many hungry dogs came along and there was joy that day..
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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:40 pm

:shock: but maybe not for so long...The bearsteak tasted as bearsteaks should and Kosmo and Agar were among the first to cut in."Yum, yum" they said with one mouth. But the "yum" almost got stuck in their throats when an eardeafening roar was heard.Their blood froze to ice, when a 2,65 meter high monster piled up against the darkening sky.
It was papa bear and he was angry. "Who has slept in my bed",he brummed,"and who in hell is eating my wife?."It is the brave little boy with the red cap on awry", stuttered AGAG. "On no condition we. Him, him"...But the bear that was very nearsighted couldn't see the little brave boy with the red cap. But, but, he saw AGAG and Kosmo and...

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Post by AGAG » Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:17 am

..they started running as if they had seen a nigger.. Kosmo's poor physical condition didn't help at all and in about 2 minutes, the bear pawed him violently and got him unconscious on a side alley.. Agag found time to pick him up on his arms and run like a juststole nigger while kosmo rested unconscious ranting about a guy named Kakko for whom he had sexual desires, as Agag found out later in the chase. The bear continued to push on until an alien ship came out of nowhere and abducted the two running idiots, leaving the papabear alone to destroy things at leisure, it killed about 2/3ds of the world's population in anger. The aliens were bummed about Agag's heroica skills and they said : "Who is..
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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:44 am

:lol: Are you happy now when the story is about you again? :lol: :lol: Okay! For a while more, but...


that idiot that quarrel with papa bear after you have eaten his wife? You must be a Salvadorian. And you the halfunconscious bloke must be a Finn that lost his sisu. We can't have you here on our beautiful ship. You are contaminating us. We are allergic to sushi and you both look like sushis. So out you go". And out they went. Back to papa bear that was angrier than anyone ever had been in the whole world. HUH. So they had to run again, but this time they...

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Post by AGAG » Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:30 am

found two poo-sticks with which they fiercely faced papabear. The Finn was down in seconds, not knowing how to correctly handle a poostick. The salvadorean took him heroically to a safe place. The very same Salvadorian had been born with poosticks, the legend goes that he was a poostick himself that someone shat on a saturday morning at exactly 6am and that magicdwarfs turned him into a human. Nevertheless, he was a master of poo. He faced the gargantuanbear and filled his bearnostrils with poo and the poo made papabear tumble like a house of cards when you throw poo at it. The smell was hideous and repellently frightful, but not for Agag which had his nose acustomed to the most horrorful shitsmells, then Kosmo regained consciousness and thanked the powerful shithero with...
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Post by ggonza43 » Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:12 pm

(tl;dr = too long, didn't read. I'll just put anything)
Another powerful shitero-woman, that was so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so ugly she looked like shit :roll:. That's why...
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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:10 am

:( Butt Gorgonzola!! :roll: What is this? :x :x

She looked JUST as some a-tinian shitcheese. She wasn't interested in the talker from Salvador so she turned away and went out of the story. The big bear was hungry and grieving his wife that the nasty guys had eaten so he decided to get his revenge. He set up a trap for them. A humantrap and look what he got there. A...

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Post by ggonza43 » Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:43 pm

Special meal for 2 with some nice human dishes. Everybody was scared to see they were going to eat humans, so they started worring if they should really kill them or not. So then sone crazy canadian took out a gun and shoot them, but what he wasn't aware of is that they had 43 lives and that's why...
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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Sun Sep 12, 2010 8:26 am

Jaja that is much better!

they started to cry. "There went the best of our 43 lives! And the 42 we have left are all worthless, so we can take them first as last". And they did, so we are spared from them from now on. Thank you! Butt the Papabear got food for a week and was very happy. " Haha" he said, " This is my revengemeal. You slept in my bed and ate my wife. Now I eat you and I don't need those stupid cooking utensils, those corny grills, to prepare you. I eat you raw and you really have an appetizing, halfhuman, flavour. Yum, brum, yum brum"...Butt what was that? :shock: Something echoed in the wood and...

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Post by AGAG » Mon Sep 13, 2010 12:04 pm

then Superdog came out in the shape of a Golden Retriever, he wasn't as beautiful as a husky or a cocker spaniel (a brown one, with yellow/red ribbons and cute ears) but he had incredible fur. Superdog had this V-shaped mark around his butt that was the stigmata of superdog. Supercat had pawed him when they were lovers and were trying some overtheriver position on the Tamesis' shifting currents, the howl that night was heard through miles and miles and miles. Pieranunzi was playing some tight shit in a local bar when a superfight started. Papabear vs Superdog. Paws vs Paws. Cute tongue vs Cute hugs. Everything seemed like an ocean and every tiny little movement would corrupt the scene by ripples. The fight started and the salvadorean joined sides with the Goldendog. He mounted him (non-sexually for a change) and yielded a golden dick which he had picked up from Italy. Pieranunzi smiled. There was a fight and papabear was a fierce oponent. The earth trembled by the energy of the golden dick, there was no place to run and the planet would soon get off of it's axis.. half of helsinki was shattered and...
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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:21 pm

with one single, butt, butt, very heavy blow the Papabear sank the a lot weaker Superdog. "There you got it", said the bear. "That was for all the Misereres and Hircines, I have met in my days. I could kill you now, but I am a forgiving Papabear so I will sing for you instead". And he sang with his deap bassvoice for the crushed and conquered Superdog. Melody was Oh Tannenbaum...

"Oh, brumbrumbrum, oh brumbrumbrum,

How cool is my avengesong,

Oh, brumbrumflum, Oh brumbrumflum,

I sing along all this week long,

I sing not nor in summertime,

Nein auch im winter can I rhyme,

Oh brumbrumswing, oh brumbrumsving,

I sing my song and I am king...


Butt, butt the Superdog was chewing his angergum and he planned to...

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Post by AGAG » Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:37 pm

intrude in papabear's special zone with a round-kick, since he was a lot busy singing Deutschland Über Alles now. Superdog got his down-paws ready to strike and he struck him with strength and heroicism. The german-nationalist song was now gone and the pain was now visible through the now frowned papabear's face.. "I haven't felt this kind of pain since..
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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:03 pm

they took out my wisdom-tooth. This is almost unBEARable". He jumped around on his forelegs and from his wideopen mouthcave came a sound never heard before, in that forest. The Superdog stiffened in his attack and sort of hung in the air. Papabear took his chance and grabbed him by the ears and threw him up in the nearest birch. There he hung up and down, on a weak branch that creaked precariously. "Vofvof, let me down", he moaned pateticly, "I promise to be an obedient little dog from now on, and never use my down-paws(?) again. I will even sing Deutschland uber alles brumbrumbrum" "Haha, said Papabear, "That was just what I wanted to hear,so now...

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Post by AGAG » Wed Sep 15, 2010 4:31 am

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we can all be friends and sing about nationalism!". Papabear got the dog down and he moaned in pain after his downdown-paws touched the ground "It's my ears" he said with a very sad stare.. "You seem like my superowner when he was little, he pulled my ears.. he used to hate me, but I understand.. he was an idiot back then, we got to be friends and share until that horrible... but why you.. now?" Tears were about to flow through his sad brown fur, all the hatred was gone and he looked like he used to when left alone just with his owner, both staring outside the window, just books and the same street, wall.. However, Papabear was a badbear so he laughed and said...
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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:58 am

"so you stupid dog, with your stupid down-down and never up-up paws, thinks you can fool me with those crocodiletears. I can see the devil in your eyes and I will now put an end to this stupid charade. I will place you in a Zoo i El Salvador. There you can think over your poor attempt to be a Superdog with super down-paws. And for the rest of your life you will remember WHO IS THE EXTREMESUPERSUPER BEAR. Jaja look at me with your sad stupid eyes it will not help, because I HAVE NO HEART. HAHAHAHAHA". He lauged all the way to the bank since he got a big sack of money for the no longer Superdog, with the no longer super down-paws. But the bankmanager had a surprise for him. It was...

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Post by AGAG » Tue Sep 21, 2010 12:56 pm

a KGB former agent which was working now on animal protection services. She said: "Do you realize that you just damned superdog? you sent him to EL SALVADOR ZOO, hence a big pile of shit in which he'll starve to death!.. he was the key of our operations in order to make America a socialismus nation! Now we'll have to wait for decades!" Some KGB dog protectors grabbed papabear and they proceeded to torture him for some days playing nutcracker suites on his nuts.. On the third he finally said..
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