Best & Worst Post of the year

[adrian9]

yeah is about that time of the year when we sit down and think ......what the hell I did with my time on the earth.
well since we share some moments here, we laugh, we curse., why dont choose the best and the worst post of the year?

my nominees are
-kupianenitaly96 for his famous "I've hit with a punch my computer"
-robocop for his "FUCK THIS THREAD. FUCK IT ALL TO HELL. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!!!" and then god´s wrath. just cool:D

[BBBBBBBBBB]

yeah is about that time of the year when we sit down and think ......what the hell I did with my time on the earth.
well since we share some moments here, we laugh, we curse., why dont choose the best and the worst post of the year?

my nominees are
-kupianenitaly96 for his famous "I've hit with a punch my computer"
-robocop for his "FUCK THIS THREAD. FUCK IT ALL TO HELL. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!!!" and then god´s wrath. just cool:D

Worst post

[robocop656]

I vote this thread for memorable laughing midget boners: http://forum.stratovarius.com/viewtopic ... sc&start=0

When Carcass says this:

Carcass:
Henrik Klingenberg went to the same highschool as me. He had a vertically challenged girlfriend.

robocop656:
So she was a midget??

Carcass:
At least my brother swears he had one. I have some vague memories of a blond midget sharing the seat of a motorbike with a normal-sized dude.

[browneyedgirl]

AGAG and NE have uttered some laughable and funny posts. I sometimes wondered if they were intentional or not.

Some of midtek's musings are funny, too.

[AAAAAAAAAA]

Kosmo! Kosmo! Kosmo!!!

[BBBBBBBBBB]

Kosmo! Kosmo! Kosmo!!!

Seems like you still have that shrew problem

[AGAG]

Kosmo! Kosmo! Kosmo!!!

Your avatar has funny effects on my underpants

[NeverendingAbyss]

Easily the best one:

A10's golden trolling year.

Posted Dec. 21, 2009. It still counts.

Quote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Khello?
Stranger: Well HAY
You: I come from Ukraine! How are you today/
Stranger: Good, how are you?
You: From UKRAINE in KIEV (city of the GOLD) I am good
You: UKRAINE IS GREATEST COUNTRY IN PARADISE!!!
Stranger: Cool!
You: and where you coming from, you are american hircine I suppose?
Stranger: I am
You: (wasn't american hircine a green day album or something?)
Stranger: "American Idiot"
You: well nice to meet you yankee hircismus, caprylic miserere
Stranger: lol ur mad
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lol
You: Pablo has a question
You: Pablo wants to know, when will Strato LEAVE Kiev? He loves goodbyes!
Stranger: Try to piss me off, Pablo, I don't care about my country
You: dont make me smash board
You: Can you please tell Pablo when Strato leave kiev?
Stranger: You are anti-American, correct?
You: I am PRO UKRAINE.
You: UKRAINE (GREATEST!!! MORE WONDERFUL country than the USA)
Stranger: Hircine, I am to assume, translates to "idiot" in English, am I right so far?
You: why you think?
Stranger: And, you most certainly did refer to me as a yankee idiot
Stranger: Because, the green day album is titled "American Idiot"
You: American Hircine?
You: I'm pretty sure you have it wrong. Its American Hircine.
You: I'm 90% sure
You: Anyway...
Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Idiot
Stranger: haueuahe.
You: Let me take look..
You: Oh...
You: The UKRAINE version of cd (which is greatest!!!) has title American Hircine. For marketing reasons, I guess.
You: Interesting...
You: You know band is not even called Green Day here. It is called CAPRYLIC MERETRIX.
You: All marketing...
You: SO ARE YOU A YANKEE!?
Stranger: Hey, I bite.
Stranger: You win.
You: UKRAINE WINS
You: always
Stranger: You are indeed, the better troll.
Stranger: I fell for it, comrade.
You: ....
Stranger: The smell of herpes and urine.
You: WHAT
Stranger: Hircine
You: HUUUUH!?
You: UKRAINE IS CONFUSED!!!
Stranger: UKRAINE IS GOD
Stranger: AMERICAN GOAT
You: well...
Stranger: Tell Pablo
Stranger: Kiev will rise
Stranger: I am a man whose name is AAAAAAA
You: What? You have it all wrong!!!
Stranger: Pardon
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAA
You: I am the one who bears this name!! IT IS ME!!!
You: And you....
You: WHO ARE YOU!
Stranger: I am a man whose eyes catch the light
Stranger: BYO PABLO
Stranger: SIGN MY CD
You: you say bye to pablo!?
Stranger: PABLO YOU ARE HIRCINE
You: Do you KNOW who is pablo!?
Stranger: PABLO IS HIRCINE
You: DONT TELL PABLO THAT! YOU TALK CRAZY!!!!
Stranger: AMIRITE OR AMIRITE
You: You are OUT OF CONTROL!!
Stranger: ITTY BITTY BABY YOU GOD DAMN NIGGER
You: HUUUUUH....I dont know what priapus will do to us once he catches a glimpse of this...
Stranger: HE CAN SHOVE HIS ASS UP HIS ASS
You: that would be a commendable feat of acrobatics...
Stranger: Hehauehaue.
You: Do you have any words for our Strato Forummers...?
You: ....!
Stranger: Tell them I admitted defeat
You: And how so?
Stranger: I used the google
Stranger: and discovered my gullibility, if that should be a word in my dictionary
You: I noticed that "American Hircine" redirects to our lovely place.
You: Anyway, we're through here. I think you'll have more luck as private detective than a MERETRIX. Goodbye.
You have disconnected.

[AGAG]

I remember that

[AAAAAAAAAA]

Ahh, omegle. :luv1:
Those were the days.

How far we've come. Kinda.

Kosmo! Kosmo! Kosmo!!!

Your avatar has funny effects on my underpants

Well, that's the idea! Let a shrew into your underpants and prepare for a new dimension of pleasure.

[NeonVomit]

Best: one of George Zimmer's posts had me literally hyperventilating from laughter. Also when A10 accidentally blew his own cover by replying under his main handle when he thought he was replying as one of his sock puppets was hilarious as well. And when he almost caused the Dream Theater forum to implode was the work of a twisted, evil genius.

Worst: one of miditek's posts almost gave me a brain aneurysm.

I can't be bothered to sift through the masses of posts to find the specific ones mentioned, so you'll just have to go and hunt them down yourselves.

[Kecos]

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[miditek]

A10 did a damn fine job on that DT post.

!!!

[Stratowarius]

Oh I LÖVE all A10's and his Nick's posts. Butt butt I am his stalker so...

[Kosmo]

Kosmo! Kosmo! Kosmo!!!

What! What!! What!!!



lol.

[ggonza43]

Best: Surely one from A10 because his post are always memorable

Worst: Every post that Sumerian faggot did

[adrian9]

Sumerian! how can i forgot that, he is taking the lead on worst post of the year without a doubt

[ext0l]

best "me the fuck!"
worst anything from sumerian

[Sumerian]

I have mentioned in previous post that my writing here is just a joke, and I did not mean any of it. I make a decision to leave the forum to let you guys cool down, but now what I read here is simply unbelievable. Are you serious?

Of course I believe in freedom of speech. But freedom of speech does not just mean you can say bullshit about each other like "faggot". That is truly ridiculous.

All I see is, this is not the legacy of Stratovarius message. I will return now to Symfonia forum where I find it much more peaceful. Maybe, some of you should do the same. But I warn you, I run things different there.

[robocop656]

Of course I believe in freedom of speech. But freedom of speech does not just mean you can say bullshit about each other like "faggot". That is truly ridiculous.

But..butt..butt.. I'm a FAGGOT!

[Rebel]

I have mentioned in previous post that my writing here is just a joke, and I did not mean any of it. I make a decision to leave the forum to let you guys cool down, but now what I read here is simply unbelievable. Are you serious?

Of course I believe in freedom of speech. But freedom of speech does not just mean you can say bullshit about each other like "faggot". That is truly ridiculous.

All I see is, this is not the legacy of Stratovarius message. I will return now to Symfonia forum where I find it much more peaceful. Maybe, some of you should do the same. But I warn you, I run things different there.

I'm convinced that this is a troll pretending to be Tolkki pretending to not be Tolkki

[ggonza43]

Of course I believe in freedom of speech. But freedom of speech does not just mean you can say bullshit about each other like "faggot". That is truly ridiculous.

Now I am ridiculous?!

[NeonVomit]

I have mentioned in previous post that my writing here is just a joke, and I did not mean any of it. I make a decision to leave the forum to let you guys cool down, but now what I read here is simply unbelievable. Are you serious?

Of course I believe in freedom of speech. But freedom of speech does not just mean you can say bullshit about each other like "faggot". That is truly ridiculous.

All I see is, this is not the legacy of Stratovarius message. I will return now to Symfonia forum where I find it much more peaceful. Maybe, some of you should do the same. But I warn you, I run things different there.

I'm convinced that this is a troll pretending to be Tolkki pretending to not be Tolkki

You do realise if any of this were true I would have to kill myself.

[robocop656]

I'm convinced that this is a troll pretending to be Tolkki pretending to not be Tolkki

LAUGH OUT LORD! A goatse within a goatse!!

[ggonza43]

You do realise if any of this were true I would have to kill myself.

Tolkki or not Tolkki, sounds like some weird Shakespeare play

[NeonVomit]

Watch the sparrow fall, et al

[Sumerian]

I have mentioned in previous post that my writing here is just a joke, and I did not mean any of it. I make a decision to leave the forum to let you guys cool down, but now what I read here is simply unbelievable. Are you serious?

Of course I believe in freedom of speech. But freedom of speech does not just mean you can say bullshit about each other like "faggot". That is truly ridiculous.

All I see is, this is not the legacy of Stratovarius message. I will return now to Symfonia forum where I find it much more peaceful. Maybe, some of you should do the same. But I warn you, I run things different there.

I'm convinced that this is a troll pretending to be Tolkki pretending to not be Tolkki

Ding ding ding!!
We have a winner.

[ggonza43]

There's a sparrow now? I told Johnny Depp not to mess up with me !

[Rebel]

I have mentioned in previous post that my writing here is just a joke, and I did not mean any of it. I make a decision to leave the forum to let you guys cool down, but now what I read here is simply unbelievable. Are you serious?

Of course I believe in freedom of speech. But freedom of speech does not just mean you can say bullshit about each other like "faggot". That is truly ridiculous.

All I see is, this is not the legacy of Stratovarius message. I will return now to Symfonia forum where I find it much more peaceful. Maybe, some of you should do the same. But I warn you, I run things different there.

I'm convinced that this is a troll pretending to be Tolkki pretending to not be Tolkki

Ding ding ding!!
We have a winner.

I had suspected for awhile, since the FUCK YOU!!! outbursts, but your "Slip up" about how YOU run things different there made it too obvious.

DO I GET A GOLD STAR?

[RazielSR]

There are a lot of topics written by robolol or AAAAAAAAAAZuela where I'm still laughing while reading it. And the pictures that robolol find are just insane and almost impossible to categorize