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ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ · Post by **ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:08 am

Oh dear, oh dear. Ladyfingers are NOTHING for you! Huh. They will stuck! CONSTIPATION!

Try fishfingers or malefingers...or seaweedthumbs. Your natural diet...

Kosmo · Post by **Kosmo** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:58 am

Why does coffee get cold so fast, WHY?!

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ · Post by **ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:01 pm

Kosmo wrote:Why does coffee get cold so fast, WHY?!

PFFFFFF! Your whole castle with the golden towers in northern Finland is falling down to pieces and dust in -45 C, and you are concerned with the temperature of your COFFEE.

PFFFFFF. Again!

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ · Post by **ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:18 pm

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:Laaaaadyfingers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED lady fingers. Would you oblige
me?

There was a small Hippo in Africa,

That was a little bombastica,

He pined for sweet pink ladyfingers,

But they were for him like black stingers,

So he looked more and more like a swastica...

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ · Post by **ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:23 pm

Jaja. Maybe you have forgotten that I have the power. To delete you. And that is what I will do from now on. By,by father2...

Hubble86 · Post by **Hubble86** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 11:03 pm

Edit; Ja ja! She who laughs last, last the most.

Got ya!

Arnold Layne · Post by **Arnold Layne** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 7:42 am

There once was a man from Leeds,
Who only did good deeds,
But he borrowed some clothes,
Now, why do you suppose,
That bail is what he needs....?

But a hippo in a dress,
Brought up some unrest,
While the jailhouse shook,
This British crook,
Fled under the duress

Now he is a free man,
Lost some pounds and got a tan,
He walks his voffing dogs,
Eats his roasted hogs,
And will soon move to Kazakhstan.

Of course, Ukraine was his top pick,
But Igor played a cruel trick,
When their egos clashed,
His visa got smashed,
Since Danylenko is strong as a brick.

Arnold Layne

Karlheinz Stockhausen · Post by **Karlheinz Stockhausen** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:39 pm

Aber doch, Arnold! You are lyrical today! And you look thin. Was it the visit in the whales stomach that inspired you to make so good poems, Arnold? Do you want me to compose some music to your splendid lyrics, Arnold? Many, many drums and sopranosax. Many drums, Arnold. What do you say? Do you want to be famous, Arnold?
Let us do something together and not only play with our pegs and ladytrousers.
But Arnold why are you talking so much about Ukraine. It is nothing for you. At all Arnold. Germany is the country ...

Arnold Layne · Post by **Arnold Layne** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:39 am

Helpppppp! I am eating again. I cannot stop. Chew chew chew. I will be back to my old self in no time. Bring the old man. he will know....

Cannot type. Crumbs accumulating on keyboard.

Arnold Lafasffdf0

Hubble86 · Post by **Hubble86** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:40 pm

Old man? Oh ,you mean ME? Ok! First I must say that I am number one. Number two is an imposter-hircine.
Ah, your weight. Again! There are no shortcuts, my boy. As I understand it, you haven't exercised for 100 (two green beans and five drops of soursweet sauce) years, so it is not good for you to rush away and run A-10 miles a day. You would soon be disheartened and demotivated.
The same goes for starving yourself. That can lead you to be deficient in the nutrients and vitamins, your baconbody needs!
Small changes can make big difference. Cut the ladyfingers out and you lose 5lb a year.
And you must increase the chewing to improve your fitness-levels. Make a routin of it, like in your avatar. Chew, chew, chew, thats my boy. Every extra chew helps. Don't bother if you look like an idiot, you do anyway. So chew on, but of course not with food in your mouth. No, chew air, Arnold, that is it!!

And remember :No ladyfingers in any place of your body. They are pure death...

STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN · Post by **STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 7:38 pm

Hubble86 wrote: And remember :No ladyfingers in any place of your body. They are pure death...

THERE WE DISAGREE.

-STINKY

PS: MUBARAK IS MY BOY.

Hubble86 · Post by **Hubble86** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:40 am

I understand that you use ladyfingers to prevent fertalization but it is very unrelliable. You have the right to have your own opinion though. And I have mine. Ladyfingers are deadly. Capisce!

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ · Post by **ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 12:09 pm

Arnold Layne wrote:Helpppppp! I am eating again. I cannot stop. Chew chew chew. I will be back to my old self in no time. Bring the old man. he will know....

Cannot type. Crumbs accumulating on keyboard.

Arnold Lafasffdf0

Why did you remove your blue, transparant shadow?

Arnold Layne · Post by **Arnold Layne** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:15 pm

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ wrote:
Arnold Layne wrote:Helpppppp! I am eating again. I cannot stop. Chew chew chew. I will be back to my old self in no time. Bring the old man. he will know....

Cannot type. Crumbs accumulating on keyboard.

Arnold Lafasffdf0

Why did you remove your blue, transparant shadow?

Huh?

Arnold Layne

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ · Post by **ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:14 am

HUH WHAT?

Arnold Layne · Post by **Arnold Layne** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:05 pm

HUH??

Arnold Layne

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:43 pm

Pekka Fucking doesn't like Wikileaks and has sent a worried mail to commander Strutt.

PFN: Hi Strutt! I have heard, that the spy Julian ASSenge is after us. Again! He has leaked a document from an ASSemble in England.

Strutt:Huh! What does it say? And when was this?

PFN:The Meeting was 7 okt, last year and the subject was us, or what they called us. "Extra Terrestial Life". It was hysterically hyshhysh and there was scientists and politicans from various countries, fields and groups, as Nasa and SETI.

St: Why? And what did they diskuss?

PFN: They asked serious questions about our tecnical implications and what we really could DO here?

St : And what answers did they get?

PFN: They never asked IF we were here or IF we interacted with them. It seemed absolutely clear, that we do and that the scenario is nothing less than a fact, how shocking it may be to some idiots on Excessa.

St: But how do they explain us?.

PFN: They don't and they can't. And the increasing sightings of us, our ships and invasionpractices.And those now so often occurring beamings with strange lights and loud sounds, can they not explain either. Till that they have a lot of testimonies from scientists and military personel presented. So there is no longer the question IF.

St: But, but,Why do they not alert the people?

PFN: Fright! The subject is secretclassified higher than the H-Bomb, but some of them know that we use an alternative energy-system they call "Radiant Energy".

St: But what are they doing about us then?

PFN: Nothing! I am sure they know that the Pekka Fucking Nurmi, allergic to sushi, they laugh at, is the danger of their lives. But what can they do? Kill me? Nonono. They don't dare! Take me into custody? No again! They have no idea of what I could do then, so they put their heads in the sand and hope for the best.

ST: But this Julian someting on WikiLeak? Isn't that an alarmclock?

PFN: No no. Haven't I told you that they have no power of action and that they are to scared to even think what can happen if we take over, so they say that WikiLeak is a falsarium. Hahahaha.,,

St: So everything is rather okey than?

PFN: Jaja, so, so, but I thought I would tell you anyway. By by!

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ · Post by **ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:58 pm

Arnold Layne wrote:HUH??

Arnold Layne[/quote

You are a persistent guy Arnold. But it is difficult to describe something that is no longer there. The blue transparant shadows have disappeared and of course I wonder where you have put them. Is that the answer you hoped for?

Derrick Rose · Post by **Derrick Rose** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 2:18 am

I love all of you!

Arnold Layne · Post by **Arnold Layne** » Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:18 am

HUH? HUH? HUH??

Arnold Layne

Karlheinz Stockhausen · Post by **Karlheinz Stockhausen** » Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:54 am

Arnold, Arnold! What is all this huhing about????

Karlheinz Stockhausen · Post by **Karlheinz Stockhausen** » Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:02 am

I will give you my outward expression of thoughts from FME.
No stabbing! Either with knives or forks. Maybe because there were not many mad spaniards on the territory.
No bloodshed on the whole.
No Kabala.
Noone used smelling shampoo.
No running around, everyone on his place.
Only some selected groupis.
Few drums.
No sopranosaxophones. At all!

Otherwise okey.

PRIAPUS · Post by **PRIAPUS** » Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:06 am

Priapus here-

Just wanted to drop you guys a quick note. Arnold Layne had an anxiety-related meltdown. You guys just confused the hell out of him. So he began eating, eating, and eating, getting more confused as he went along. Huh? HUH?? He said. With crumbs falling out of his mouth, and sauce dribbling down his fat chin.

He will be recuperating on the ranch for some weeks. Please be understanding during this difficult period.

Regards,
-P :viking:

Karlheinz Stockhausen · Post by **Karlheinz Stockhausen** » Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:15 am

I have seen it coming. So sorry! Hope it is not my fault!
May he chew in peace and come back to us when he is ready for the world. Germany! Again!
I will miss him. Of course! He is so cushionly!

AAAAAAAAAA · Post by **AAAAAAAAAA** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:09 am

Karlheinz Stockhausen wrote: I have seen it coming. So sorry! Hope it is not my fault!
May he chew in peace and come back to us when he is ready for the world. Germany! Again!
I will miss him. Of course! He is so cushionly!

You.

You ruined Arnold Layne. For everybody.

He could not handle the NeverendingStory. He tried to read it from the beginning and his brain turned to mush. :pissed3:

HUH??

HUH??

That's all I can hear at the ranch.

Karlheinz Stockhausen · Post by **Karlheinz Stockhausen** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 9:50 am

Bah! I will tell you what I think and nothing but! Arnold has a small brain compared to the rest of his body and you can very well call it a muckmush if you want. He has a high miseryindex and his huhings are signs of fat-desperation where the brown fatcells in big amounts invade the small brain. They form a compact mass of indefinite size and shape of proteins, and you can not divide them without force. To blame ME and Neverending Abyss (What he has to do with this is a riddle for me) is OUTRAGEOUS. To be mild!

AAAAAAAAAA · Post by **AAAAAAAAAA** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:47 pm

Arnold has a large brain and a P.O.W.E.R.F.U.L body that effuses an unparalleled machismo. His Miseryindex is only 14 (Savory-bokchoy salad) and it would be far lower if it weren't for Pablo.

This conversation is over.

Capiche?? :pissed3: CAPICHE?? :pissed5:

COME BACK ARNOLD!!!!

Chew your way out....

Karlheinz Stockhausen · Post by **Karlheinz Stockhausen** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:00 am

So you have decided, that the conversation is over? Jaja, mr Red-Angry-Hippocrate, mr Onion-Muffins-Baker.

I have long ago understood that the Ranch you are talking about, is the State-Jail in Leeds, where our dear Arnold is serving full time, for theft of trousers and pegs. Again! Can you please, at least tell me, when he can walk free again?

AAAAAAAAAA · Post by **AAAAAAAAAA** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:37 am

Karlheinz Stockhausen wrote: So you have decided, that the conversation is over? Jaja, mr Red-Angry-Hippocrate, mr Onion-Muffins-Baker.

I have long ago understood that the Ranch you are talking about, is the State-Jail in Leeds, where our dear Arnold is serving full time, for theft of trousers and pegs. Again! Can you please, at least tell me, when he can walk free again?

Arnold is making a swift recovery and you will see him again in no time. He is in a pickle, but he will chew his way out. Let us not forget he once once in the bowels of a great tolkkiwhale...

He will Leed himself to freedom! And you have my hippo-cratic oath, that it will happen. Chew your way to liberty, Arnold! We root for you!!

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ · Post by **ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:45 pm

Close all doors and windows and take care of your washinglines, with or without clothes and pegs.

Huh-Huh-Arnold is on chewingrun...

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